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Scarlett Johansson's body double for the Avenger films
May 5, 2019 2:39 PM
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CalvinAndOrHobbes
So very not accurate, that’s Michelle Smith, a stuntwoman with lots of skill and a Deadpool credit. You’re making stuff up
244main
Yeah, but can she factor a polynomial?
vagpower
So she's a jedi too? Nice!
imadethisaccounttotellyouthis
Well, she be using da force.
Spookadook
degenerator
Goderpat69
cominginhot
I necessitate self inducted pleasure
marksmanofgod
*booty double
TerribleAwful
IhaveTP4Bunghole
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BraveSlayer
DjNeHi
ASolitudeGuard
Vergenbuurg
...well, that's a meme stealing gif I've never seen before.
KeanuReevesBeardTrimmings
DignamWhenAskedaQuestion
They should have put a " Do not open " sign on that door.
BeardedCoffeeMonkey
They did. C-3PO took it off when they were evacuating the base (that and this were deleted scenes).
Fasrill
There was one there, but C-3P0 removed it before the Snowtroopers arrived.
KeyMasher
Brul
ScarJo's body double > Rey
Fasrill
I'd rather see her as either Bastila or Setele Shan.
MrTrevorBelmont
MrTrevorBelmont
YepIamStealingYourMeMes
marxopinium
A girl has no name.
FabulousJackfruit
TheHuntedSnark
This is Michelle Christa Smith. She was Gina Carano's stunt double in "Deadpool." No mention of any work on the Avengers films anywhere.
greggbert
Thanks! If it were not for the watermark on the video that said "Michelle C. Smith" your comment would have been super helpful!
TheHuntedSnark
The point being: This woman never seems to have doubled for Scarlett Johansson.
jolem53
They had to find a double with a big booty.
satupas
Who dis? Asking for a friend.
Boobeez
Michelle C. Smith https://redd.it/bkw5c6
MadMupp
Spookadook
Maahes0
Can we get a Mara Jade movie now?
CrowInTheSky
ColonelColon
Y'know, that's where movie Luke went wrong, never met Mara.
maninthedarkness
Never met anyone.
RelativeVelocity
100% right.
HDSDIWifiGuy
Disney: no
cryborg
I know someone who works at Disney. He says it is still possible to make magic there. I think he works in the ice cream or jingles dept.
DanFendi
RelativeVelocity
I've been waiting for years
VigorousButtstuff
No. Luke was a stupidly OP Mary Sue in the books anyway. They're rightly consigned to the pit of bad fanfiction where they belong.
MidLifeChrysler
Doesn't mean there wasn't gold buried in the EU, and Zahn in particular wasn't guilty of that.
VigorousButtstuff
It's not Disney or anyone else's job to slog through miles of mud in someone else's stories when they're making their own.
MidLifeChrysler
I'm not trying to get into a zealot's argument here. Just that there are far better minds at work than the ones behind Eps 7-9.
VigorousButtstuff
Because we've seen 9 and of course know everything about it. Face it, a girl kicks more ass than your precious Boba Fett.
jiynxed
Considering that she's fanfiction and no longer canon...
DavidMcclannahan
Anything is Canon when you stick it in a movie
jiynxed
She's not in any movie, so...
DavidMcclannahan
But the original post was asking for a Mara Jade movie, so "ItS nOt CaNoN" doesn't matter if she gets put in one
fskn
RelativeVelocity
Go figure, my favorite SW character, blown out of a Canon. Her and the Jodo Cast/ Boba Fett side story.
TrueLegateDamar
So was Thrawn and a bunch of other Legends-only stuff
TheWorldEndsWithYou
Thawn is canon now thanks to rebels
legthief
And there he shall remain
TheWorldEndsWithYou
If we are getting an old republic film we will probably get thawn in live action
matthiasfactor
The EU was officially licensed by Lucas.
VigorousButtstuff
So was putting Hayden Christensen in the remake of Jedi.
jiynxed
Just because he monetized it doesn't make it not fanfiction.
matthiasfactor
That’s exactly what it means you twerp.
jiynxed
No, it makes it fanfiction that Lucas figured out a way to make a few bucks off of. Dude was a brilliant businessman.
Pseudosim
Mary Sue's are a staple of fanfiction and one was made the fucking lead of the new trilogy. So what really is fanfiction?
MikeTheRipper12
Mary Sue's have been in literature forever. Dante's Inferno, Lancelot, and Percival were all self insert Mary Sue characters.
jiynxed
A Mary Sue has been the lead of each trilogy. It's part of the story.
ChiisuChanOffModel
Zokathra2
Imagine if they had hired her for The Last Jedi's throne room fight
AdamGenesis
Damn! Those glutes! ... damn. (damn)
Yellowdart49
When did Black Widow have a light sabre?
PaulHavingABall
A Korean printer?
Fasrill
Because someone told Tony Stark that it was impossible?
DignamWhenAskedaQuestion
that's not black widow.....
kellaroo
And what a body it is
ElroyJetsonEsq
swizec
She spends a lot of time dodging her own sword. Somehow that doesn't seem like efficient fighting technique
Aerisot
That flip behind her back though, damn.
CableHack
I rewatched 20-30 times for that bit.
Thewiznerd
And everyone was so impressed when Arya threw her knife from one hand to the other...
TangyGraffiti
I was more impressed with the roll around her hand during the ariel
ClutchPopper
Everything-DAMN!
pareidoliaperson
Hollywood's be like "I can spin swords it's my bestest move"...boring...
Phischstaebchen
And I still just want to know how to do the backhandflip
copingcabana
Shit. Did they just hire a real life assassin?
