Jul 26, 2016 4:09 PM
Tipep
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http://i.imgur.com/aN5dtI8.jpg
aww
TusseHund
our cat likes squirrels too, a few of days ago I walked out of the shower to find half of one the cat had fetched, just cihllin on the floor
lesserweevil
Cross-cuteness compatibility
JackHandy70
I'm no squirrel expert, but those are big babies.
Krzyf
Scott435
Now these squirrels are gonna learn to purr, in their own little way.
MogseyInnit
We will need updates.
OnlySupernaturalWillDo
saltandburn
Adorable Sam is adorable.
MarcusDiedrich
My friend had a red squirrel for 11 yrs. His cat saved it as a baby. Feelings had.
erischilde
Must rotate squirrels so that contents do not settle
RubinLamos
NoxRiddle
But... where are her babies...? :( Usually the other babies are seen with the adopted babies, unless something bad happened..
nodenialcatlady
I wondered the same thing :/
lcgrayer
What a good Momma????????????
ninmonkey
-- you sure she's alive. Not moving in either picture.
MonsieurChortles
PIXAR! DISNEY! Someone get on this quick.
Bartyfartyhadaparty
I have nipples, can you milk me?
anodoin
"Yesss, yessss... I will get them fat and plump and save them for later...." --Cat
balmut
Ah collecting squirrels for winter!
ahahh calm down there Stan :))
Sarah6race
Classic Stan move
tortillaboy
God damn stan
cjclevername
Strange looking kittens
FizzyBacon
Soo Friggen adorbs! I bet those baby red squirrels will help you eat the trim on your house/cabin when they become not babies no more.
Dropdeadorleave
Are they drinking?
SquirrelMasterK
I've bottle fed baby Squirrels and all I can think about is that cats poor poor nips being massacred
Gazwal
Aren't these a bit too old to be sucklings?
Devynspeedracer
and now the cat has rabies
MrUpvoteGuy
plot twist: the cat is dead
ProfessorMatt
And those are deadly forest squirrel lampreys.
MegGriffin999
I've seen gray squirrels, black squirrels, and albino squirrels. Always wanted to see a red one.
cleavergrill
But people are the only animal that ingest another animal's milk.
DrDadJokes
If it was a male these squirrels will go for the nuts regardless
dohrmiester39
Squirrels get the same nourishment as kittens from cat milk. I milked cats for a while.
IFUCKEVERYTHING
"I milked cats for awhile"
MadAddax
I don't think I've ever read that sentence before.
What, as a hobby? Or as a very specific job?
malachitedragon
Back from vacation on Giedi Prime, you see.
I have nipples greg, can you milk me?
I mean if you're offering
I'll watch
qussow
There is a narrow window after a cat gives birth when she will accept literally anything more or less the right size as its baby forever.
Like imprinting in reverse.
CatilioPlaceresCannabicos
gnitnirpmi?
The G is silent.
Radix865
After that and they literally kill everything more or less right size.
SnugglesaurusRex
Where are her real kittens?
Bugofbelgium
Might've been stillborns, in which case this is pretty nice for the poor cat.
ElectricMoccasin
They are with the squirrel mom.
theLay
Would the cat accept me as it's baby?
ehhidunno
Are you asking to breastfeed from a cat?
I'm not saying I am
Just teasing ya
I'm also not saying I'm not haha. Got it man, have a good day!
FaultyStarsNoConstellations
I think you missed the "just about right size" part
ImNakedUnderneathMyClothes
Wat is he is the size of a Kitten? You dont know him
RedExclamation
The milk works? 0___o
Yeah, not like we drink other species' milk or anything.
That's kinda like questioning if cow's milk works for us.
Well it doesn't really. Unless you have the mutation that for dairy products, I forget the name.
But I figured that at infant stage, the type of milk is vital to their development
Yes and no. They'll lack certain important things from the mother like antibodies, but still contains a lot of the fat they need.
Oh, well, then never mind. Thanks for clearing that up
Damoel
And at that stage of development, they probably don't need the antibodies quite as much.
They need them immediately, to boost their immunity via the mother's immunity. But I don't know how developed these guys are.
