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Dog tax?
PotOfJam
#21 Whoa now... Who gave you permission to post my email address...
blwoodcock
#21 But most importantly know that it doesn't matter since they pick the resumes mostly at random AFTER they've been auto-culled.
Danimalalias
Bondage tips? Resume advice? Dog Memes?
NefariousGoop
#5 obligatory "lesbian sex is weird" comment
thespyisdead
#3 this is stupid. I love it
stupidlystupendous
Always makes me laugh
surroundedbyidiots1337
#5 *clever joke about trying to find the g-spot*
stingingnettlegurlL7
#47 Those zip locks are not designed for high heat cooking.
Telechair1
Quality dump OP!
stupidlystupendous
Thanks!
Mydogismybestman
#5 Do NOT fist android girls!
pxlphile
#14
BaddyOneShoe
That boat with a 72 Buick Riviera boat tail makes it make sense that they called it a "boat tail". That boat tail boat is a beautiful boat.
BaddyOneShoe
Boat
LooksHeavy
#5 did she leave it in the sink?
WhoAmIWhoAreYouWhoIsThisCat
DevByTradeAndLove
#2 reminds me of the xiaoxiao stick fighters of my youth.
stupidlystupendous
Aw yeah, stickfights! Those were cool!
mashimaro
Handskas med det.
mashimaro
For others: That's "deal with it" in Swedish, with the king of Sweden. (That expression sounds ridiculous in Swedish, and so is the king.)
stupidlystupendous
Respektera Hans Höghet, din kanalje! Eller vad nu någon förlegad gammal rojalist skulle säga.
SatansSockPuppet
#1 i need a sauce.. dunno why, just do
Doonesman
#5 is giving me very strong Questionable Content - Union Robotics vibes.
rudejohn
#37 Stupid. Nedry had an entire company working on the IT. He was just the only one on-site, and weather knocked out comms to mainland.
MrBananaPants
Good stuff
stupidlystupendous
Thanks!
CamWeBeFriends
There is A LOT to unpack in this dump. Well done! +1
stupidlystupendous
Thank you! I try to keep only the finest
dirtybarnacles
#23 pretty sure if I created a resume, filed it with app and scheduled and showed for an interview I have sufficiently “asked” for the job
stupidlystupendous
Yeah, I'm not sure why this made it here. I haven't even read the whole thing
CurbYourClassWar
Not enough groveling
dirtybarnacles
Izdleve
It's poorly worded, just find a way to express you haven't changed your mind and still want to work for them at the end of the interview.
dirtybarnacles
Firehoser
I’d like to see more of those two in #44 before.. I could watch them all day
TheLordDusty
There was a similar one of the same song by an asian girl but annoyingly I haven't been able to find it again.
Garbinator
https://www.instagram.com/taylor_thatdancer/ they film at half speed apparently, makes it look crisp
cloel
#44 my favorites
Heroasteral
I looked at it for like five minutes just staring at her eyes. Incredible
UserNameCorrupted
#5 Do NOT Fist Android Girls!
gregthewalrus
counterpoint:
DumbShitIsMyTrigger
Dog's like WTF WE DOIN? I'M IN
TheRicM
WAT DOING
DaMackies
#5 makes me uncomfortable.
q2grapple
2 hands!
CurbYourClassWar
You don't like fisting your toaster oven?
ParagonOfAwesome
Dontfistrobotgirls.jpeg
SpookyMittens
I know right? Lesbian sex is complicated.
LooseyGooseyBrett
Interesting place for an access port
Lightsmith
Checking her plumbing.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
https://youtube.com/watch?v=sUh5_7KwQJM
stupidlystupendous
Those are just two women having completely normal lesbian sex. It's completely natural.
TheWalkinDude19
Just a lady giving a friend a hand with her box, no biggie.
msd3k
Everybody so distracted by the lady wrist deep in the robogirl's robox that they don't notice the cat licking his roboleg.
CrimeBrulee
Thank FUCK someone has been listening to their safety meetings!!!
Malkozaine
EBrarian
Just periodic maintenance :P
TheLeanWolf
Yeah, you should always power down the unit before playing in the fusebox..
RacconPeltHat
This notice is to inform you of my desire to become enemies. As such I would like our relationship to include bees.
aloharamada
Formidable choice, good sir or madam.
TheLeanWolf
NOT THE BEES!!
stupidlystupendous
In principle I agree. However, I will propose that we instead become frenemies - we can keep the bees but I wish to also include swordfights
IOnlyNeedOneBall
I'd be into larping and apiaries. I disagree that that is frenemy territory, however.
pettingmycatwhileipoo
This would be an acceptable alternative to my usual homoerotic banter
keoghberry
Bees?
RacconPeltHat
Beads
TheHuntedSnark
#2 That is both inventive and utterly amazing to watch. Who made it?
dyedman101
Tide commercial
SekomuMasada
https://youtu.be/AUCTnmWT5Lk
TheHuntedSnark
The whole thing is even more amazing! Thank you.
symbholic
#14 What are these rattles called?
jimfalconer611
Did that boy just say what’s a battle?
emjay9010
The internet has wrecked me, but I was waiting for either a ball to fly off, glasses smashed, fingers crushed. And... I'm full of disappoint
FriendlyNeighborhoodGrammarPerson
They're called the sound they make: Kashakas
Vorphalack
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kashaka
symbholic
Thank you. All I knew was Cachaça.
Algebraicrhombus
Named for the sound they make? Perfect.
brianingram
#23 "Failing to ask for the job?" Doesn't your initial application imply you're fucking asking for the job? Fuck them - bullet dodged
Schmerbie
It's sales. The trick is wording it right. "I'm super excited about this, can i get started right away?" Implying that is a done deal works
joca852
That’s what jumped out at me too. I do a lot of interviews and assume anyone who shows up and seems engaged in the process wants the job.
DumbShitIsMyTrigger
I got a job just by saying "I'm going to be honest with you, I want you to give me this job"
DumbShitIsMyTrigger
Idk why this is being downvoted, if you really want the job sometimes it's helpful to just say it. Might be what gives you that last edge
Syrpynt
A lot of the stuff was definitely judgy af and doesn't sound like they care if you can actually perform the job. 90 seconds to determine if
Syrpynt
an Engineer is good at what they do? K. Maybe if they asked them a question on the basics and they flop, but "fidgeting" & "Bright colors"?!
Syrpynt
This is why I hate nepotism. You do a song & dance, but they don't like your tie, so they hire Joe's nephew over a qualified candidate.
Izdleve
I've never heard of this and did a quick rage search: examples were just normal closers like "hope to hear from you (I'm still interested)"
lindydanny
I was told by HR that a reason I didn't get the job was because I didn't want it.
lindydanny
I guess the multiple interviews I did where just fun for me,.then?
RatBits
You weren't enthusiastic enough, clearly! /s
brianingram
What the fuck
LazyUsername99
That infographic just confirmed that all management are egotists hiring like they're picking someone to talk to at a party.
Gaelwyn
Not sure about that, but hiring people that don’t make your life harder is preferred.
Gaelwyn
Also I didn’t read that infographic. Too much text.
brianingram
I think I see why your opinion is irrelevant, then ...
Gaelwyn
I’ve actually hired people, so my opinion is worth more than a random infographic.