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Math rocks go click-clack
The trick is to put a box lid on the table so the kitty cat will be drawn to it rather than being a Kaiju.
I say this about my step ladder all the time
Bleh, you can have all of the twizzlers
ACAB (all cats are babies)
Why was it like that?
I think of the Danny devito line from always sunny when Eldritch blast is mentioned
This picture is just west of my neighborhood growing up!
Real hot girl shit
This is one of my favorite bits with my kids
Thanks for stopping by and looking at my stale memes! These are from feb-march 2024
Have a great day!
JadeNB1729
#15 Blants.
OhIfIMust
#13 I'm pre-Internet, so PBS for me.
alcamar
#12 *babuskat
Monkeynutsjoe
Babpusska
MrSatisify
#11
AsianLeprechaun
#46 Wolverine can't be permanently*** circumcised.
ForTheLoveofGodAndAllThatIsHolyMyAnusIsBleeding
Infinite foreskin hack.
AsianLeprechaun
Basically.
ModsSometimesHeedMyScamWarnings
#46 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7E-ttJpJ7Q
sesamestreetfighter
I love Zach Sherwin!
HamburgerTelephone
#10 I wish.
LetTheSinBegin
#15 Thanks ants. Thants.
danimals847
#47 if spiders tasted as good as shrimp you can bet they would be on the menu at Applebee's
sesamestreetfighter
And people with shellfish allergies probably still couldn't eat them if they're anything like crickets.
SilentTox
#11 and it is for HEB. As in the only reason Texas gets a star
smax410
#40 the nerdy girl who reads all the time that everyone thinks is weird? I think she was disappointed when he changed back.
sesamestreetfighter
That's a valid read imo
Dimestream
I mean, just look at her face during that scene. It's pretty plain that's disappointment not shock.
shewfleck
That's because he turns into Neil Kinnock, leader of the Labour Party in the UK between 1983 and 1992! Its madness, madness I tell you!
Dimestream
With slightly more hair but yeah I kinda see the resemblance...
UprootedGrunt
#1 I tell myself I have enough dice. But if someone offers me free dice, I'm gonna take it.
sesamestreetfighter
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numnumz
#13 you didn't have to say ADHD 4 times
Nostradamuswaswrong
#32 It wasn't as bad when I was younger, but damn if those things don't get worse as I age.
JT1984
#14 Twizzlers are crap. Worst Halloween loot ever. Thank you for the plastic rope.
arcadia2000
How do you feel about the pull n peel twizzlers? Also have you had the strawberry lemonade twizzlers? An insult to god they are, but edible, moreso than the original imo.
JT1984
I am disgusted enough by OG twizzlers that I don't go experimenting with the different typemes
Boyachi
#18 for those of you who haven’t encountered this leg trap it is “we have golf club to the kneecaps at home”. Difference is, you can swear vengeance at the person who swung the club and plan their violent death. These things jutting out are essentially you injuring yourself and they are really durable to the point where you cannot kill them in a way that really matters. You will never have solace.
LordAverynth
Kneecaps? How short are you?
Boyachi
Thanks to repeatedly encountering those things? Shorter than I should be.
I wonder how much pent of rage I carry stems directly from those things.
Jagernott
#13 People used to literally scramble to claim me for their team on any sort of trivial knowledge game for this exact reason.
Brightamethyst
#40 Gaston really should have played up the "every last inch of me's covered with hair" aspect more.
Vungor
The YWDW dnd podcast loves this Anchor.fm/you-wanna-do-what
sesamestreetfighter
I'm not familiar with that podcast but it sounds fun!
mckjm2
#4 I'll allow it, but enemies only have disadvantage on the first toss.
folded13
I'd probably do it as "INT save to figure out that someone's throwing something at you and it might be dangerous" and then a normal DEX save. I would also, as DM, fail to notice that the Rogue is likely to be able to throw the avocado far enough not to be in the blast radius, nor would I mention this to the rest of the party.