Phalbutt
But you wouldn't give cows milk to a new bourn baby, Maybe?
Bourne again shell
malkel
Cow milk is actually pretty dangerous to give infants. It doesn't have enough iron or fat or many other nutrients.
That's really just because we care more about human babies. Plus, humans are born way more underdeveloped than other animals, and our >>
organs can't handle much that early. Similar reasons why other baby mammals walk so quickly.
CarcharodonCarcharias
Those a red squirrels as well... the best squirrels. Invasive grey squirrels can fuck off.
YarTheBug
I have a let me bring my 10-22 and I'll happily harvest some for dinner! :P
Geeksrule
Lol
Mockanopolis
#greylivesmatter
ahhaha love you
vauhtihirmu
In Finland, our red squirrels turn into grey squirrels come winter.
OHmymischief
In eastern Canada they're not
Yeah, they're native to the Eastern coast of the US and Canada, but they came over to Europe and fucked everything up for everyone
Thesaya
I had no idea gray squirrels was a thing before I went to London first time.
Atria
I love my black squirrels! So cute!
Kedearian
Grey squirrels go good with rice. Just saying.
socksynurse
Go sit in the corner Wade. That is vermin.
CandyDickDaddyWithTheSugarBalls
Ive been seeing squirrels in my neighbors back yard with tall pointy ears similar to a red. Located in Ohio. What type could they be?
I'm really no expert of this, but unless they're escaped pets or something they can't be red squirrels since there are none in America.
If you do some digging on wikipedia, though, you might be able to find a squirrel species in America that matches that description.
JinglingKeysFunForBabiesNotForBatman
Red squirrels are fucking evil devious little shits. They are organized and smart and awful little things.
Pandameter
I didn't know this, but both of you saying it makes me believe it
asampsonfallsintheforest
Send us your Grey squirrels! They are native in CA.
Darkrift
They got black squirrels where I live
OnlyMyHonestOpinion
Kent?
MyOhMyThePizzaSky
Washington?
and they are adorable !<)
Do you live in DC?
Melanism, yo.
iamthee
Washington? (DC not state)
shinymetalassassin
We got them in Bellingham.
Schmedes
When porch squirrels come around our house momma just sweep them off with a broom
I just Google porch squirrels and this is too cute to sweep them out :P
TheRealDwightSchrute
Whoa whoa whoa, you can't call them porch squirrels. That's racist.
Compton?
HistoricallyAcurate
We have black ones in NY
Thought Brooklyn was largely gentrified at this point, though there's always Harlem I guess
Cereaza
Well, the white squirrels invaded the red squirrels lands. And they brought the black squirrels with them, to farm their nut fields.
LexLuthorForPresident
Damn, that was sneaky. - the future.
dembonz00
I thought it was the red squirrels that invade the Gray's territory and eat their babies?
In the same way that red foxes are just normal, local species in most places but invasive in Australia, greys are invasive in Europe.
Nope, that couldn't really be further from the truth. Greys eat all of the reds food and the such. They're pests, to be honest.
Well, they're both rodents...
HuntingtonBrown
Red squirrels are the spawn of Satan. They are pure evil and territorial little fuckers.
They need to be, they've been pretty much wiped out here in Britain apart from in the north. They're native, but the greys aren't.
darkwyverna
In upstate they castrate male grey squirrels and gang up to drive the native greys away.
Wait, what? Who castrates what?
candystripeacancerward
Hey, don't take all the red squirrel credit! We have them on the IOW too!
Well the ones where I grew up, Upstate NY, they would throw stuff at you from like 30ft/3M up in the air while screaming at you. No reason.
? You're talking about grey squirrels, right? Red squirrels don't live in America.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_red_squirrel. U fuking wot m8?
TusseHund
our cat likes squirrels too, a few of days ago I walked out of the shower to find half of one the cat had fetched, just cihllin on the floor
lesserweevil
Cross-cuteness compatibility
JackHandy70
I'm no squirrel expert, but those are big babies.
Krzyf
Scott435
Now these squirrels are gonna learn to purr, in their own little way.