SoberAndBored
Who taught her how to do that?
BklynPunisher
That behind though. You ever see the YouTube video of Sebastian Stan training with a knife, where he flips it from one hand to the next?
DignamWhenAskedaQuestion
Also... is that the sword from Tenchi Muyo ! ??
NightNova
https://imgur.com/o4ooOew
DignamWhenAskedaQuestion
https://imgur.com/EV4zgHQ
NightNova
hmmm I can see your point there, but which came first AND which actually has companies to make them?
DignamWhenAskedaQuestion
it's a cosplay sword . There's tons of creators out there. No need for Co. Besides it looks to be custom anyways.
haquie
Great now I need to go watch it again
DignamWhenAskedaQuestion
Your welcome
Nightcaste
Hard to tell because she's moving so fast but I think you're right
DignamWhenAskedaQuestion
in that case she could be the stunt double for whoever plays Ayaka.
Nightcaste
Who?
DignamWhenAskedaQuestion
The one with the purple hair...
Imlatetothepartyandallthegoodusernamesaregone
This is my staff/lightsaber coach! Check out the stuff she can do that they think is too "unbelievable" for film: Google Michelle C Smith
MrMooobs
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lazy784
Ok, what in the world is a lightsaber coach? How does one get in? Are there competitions? Duels?
Imlatetothepartyandallthegoodusernamesaregone
She teaches classes on how to do stuff like you see in that clip. She does staff, sword and other weapons.
Ealadon
Is there a specific video where she shows stuff that was rejected as too unbelievable? I can't seem to find that one.
Imlatetothepartyandallthegoodusernamesaregone
Google "Michelle c Smith flowsaber review" the intro has some cool stuff. Its mostly the stuff that can't be worked into a fight sequence.
Imlatetothepartyandallthegoodusernamesaregone
I dont think she's made a specific video of stuff they wont include but you'll see toss/catch and contact spins that look cool.
Ealadon
Awesome, thanks!
cryborg
Googling as instructed, master.
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
Wait really?
Imlatetothepartyandallthegoodusernamesaregone
Google "Michelle c Smith flowsaber" that video has a cool opening sequence
focusedapathy
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Imlatetothepartyandallthegoodusernamesaregone
Yes she can do really complex saber spins, releases and catches that they feel dont fit well into fight sequences... she's a total badass!
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
No I was remarking on the fact that she’s your teach
Imlatetothepartyandallthegoodusernamesaregone
Yeah totally! I did a double take when I saw the clip.
cyberjazz
Heidi Moneymaker FTMFW
DigiT00l
She's awesome, she's worked on Marvel movies since Iron Man 2, believe she had cameos in IM3 and Civil War, along with other stunt people
jrfishyfishy
This isn’t Heidi Moneymaker
cyberjazz
Correct. i was pointing out who the REAL body double is
DigiT00l
Then the title is a lie
DjNeHi
Dassenator
Obscurify
Hoenheign
NoOneGrowsABeardLikeGaston
fucking saved
CapnShanty
I got banned last time I did it lol but begged and they undid it hahaha so I would post it but I entered Valhalla once already
pauldegraaf
Here we go again...
ThiccOrTreat
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I’m keeping this
Kleck
Username relevant.
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Why do you think I’m keeping it
FLOUNDERnotCAT
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chadwich
Saviorrrrr
This is not how you court public favor.
TheGigaKraken
Do it
Beenthinkinboutthosebeans
Who shall we witness???
WellThatsOriginal
WellThatsOriginal
Sissy
extraDimensionalAnxiety
#gifsthatendtoosoon
TheRealBigChungus
All right, who’s gonna be a hero here?
abortionwrench
Johnnythm123
So is it a permanent ban for posting"the gif"
TheRealBigChungus
Nah, warning for the first time.
AMR9000
I got a warning when I did it once.
Saviorrrrr
Everyone teases it, but no more are willing to make the sacrifice as they used to be.
CapnShanty
I got banned last time I did it lol but begged and they undid it hahaha so I would post it but I entered Valhalla once already
TheRealBigChungus
The hardest choices require the strongest wills.
SchmidtOnYoLip
Kezzix
This is one of the funniest god damn things I've seen in a while. I cry-laughed.
Kiwiwhovian
Omfg hahahahahahahahaa
pancakesinthesky
*unmute audio* LMAO!
Willybum84
GameSmarterNotHarder
FrozenInCarbonite
GameSmarterNotHarder
Very fitting
JChilly
Ok
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OhFarts
JChilly, our hero.
lsybarra
WITNESS!
ILikeFilmsAndStuff
His name was JChilly
moparornocar27
Damn 45 minutes
Swagmeister9
Long live the king!!
ILikeFilmsAndStuff
53 mins damn haha
GnomeAnn
Wow. Still going strong after 10 minutes.
neil137
although fancy, many of those strokes lack power
PleaseRespectMyAsshole
Suspension of disbelief.
Excludos
Don't need power when you have a light saber. Light touches would do just as much damage
neil137
with the power output to melt steel with a slash, our user would be burned all over
SergeantSalsa
Humour yourself and read wookiepedias articles for a bit. There's an answer to everything you come up with
neil137
a magnetic confinement field doesnt confine heat.
SergeantSalsa
There also isn't a mysterious power called the Force that allows people to for example see a bit to the future
Excludos
Which is the reason why they don't try to replicate normal sword fighting techniques, they don't make sense in the context.
Excludos
(That said, neither does spinning in circles from a prone position, or swinging your light saber around nowhere near your enemy..)
lucivjovy
Momentum building.
Vanarin
Not to mention there are lightsaber resistant Materials and power can be very important against other sabers