Rogahar
#4 If you're planning to use it out of combat, sure. In combat, it doesn't matter what an enemy is throwing your way, you're gonna try and dodge it if you can. Fuck knows what it is but standing there isn't gonna help.
MorgulTheFriendlyDrelb
#20 Is that Zuckerberg?
sarzaya
#17 I’m in a public place with no headphones and afraid to turn on sound: https://youtube.com/@liljon?si=qL3z__A9amBHIMvz
sesamestreetfighter
I could absolutely see that being soothing or like, helpful for people who do affirmations. My mom would say, "I am a money magnet" like 20 times a day.
CandiedCorn
Mimics can be things other than chests. Like potions. Not the bottle, the liquid. And it won't start biting until after you drink it.
Artebudz
Campaign I was in, a player had a mimic that would turn in to different weapons for her. Roll a nat 1 and it would bite her hand
thisisjunk
#14 I firmly believe the "candy" is made of the same plastic as the wrappers.
johnnydarkside
It looks and smells like plastic, but it tastes delicious. Way better than red vines.
DWolf
#14 Now that I can't eat wheat, I miss Tugging at a stale Twizzler when I get frustrated. (Yes, Twizzlers are mostly wheat with sugar, artificial flavor, and artificial color.
sesamestreetfighter
Oh, I didn't know they were wheat, that's interesting.
DWolf
When you suddenly can no longer eat wheat without getting migraines and other lovely side effects, you suddenly find out wheat is in all sorts of interesting things. Too often you find out the hard way -- soy sauce, most Campbell's soups (even without noodles), gravies and sauces, some mustards, beer and some alcohol, candies, vitamins, granola...
:Life becomes full of unpleasant surprises,
sesamestreetfighter
Yeah, that sounds awful. Hopefully you find some good wheat free snackies. I had to be gluten free for a medical test and it was miserable.
DWolf
It's been 10 years, so I've adjusted. Snyders of Hanover makes great GF pretzels (I got my sister addicted to them -- she got the infliction the year before me). Popcorn's always been my preferred choice, too. Thankfully because it's a fad, there's a lot of GF stuff out there.
folded13
As someone with a wheat allergy (and at least 13 others), I can strongly recommend quinoa, amaranth and buckwheat flours as replacements. None of them produce gluten at all, if you're celiac, and it doesn't trigger my allergic reactions either. Can't make real bread with them, but there's a lot you can do.
DWolf
I've worked with them, thanks.
Casually
#1 I have seven sets of dice sitting in front of me. They are just for decoration. My actual dice to play with are with the rest of the roleplaying stuff.
gardengnomeii
I have random dice all over the house. and we don't even play DnD.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
But free dice will probably be jinxed, so they're right to refuse.
PrincessAris
I have many, many sets of dice, and actively shop for more. That being said, if some random person on the phone offered me free dice, I'd be convinced that there is some awful catch and tell them I have plenty.
keebs63
Even without that, when I get more dice I want them to be cool/pretty ones. If someone just offered me some random ones that are super generic I wouldn't want them either. Gotta be chromatic or some shit for me to want them.
Casually
Yes, anytime I hear about free whatever I first make sure I have a good idea what is in it for them.
freezingpilot
Only seven?
sesamestreetfighter
I have 14 or 15 sets of dice but none of them are fancy enough not to play with them.
bearstrap
I bought a new set of dice on my way to last night's game.
Joke's on me. GM announced we're playing FATE now and polyhedrals are woooorthless for the duration. Not really a problem. Dice goblin say CLICKY CLACKY ROCK GOOD
Artebudz
Buying my first set today. Been given 2 sets that ive been playing with currently.
New campaign is starting and I'm playing a rogue so buying a set of D6s for sneak attack
Casually
Most are more sentimental than actually decorative. Like dice I picked up at various conventions that I attended with my son.
mechscientist
#19
Is it weird that the only people I hear bring up the console wars are PC players?
I guess they just miss having an excuse for self-aggrandizing.
sesamestreetfighter
IIRC I got that meme from a friend who is exclusively a console gamer when I had just gotten my new PC up and running.
mechscientist
You know what? I can respect that.