Man, if I was born in another time...

Aug 14, 2024 8:10 PM

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MY 9 KIDS ARE DYING OF POLIO ALSO I CAN'T VOTE

Source: https://thepigeongazette.tumblr.com/

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I had a cousin who spent her entire life bed ridden

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9 kids and zero orgasms! She's yelling bc she's crazy tho.

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Source: https://thepigeongazette.tumblr.com/

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Wonder why nothing has been posted since 2022. I hope Jane's okay.

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Seeing as the cerebral shunt I need to live wasn't invented until 1951, I'd probably be dead.

Ignoring that, and having studied military history and the glut of conflicts in the 18-20th centuries, compounded with disease and a general hostile environment for the common folks.... I'd also be dead.

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When she says "another time," I assumed we'd mention that she should have been born in the 24th century. A fantastical period where the holodecks are used for sex and Commander Riker is competing with Admiral Kirk for biggest slut in the galaxy.

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"Back when the Mexicans knew their place and everybody was happy." -An actual quote I heard from an old-timer in south Texas

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Optimists think that we are living in the best possible time while pessimists fear that they are correct.

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Black ☑️
Woman ☑️
No thank you!!

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This is how I like to think of it, "It's the best time to be alive! in the worst possible way."

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You mean if you were born in the U.S. in 2025, if people don't vote responsibly in November?

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They probably won't have nine kids by 2025 if they have none now, regardless of how the election goes.

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But they won't have access to reproductive health care and family planning so we can get those numbers up pretty quick

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Yeah, me and siblings would have died as children if it weren't for modern medicine. I wanna live in a time where pain killers and anesthesia exists

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I'll always be thankful I live in a time and place where everyone is expected to shower daily.

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You can EXPECT me to shower daily all you want, but this is AMERICA, and i have FREEDOM. I will not bend to the will of the ELITES. I stand against the TYRANNY of vaccinations, and showers!!! Dont Tread On Me.

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"If I were born *RICH* in another time..." FTFY

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Then just better to wish being born rich in our time still.

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"You're the sole survivor of the entire community that went to the carnival and ate Mrs. Rogers' home cooked stew". Shit was wild back then.

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What a weird way to spell "tuberculosis"

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Full version:

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You know what those women could do? Try convincing their husband to make minor changes and then get beaten, ignored, or isolated due to "hysterical ideations".

At least they had a 3 percent chance of death per child, and only 43 percent of (average income) children survived to age 5!

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You win!

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amazing

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Maybe I would if I didn't forget and post and then can't edit new stuff in

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Why tf did you post a cut version first and then double dip posting the full in the comments?

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Farming points.

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I didn't realize what I posted was cut down until I already posted it, so I added the full version as a comment when I found it. The timestamps are 20 minutes apart.

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The cut version has it's own concise charm, buuuut the artist's signature is gone so

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The good old time Trump and republicans regrets ......

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They're bringin it back!

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If it sucks for you in modern times, it will suck even more in ye olde times.

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Polio doesn't make pox marks. Polio doesn't even have serious symptoms in ~99% of cases and other cases are almost never diagnosed as polio.

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This! Always This, when people say something about the "good ol days"

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Measles or small pox would have been a more apt example

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“The Good Old Days. They Were Terrible.” A book I read at 12 turned me into social progressive.

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*considers* *realizes I would be black at the time of time travel* ...Nooope. No thank you.

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Being black is only a disadvantage in the era of colonialism. Rome had African emperors, Egypt had black dynasties and ~10.000 years ago all of Europe was still dark skinned.

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...I'm also female.

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Egypt also had female rulers. Plenty of cultures in our past that had a very different view on gender. Though I admit the major ones tended to be kinda shit on this. There's this connection between social stratification, property (land) and the inevitable rise of the patriarchy. But the Turkic tribes were pretty chill prior to Islam. Twa still put marriage control squarely at the women. Have you considered Vietnam? :P

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My thing is that I'm not going to be a leader so much as a random woman albeit one that can read, write, and knows how to make aspirin from tree bark. So, they have to be chill with outsiders, chill with women, chill with black people and chill with an outsider black woman. If I was a dude in my situation, I could probably impress Mansa Musa with all my bible knowledge.

