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Is this art? I thought I would post about my Art Car for the art crawl! IMGUR, meet The Snailoon, It's an old west saloon on the back of a giant snail. I built this thing for Burning Man a few years ago. It was greuling, but SO much fun. I hope I get the
chance to build another art car some day.
Also, just wanted to shout out my camp, The Bureau of Misinformation. Everyone donated money and a few very talented folks donated their time and skills. Couldn't do it without them!
It all started with this flat bed truck. I had a friend weld that frame.
Then I framed it out with 2x3s for studs
I wanted it to look rustic and worn, so I used a bunch of different stains. the "shell" of the saloon part was built out of cedar fence boards
this part came together pretty quick and the progress felt good.
I was building this thing in my driveway in LA - my neighbors definitely thought I was nuts.
I built a bar to go inside
A very important piece - it's fake, fyi :)
found the PERFECT old couch on craigslist for like $100
Saloon doors!
Ok, i was running out of time, and I had a saloon, but no snail. So I kinda threw this together. It worked.
and the snail tail.
I had this sign cut on a cnc, and put corrogated plastic behind it, then LEDs inside a box, so it would light up at night. it turned out better than expected :)
Believe it or not, this thing is street legal. We drove it all over like this. It's bout 13 feet tall. This was a gas station stop on the way up to Burning Man. It's kinda a death trap. turn signals broke, window doesn't go up all the way, no AC... I could go on.
Fully assembled at Burning Man! As you can see, the snail part needed a little more work - we'll get to that.
Night shot. Has to be "radically illuminated" at Burning Man in order to get a permit to drive around at night. Yeah, there are actually lots of rules at Burning Man.
It's like this a lot out there. Dust storms are my favorite.
After a tough week of partying in the desert, we all feel like this thing looks.
Okay - time for Snailoon 2.0! We decided to build the snail parts out of metal the next year. A friend taught me how to weld in like 10 minutes and we were off! I did burn the shit outta my arm and still have a scar. Safety 3rd!
My buddy had the idea that the tail should be the entrance. Smart So we welded it up and it's on huge hinges so it just folds up for transport.
basically build a cage around the truck and then covered it with a metal mesh.
snailing.
snailed.
we sprayed it with a chemicals that made it look rusty and gave it this nice patina. Also, probably unnecessarily, hit it with a blowtorch. whish was awesome.
My wife welding the railings for the rooftop. She's a badass.
Here's what it looked like in the desert we were pretty proud of this ridiculous beast.
This is the inside. we kept it stocked with whisky and lemonade and drove around looking for weirdos.
view from the tail
always a party on the snailoon
Oh yeah, I got married there that year! That's my wife and I on the left. Good friends on the right, and in the middle is our robot Maxine (that's another post :))
Oh yeah, and if you notied all those propane tanks? Snailoon 2.0 also shoots fire :)
Lifeisharddeathissoftlol
Awesome i bet that was a trip to trip up to lol
kenewe10zgunaskor
Good to see some fellow Burners here. Hope to see you on the playa; curious to see what the future holds. Lots of respect ~
Dukeboysz
A car with a funtioning bar? *James May has entered the chat*
ImTalkingAboutDrainage
Snailed it.
JustinWasHere
No, this comment snailed it!
harnessingthepowerofevil
RAD! ? would have jumped aboard, fellow burner! Saw your other post re the camper - updated picts please!
harnessingthepowerofevil
Ah FIDDLE FADDLE (my new cuss word). I see that camper post was a joke ??♀️ well my art car comment still stands: rad ✌️
Nunyajonesinc
Getting a blowjob at 4am from a clown and a pixie while rolling your balls off isn't normal, but at burning man it is!
britdick
Thursday. Always Thursday.
JustinWasHere
Everything is normal at Burning Man
RummageSaleBubbler
See you in the dust.
JustinWasHere
Hope so!
CeleryMan7
rails on the snail
JustinWasHere
I cannot confirm or deny
reverendleonard
This. This is where I want to be +1
JustinWasHere
Join me on the snailoon any time!
RedShotRonin
Get slugged at the Snailoon! Love it.
JustinWasHere
Thanks!
CatatonicCowMoo
Do you sleep in it when you're out there? Or do you even sleep?
JustinWasHere
I've been going for 10 years so I don't party like I used to lol. I sleep in a tent while someone else takes the Snailoon out late night.
isetprettygirlsonfire
Looks like a fine place to stop for a drink!!! Too bad I haven't run into you on the playa...yet.
isetprettygirlsonfire
And can confirm, so manybrules, work with FAST and many large art projects.
JustinWasHere
Hope to meet you in the dust this year!
isetprettygirlsonfire
Yss, would love to share some wiskey in your snailoon! Or if you're working on it in Sac. Im usually down there a lot more
britdick
Seen y’all a bunch of times out there. Appreciate the work! Stay safe. BM2022!
JustinWasHere
Heck yeah! Thanks!
JustinWasHere
No BM 2021??
britdick
...I’m tempted. Gonna see what the BLM has planned.
JustinWasHere
Fingers crossed
JustinWasHere
Still no word from BMORG as far as I know
britdick
There was an email that went out to some folks that asked if proof of vaccinations would change anyone’s feelings about going.
procrastinatingagain
Where do you keep it in the off season?
JustinWasHere
I had it in LA for a couple years, but now it's in Sacramento on a friend's property.
JustinWasHere
Probably find somewhere closer to Burning man this year, because it sucks to drive it on the highway.
isetprettygirlsonfire
Oh? Im in that area. Shoot me a DM when you start looking. Hopefully we canbreturn home soon.
JustinWasHere
Awesome! Will do. I can't believe we still don't know if it's happening this year.
isetprettygirlsonfire
I don't know. But I know that the usual behind the scenes planning isn't happening as usual. My theme camp is on verge of pulling plug.