Quite possibly the dumbest scene ever shown on tv

May 8, 2020 11:11 PM

jhenning04101

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SLPT: Being hacked? Use two people on the same keyboard to get a leg up on those bastards.

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displaying what hacks your doing to a system on the screen of the "forensic scientist" monitor is so spot on how it works

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ah yes. To stop a hacker you need the power of...double hacking!

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Paired programming makes sense now!

6 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

We've been doing it all wrong!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

>SEND SPIKE

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

unplug the workstation it will disconnect the hacker from the server!!!

6 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

That's literally what another character does a few seconds later.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn, I hope it's not that master hacker 4 Chan!

6 years ago | Likes 520 Dislikes 3

"What are these mysterious luls?"

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Praise kek

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 0

v woulda been disappointed if this comment wan’t here!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Who is this 4 chan?

6 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

I33t h@ck3r

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Didn't even create a GUI interface using Visual Basic to trace an IP address. Completely unrealistic. 0/10

6 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 1

I was looking for this comment. You find that damned Ip address with your GUI, and your fancy non-sequiturs.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I raise you the episode of "Bones"where a man inscribed bone with a virus code thats scanned into the pc via holographic 3d scanner

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Glad to see I'm not the only other person who is highlighting that shows bullshit. The hacker bad guy was so fucking awful.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What? Two people typing different commands simultaneously on the same keyboard isn't realistic?!!

6 years ago | Likes 1152 Dislikes 3

It's called Agile Programming, and it's art. Seriously. Take my word for it, I write code for a living.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Any remember the movie The Big Hit? Dude needs a Trace Buster Buster Buster!!! That shit will bust a trace buster buster!

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I really enjoyed that movie! Solid Jaguar commercial! I always just figured they were making fun of that sort of shit.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's pretty much the same as playing a duet on a piano.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

At least it isn't CSI: Cyber.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

May not code like that but it’s how me and my brother played Mortal Kombat 3 on PC together.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's like those 90s multiplayer games

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've seen students doing it. Obviously not simultaneously, but typing in alternately on the same computer. They were going fast

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At least they still had their hard drives: https://youtu.be/WbkernCk2Yk

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Do they not have script-girls anymore? Checked it and yes, script-girls are getting replaced by digital record keeping and CGI corrections.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's called pair programming dumbass... I did that all the time at work before they fired me for overqualification.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Of course it works, split screen games had it decades a go. And there are like millions of open screens in there

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Sure! One to type the letters and symbols, another to handle numbers and arrow keys! Just like 2 player on dos games!

6 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Aahh you've aged me. Good ole DOS games. I still remember getting arrested in Leisure Suit Larry 1 for not typing "zip up my pants".

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you NOT do that with your closest friends?

6 years ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 0

I mean, if u ever played old flash games multiplayer...

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Or new teams in 2 players 1 controller mode?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not that close with anyone

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

But what if the bad guys use three people?!

6 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 1

Well that other guy better put down his sandwich

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In one trenchcoat?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Should have ENHANCE'd.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I love Gibbs’s response

6 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 3

Heard "dumbest scene ever on tv", saw a computer screen. "Is this 2idiots1keyboard?" lol called it

6 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

I came looking for this

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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I was REALLY hoping that third guy would start typing too.

6 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

The third guy's job is to operate the mouse. DUH.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm surprised the newer Star Trek series haven't surpassed this.

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Yeah. That scene disappointed me

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Depressing context?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hate this show with a passion, thanks for reminding me it exists. ?

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Just..uh...unplug the ethernet cable? Or, hm, idk, press the power button on the pc. Hack over.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Or, like that guy did in this gif, unplug the monitor power.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

If this is serious, its not really correct. If you got ransomware on your pc unplugging the ethernet isn't going to do shit.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, it will air gap it if its an active attack. Then you can attempt recovery or destroy the drives to prevent it spreading on the network

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes but there's many more steps, both preventative and recovery, then just unplug the ethernet and you're safe.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It can also be a mistake to shutdown your pc. There was one variant of ransomware with keys still in the ram, unless you shutdown

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

In the example of this post, it was ridiculous of course, but it sounds like the firewall rules were incorrect if a "port scan" is an issue

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Especially if you're dealing with servers with critical public facing services. Can't just unplug it, that would defeat the point.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Oh yeah. In IT security, and never seen a hack like this in 15 years. The only time you know you been hacked, is about a month...

6 years ago | Likes 365 Dislikes 2

SQL Slammer you knew exactly what happened. Pulling the plug worked. If anyone remembers that.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

EternalBlue worked the same way and people other than boomers remember that.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That one public share folder some bullshit program made you set full permissions to "everyone" can't be accessed by some user and all the 1

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Files now have some bulkshit extension and some bullshit Readme file trying to extort bitcoins. 2/2

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Closest you come is a DDoS

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

later when they dump your info on the interwebs. ASSUME BREACH! Change your fucking password, and make it a passphrase.