MogseyInnit
We will need updates.
OnlySupernaturalWillDo
saltandburn
Adorable Sam is adorable.
MarcusDiedrich
My friend had a red squirrel for 11 yrs. His cat saved it as a baby. Feelings had.
erischilde
Must rotate squirrels so that contents do not settle
RubinLamos
NoxRiddle
But... where are her babies...? :( Usually the other babies are seen with the adopted babies, unless something bad happened..
nodenialcatlady
I wondered the same thing :/
lcgrayer
What a good Momma????????????
ninmonkey
MonsieurChortles
PIXAR! DISNEY! Someone get on this quick.
Bartyfartyhadaparty
I have nipples, can you milk me?
anodoin
"Yesss, yessss... I will get them fat and plump and save them for later...." --Cat
balmut
Ah collecting squirrels for winter!
Tipep
ahahh calm down there Stan :))
Sarah6race
Classic Stan move
tortillaboy
God damn stan
cjclevername
Strange looking kittens
Tipep
FizzyBacon
Soo Friggen adorbs! I bet those baby red squirrels will help you eat the trim on your house/cabin when they become not babies no more.
Dropdeadorleave
Are they drinking?
SquirrelMasterK
I've bottle fed baby Squirrels and all I can think about is that cats poor poor nips being massacred
Gazwal
Aren't these a bit too old to be sucklings?
Devynspeedracer
and now the cat has rabies
MrUpvoteGuy
plot twist: the cat is dead
ProfessorMatt
And those are deadly forest squirrel lampreys.
MegGriffin999
I've seen gray squirrels, black squirrels, and albino squirrels. Always wanted to see a red one.
cleavergrill
But people are the only animal that ingest another animal's milk.
DrDadJokes
If it was a male these squirrels will go for the nuts regardless
dohrmiester39
Squirrels get the same nourishment as kittens from cat milk. I milked cats for a while.
IFUCKEVERYTHING
"I milked cats for awhile"
MadAddax
I don't think I've ever read that sentence before.
ProfessorMatt
What, as a hobby? Or as a very specific job?
malachitedragon
Back from vacation on Giedi Prime, you see.
dohrmiester39
I have nipples greg, can you milk me?
ninmonkey
I mean if you're offering
IFUCKEVERYTHING
I'll watch
ninmonkey
qussow
There is a narrow window after a cat gives birth when she will accept literally anything more or less the right size as its baby forever.
qussow
Like imprinting in reverse.
CatilioPlaceresCannabicos
gnitnirpmi?
qussow
The G is silent.
Radix865
After that and they literally kill everything more or less right size.
SnugglesaurusRex
Where are her real kittens?
Bugofbelgium
Might've been stillborns, in which case this is pretty nice for the poor cat.
ElectricMoccasin
They are with the squirrel mom.
theLay
Would the cat accept me as it's baby?
ehhidunno
Are you asking to breastfeed from a cat?
theLay
I'm not saying I am
ehhidunno
Just teasing ya
theLay
I'm also not saying I'm not haha. Got it man, have a good day!
FaultyStarsNoConstellations
I think you missed the "just about right size" part
ImNakedUnderneathMyClothes
Wat is he is the size of a Kitten? You dont know him
RedExclamation
The milk works? 0___o
Bugofbelgium
Yeah, not like we drink other species' milk or anything.
anodoin
That's kinda like questioning if cow's milk works for us.
ninmonkey
Well it doesn't really. Unless you have the mutation that for dairy products, I forget the name.
RedExclamation
But I figured that at infant stage, the type of milk is vital to their development
anodoin
Yes and no. They'll lack certain important things from the mother like antibodies, but still contains a lot of the fat they need.
RedExclamation
Oh, well, then never mind. Thanks for clearing that up
Damoel
And at that stage of development, they probably don't need the antibodies quite as much.
anodoin
They need them immediately, to boost their immunity via the mother's immunity. But I don't know how developed these guys are.