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Your best bet is probably a (semi) nomadic culture, they tended to be a little more egalitarian. Precolonial times rarely any culture had explicit problems with black people. It was either all foreigners or none. Cathars might be a doomed but viable option? Can even opt out that whole having children business.

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That's only this week... ♥️. Just wait till the rest ...

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For any Wisconsin friends, the ad I got beneath this post was for Eric Hovde. Gotta love a sarcastic algorithm.

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Kids look like they have measles

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Just remember if the current system collapses we will fall back into the dark ages again. Just like what happened when Rome fell. But this time we won't have the resources to have a second industrial revolution.

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No we won't, for starters the Dark Ages never happened. That's a Renaissance fantasy to make them feel better about themselves. Western Rome just fractured and continued on. The Franks didn't build their realm from the ground up. It's just a Germanic take on Rome on a smaller scale. Same laws, same military, same taxes, etc.

It's true a full regression without access to surface deposits is an issue but we'll never go back to a dark age that hadn't really happened.

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But we have all the nice nukes 😺

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Yes that is what will ensure we can't rebuild our old cities

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8000 to 12000 years ago is my answer. If anyone can transport me there, please do. Thanks.

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Just because we used ancient stored energy to make wealth *and* wreck the planet doesn't mean it wasn't possible to be happier back then.

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In one sense I get what they're saying. The world used to be simpler, so there were fewer things to worry about. Some of those things might have been the plague, but still. I guess I would rather go out and live in the woods in the modern day, but it's basically the same urge.

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All times suck, it is just a matter of how.
Some people long for simplicity, even if other things suck, because at least then they won't be worn down from stress.

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Modern stress, anyway. They'll have new stress, like will I get an infection and die because of a small cut, will my wife die in childbirth, and where is my next meal coming from.

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I mean, if you're a white male what was wrong with the late 1950s?

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M.A.G.A.

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If you have empathy and aren't a selfish shit, there's a lot wrong.

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People think they'll go back in time and be royalty after they use future knowledge to their benefit. Reality is they'll be too out of shape and unaccustomed to manual labor to be useful to anybody, and most of that 'future knowledge' would just get them ostracized at best and burned as a heretic at worst. Also, modern english and olde englishe would be indecipherable to each other, so good luck communicating with anybody.

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As someone who speaks three different Germanic languages that wasn't that bad.

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"Ah yes, the days when medical science was worse, civil rights was worse, our ability to provide creature comforts was worse, and anyone who was the least bit different was ostracized by society. So uh, tell me again, what specific thing from those days do you yearn for that is not readily available today?"

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I mean I don’t wanna live there permanently, just learn how they did some things then come back

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Work, thats how they did it.

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Hope

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“Cheap housing. High enough wages to raise a family on one working class job.”

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And they had one suit of clothes, fleas, and were often hungry, with ongoing deaths by starvation.

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You could probably afford housing today if you don't buy a car, never buy any appliance or electronics, never go a doctor or dentist, and eat mostly moldy bread and rotten meat just like your peasant ancestors.

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Yes, folks who reached adulthood in the 1950s and 1960s didn’t buy cars not appliances and are rotten meat and moldy food. Moron. The reason it hurts so bad is that it was so recent that someone could actually afford to live on a working wage.

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It was Reagan who fucked everything up for us all.

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This post isn't about the 1960s?

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The #1 thing to get before time travelling is a polio vaccine.

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And a stash of antibiotics

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M416 prevents disease too. But yes, get up to date on vaccines in case you run out of ammo.

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Im a pretty good shot but dont think i could hit a virus.

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Kill the host, no more infection.

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is that not mandatory where you live? pretty sure it's mandatory.

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Offered, yes. Mandatory: sadly you cannot do that.