6 years ago | Likes 227 Dislikes 0

Oh you mean a month later when all of a sudden every file is encrypted and renamed with the exact same extension, like *.[BiG-CoCkzz] ?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Correct horse battery staple!

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Good tips. "Passphrase" changed my way of remembering passwords ever since I heard it

6 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

Passphrase is good but you still different ones for different places. Even better is a password manager and easier to use.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I figured out a system involving my age, what year it currently is, what it is for, and which language makes most sense (as I'm bilingual)

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So I never have the same password, but I kinda still do, because it's all follows the same system.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Dark Lord Demandeth Your Soul.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Explain?

6 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

IR3allyw1shmypeni$waslonger is harder to guess than 1111

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

The math makes my brain hurt.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

An extra character adds much more complexity to a password instead of random gibberish, if it takes a day to brute force a single character

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Might as well take 60 days instead of 12 if any and all characters cam be brute forced

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

MVEMJSUNP for My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Popsicles. Add numbers and symbols, vary the case, and you're golden.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Sadly no more popsicles, though

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That seems more like the original system's weakness without the strength of the passphrase system

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So using a 8 character pw with special chars, numbers, etc is stupid. So: RealisticallyThisPasswordIsMuchHarderToGuessInABruteForceAttack.

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Mine is Ialreadytoldyouwhatthewifipasswordis!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also set limits to password attempts if you actually control the system. Most hack attempts are to guess 1 million times. 3 strikes & ur out

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

i gotcha beat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boEb8zKfPBo

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Man they must be at the Fast and the Furious international airport

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That was the greatest thing I've ever seen

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"I can't reach it!" Well, I obviously can't just drop it... you need to reach higher as I hand it down to you.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That was retarded

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Holy shit that was ridiculous

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What in the actual fuck did I just watch?

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That gave me more cancer than the Bones drone hacking while linked to a bank account draining bullshit.

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6 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

This was more him knowing he is fucked, and just panic smashing, not actually doing anything

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

In Gaius's defense, he was trying to erase falsified footage of himself entering the Caprica Defense Mainframe building.

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I'm quite sure they were intentionally spoofing "hacker scenes" in TV shows and movies. Notice how the boss just just unplugs the thing.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I remember somebody claiming to be "in the industry" made a similar comment. It's just kind of a game to see how ridiculous you can be.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Someone defeats a firewall... in VR, for some reason... and gets a message "You are now committing a felony"

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I remember in another episode he shoots the computer and says "game over" or some shit so I'm thinking it's intentional.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

BECAUSE DESTROYING THE MONITOR MEANS THE COMPUTER IS OFF, RIGHT?!? ?

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I can't be sure, but I vaguely remember that situation and argument going down in this show at one point.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I love how no one ever uses a mouse in hollywood hax0rland.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

I never use a mouse when working on my LAMP server. Heck I'm even using xdotool through ssh connection if I need to move the cursor !

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hotkeys ftw

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I mean, from my experience with the computer-savvy, that's one of the few things they get RIGHT

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a sysadmin, aint nobody got time for a mouse. Most of my work is through Powershell anyways. God i love powershell. Nothing like creating

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gorgeous 1000+ line scripts that make beautiful reports and stuff. L33t hack0r protip: nobody can see your tomato field if you

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

$ErrorActionPreference = "SilentlyContinue"

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 PEOPLE TYPING AT THE SAME TIME = FASTER HACKING obviously duhhhhh. Meanwhile, the guy hacking them:

6 years ago | Likes 212 Dislikes 1

You mean he or she.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's all in the tie.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

what a script kiddie, his fingerprint is gonna be traced so phast he's not even wearing gloves

6 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Damn. Zero Cool at it again.

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Crash and Burn!

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You mean that guy who crashed 1,507 computer systems causing 7-point drop in the New York Stock Exchange? That hack was RAD, dude!!

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Hack the planet!

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Yes!!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hyper unrealistic movie, but still have to give it credit for getting me into IT.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yes because THIS is the most unrealistic thing about the shows

6 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 2

And I liked this show quite a lot. Its so old now, and well, not so interesting

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Enhance, enhance, enhance!

6 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Once had someone viewing CCTV ask if I could clean it up a bit as it was blurry. My wife now forbids me from commenting on shows like this.

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6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

it is if you are an IT guy...

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Compare to doing the same thing with driving a car, another common piece of technology. They're in hot persuit, and not just 1/

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

getting the car to drive twice as fast by two people pulling randomly at the wheel (that's the least of the cringe in this clip), but 2/

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

meanwhile shouting postulates of how words vaguely related to cars in general are causing things that don't make sense or break physics. 3/

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Then they get the car to fly off by shouting car-related words and pulling the wheel randomly, butt really fast. It's a 4-year old's 4/

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

idea of what it means to drive a car. But somehow Hollywood doesn't find it embarrassing to treat computing like that. 5/5

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