Phalbutt
But you wouldn't give cows milk to a new bourn baby, Maybe?
ninmonkey
Bourne again shell
malkel
Cow milk is actually pretty dangerous to give infants. It doesn't have enough iron or fat or many other nutrients.
anodoin
That's really just because we care more about human babies. Plus, humans are born way more underdeveloped than other animals, and our >>
anodoin
organs can't handle much that early. Similar reasons why other baby mammals walk so quickly.
CarcharodonCarcharias
Those a red squirrels as well... the best squirrels. Invasive grey squirrels can fuck off.
YarTheBug
I have a let me bring my 10-22 and I'll happily harvest some for dinner! :P
Geeksrule
Mockanopolis
#greylivesmatter
Tipep
ahhaha love you
vauhtihirmu
In Finland, our red squirrels turn into grey squirrels come winter.
OHmymischief
In eastern Canada they're not
CarcharodonCarcharias
Yeah, they're native to the Eastern coast of the US and Canada, but they came over to Europe and fucked everything up for everyone
Thesaya
I had no idea gray squirrels was a thing before I went to London first time.
Atria
I love my black squirrels! So cute!
Kedearian
Grey squirrels go good with rice. Just saying.
socksynurse
Go sit in the corner Wade. That is vermin.
CandyDickDaddyWithTheSugarBalls
Ive been seeing squirrels in my neighbors back yard with tall pointy ears similar to a red. Located in Ohio. What type could they be?
CarcharodonCarcharias
I'm really no expert of this, but unless they're escaped pets or something they can't be red squirrels since there are none in America.
CarcharodonCarcharias
If you do some digging on wikipedia, though, you might be able to find a squirrel species in America that matches that description.
JinglingKeysFunForBabiesNotForBatman
Red squirrels are fucking evil devious little shits. They are organized and smart and awful little things.
Pandameter
I didn't know this, but both of you saying it makes me believe it
asampsonfallsintheforest
Send us your Grey squirrels! They are native in CA.
Darkrift
They got black squirrels where I live
OnlyMyHonestOpinion
Kent?
MyOhMyThePizzaSky
Washington?
Tipep
and they are adorable !<)
MegGriffin999
Do you live in DC?
qussow
Melanism, yo.
iamthee
Washington? (DC not state)
shinymetalassassin
We got them in Bellingham.
Schmedes
When porch squirrels come around our house momma just sweep them off with a broom
Tipep
I just Google porch squirrels and this is too cute to sweep them out :P
TheRealDwightSchrute
Whoa whoa whoa, you can't call them porch squirrels. That's racist.
Pandameter
Compton?
HistoricallyAcurate
We have black ones in NY
Pandameter
Thought Brooklyn was largely gentrified at this point, though there's always Harlem I guess
Cereaza
Well, the white squirrels invaded the red squirrels lands. And they brought the black squirrels with them, to farm their nut fields.
LexLuthorForPresident
Damn, that was sneaky. - the future.
dembonz00
I thought it was the red squirrels that invade the Gray's territory and eat their babies?
CarcharodonCarcharias
In the same way that red foxes are just normal, local species in most places but invasive in Australia, greys are invasive in Europe.
CarcharodonCarcharias
Nope, that couldn't really be further from the truth. Greys eat all of the reds food and the such. They're pests, to be honest.
dembonz00
Well, they're both rodents...
HuntingtonBrown
Red squirrels are the spawn of Satan. They are pure evil and territorial little fuckers.
Pandameter
I didn't know this, but both of you saying it makes me believe it
CarcharodonCarcharias
They need to be, they've been pretty much wiped out here in Britain apart from in the north. They're native, but the greys aren't.
darkwyverna
In upstate they castrate male grey squirrels and gang up to drive the native greys away.
CarcharodonCarcharias
Wait, what? Who castrates what?
candystripeacancerward
Hey, don't take all the red squirrel credit! We have them on the IOW too!
HuntingtonBrown
Well the ones where I grew up, Upstate NY, they would throw stuff at you from like 30ft/3M up in the air while screaming at you. No reason.
CarcharodonCarcharias
? You're talking about grey squirrels, right? Red squirrels don't live in America.
HuntingtonBrown
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_red_squirrel. U fuking wot m8?