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you'd be fine, but your unvaccinated kids could still be fucked

maternal antibodies wear off sometime after the kid is born and before they're 8
that's why so many vaccines -

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Well I've got mine because people in the 70s weren't morons and understood the value of vaccines

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EXACTLY. Afaik western kids today are still vaccinated against polio. We are still failing to get enough vaccines to third world countries. Time travel risk is smallpox; youngsters aren't vaccinated because we literally wiped out smallpox by 1980. Except it is kept contained in some laboratories just in case. And after 9/11 it became a concern as a possible bio weapon for terrorists. They started vaccinating again, but only for soldiers going into conflict - vaccine supply was too low.

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To be fair, she didn't have polio, it was her kids.

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Hopefully you've already been vaccinated against polio... if not, go ahead and get it even if you aren't planning on doing any time travel.

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smallpox. unless your parents are idiots, you've already been vaxxed against polio because it still exists. Only us old farts are vaxxed against smallpox, they stopped on kids when smallpox was gone by 1980. Wasn't enough vaccine after 9/11 to cover worries about terrorists weaponizing it.

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But would a modern polio vaccine protect against an older form of polio? Some diseases mutate so quickly that a newer vaccines wouldn't adequately protect against older firms of diseases.

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Mutation not so much, but in an attempt to reduce vaccine caused disease they did stop vaccinating for type 2 for a short time. The polio vaccines are weird. In the US and most devoloped countries, they use an injected vaccine that cannot cause polio and provides almost complete protection from polio disease, but doesn't always prevent infection. In poorer regions they use an oral vaccine that prevents infection, but every few million vaccinations can cause a case of polio.

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As far as I know the Sabin vaccine is still unchanged today and is still used in developing countries, although in the US we use a dead version of the vaccine that protects against paralysis but doesn't actually prevent you from getting polio.

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The Sabin vaccine has been adjusted in recent years. They started to get more vaccine derived cases than actual live cases, so they have been trying to reduce that number. In 2016, they stopped regular vaccinations of type 2, which has been eradicated in the wild, but the cause of most vaccine derived cases. This caused a spike in vaccine derived cases and more changes to the vaccines have been made in the last few years.

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The majority of vaccines use dead virus, that's how they immunize you against the virus without making you sick. Your immune system is exposed to the dead virus so it can figure out how to fight off the virus and it saves that info in case it ever sees the virus again. The live oral polio vaccine is one of the only exceptions to using dead viruses and it doesn't generally make anyone sick either, but in some cases people do contract polio from it.

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And our parents in the 60s and onward took the risk for us because their young friends n the 1950s were dying like wildfire from it.

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My understanding is that the oral vaccine uses a genetically altered version of the virus, which can mutate back into the original version in certain circumstances, but it's more of an issue for anyone coming into contact with sewage or excrement than the vaccine recipient.

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I'm off to see the dinosaurs and maybe become the source of all present day diseases.

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Have fun! Be back for dinner!

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*screams of agony and utahraptor noises*

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bring a flamethrower and big spray with you

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oh and small pox. and all the others.

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Also, be a white male.

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Male is an general bonus, white depend on location and time, last 400 years an benefit.
Else being an exotic is an benefit being an English in 1700 France would usually get you killed. But being an unknown is very dangerous.
Travel to the future instead.

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Depends on where you are travelling. I doubt a lone english guy would have a chance at Mansa Musa's gold. Might be nice to try joining the Haudenossaunee before the colonists fucked them up and experiencing that lifestyle, and they'd possibly accept you regardless of looks so long as you weren't a cruel jackass.

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Id travel with modern vaccines to innoculate the natives against european diseases.

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"This is a cow, and the scabs from these sores? Grind them up and have everyone inhale them. Some may die, but if you don't newrly everyone will when white men come from across the sea. Good luck!"

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Depends... Not sure I'd want to zap into say, 200 BC Africa or Central America as a white guy.

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I mean, that was during the Roman colonization of North Africa, so you might be OK if you look Italian.

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Or German, or Greek.

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Sure, you can find examples where being a white male is not the best option, but if I told you I had a machine that would take you back to a random year and location, and you can choose your race and gender for when you go back, white male would be the safest choice.

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Well, the male part for sure, but if it’s a random location I’d want to be some sort of mer-person or a dolphin because my odds of ending up in the water are about 68%.

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Uh, if you're limited to the west in the past 500 years, sure.

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