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May 12, 2026 6:09 PM
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MornieAlantie
Please bring me 5 cans of olives.
HollerinAtTheVoid
Well, I’m not getting charged for it so….free beans
CitrusyGarlic
I heard of anti-virus software before I ever heard about computer viruses.
thedudeman519
Relevant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HhPK8XC75A
Trankia12
Door Dash would deny accountability though wouldn’t they? /s
IckesTheSane
Ah, beans.
khaoselement
These are the same people that brag about shutting down younger people by driving stick...
19marcurious57
More beans
Jonson71
I would like to actually pay money to catch this particular Bean Virus
TupacAintDead
This generation still vote and they still control the narrative for this country. Think about that.
AnonsAndMinions
Yeah I'm sure DoorDash is just loving charging the $5 to $10 delivery charge every time they get a single can of beans order. Fuck DoorDash. Fucking MAGAt boot lickers. Also fuck GOYA as well.
cokebot9000
Awwww beans
BearPerson
"Oh, is it the beans again? Yeah, that'll be our son. He told us it's a computer virus, we pretend to believe him, makes his day, and it's nice to know he's thinking of us. I'll go put it on the shelf, you have a great day now!"
leviaton
Sweet kid, likes to think he is the smartest person in the room. We love him. And heck free beans on a budget?
1yamia1
I hate when companies refuse to admit when they are at fault, or have had a fault with their service. What is really appalling is how Door Dash is even telling customers that they have never heard of the Bean Virus. It's time these actions be completely outlawed, with severe fines to the CEOs of the companies that do this.
Jonson71
APPALLING that I had to scroll this far down to find someone speaking the truth!!
philmoregraves
It activates when you watch right wing "news" media. When the beans arrive its a signal that the virus detected the media source had false information in it, and triggered a response that stole more data and sent you beans. The hackers do it for the lulz
goflyblind
Wargamez
So a $1.99 can of beans, $15 delivery fee, few dollars for a tip. So spending close to $20 just for a dumb prank on their parents?
Jonson71
So, giving a poor Door Dash guy some money just to spread more joy in the world? MONSTERS!
Skadoodlle
Worth every penny
rolliefingers
Unfortunately they infected their phone when they took a pic of the can.
bigmuffin1
Anything the bears the image of a bean, is itself a bean.
bigmuffin1
justherefortheconfession
I hope OP is sending different kinds, brands, and sizes of beans each time, and when the parents go on vacation, they send beans to their hotel room.
TKpotato
Could this be classed as some kind of psychological torture lol harassment by beans
Monkeyshit2
I think someone in Canada just got harassment for this. Something about lemons and and ex
TKpotato
At first it would be a funny prank but I don’t think it would take too long to turn into harassment yeah
SuperSaiyanYamcha
BeardedWonder82
BallsToYouMyGoodSir
i no longer buy any shit form them.
BeaverOnFire
I would say that the beans are the reason he has to wear diapers, but the truth is far far more horrifying according to the Epstein files.
thedtp
TheDreadPirateMontoya
It boggles the mind that this ISN'T somehow an AI image.
debob
And that's probably the least corrupt thing he's done in office.
cjandstuff
I wonder how much they paid to do that.
sometimesarobot
Okay that's. I like this.
Clockworkdancerobot
Not touching that brand. Fucking maga sell out.
rbudrick
Wife accidentally bought their jambalaya mix a couple weeks ago. I reminded her of their fuckery and she was pissed at herself. No receipt, couldnt return it. So I cooked it up. I was furious to find it was way better than Zatarans. Still not buying it ever.
eddy3000
From the resolute desk…made me sick
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SunnyCameron
You should read the news occasionally, then
unfortunatelynotdeadyet
When the first daughter does a full ad for them from the White House lawn, yes they become political.
Darklinkinfinite
The first daughter? Trump fucking shilled for them AS PRESIDENT from the fucking Oval Office
WholeWheatBunnyHugger
Yep. Fuck that brand. I got a jar of the seasoning a year ago and put some on my French fries now and then just to remind myself how nasty it is.
Mack1986
La preferida is better anywya
BeardedWonder82
Quite enjoy their refried beans and fajita seasoning
brownribbon
Store brand black beans are even better.
Kehy
Personally I go with dried beans because I'm a cheap fuck
brownribbon
Are they appreciably cheaper than canned beans?
Kehy
A 1lb bag of dried beans (soaked overnight then put in a slow cooker to be ready when you come home from work) becomes the equivalent of ~4-6 cans of beans, depending on variety. The cooked beans can then be frozen pretty nicely.
Cost wise, using Amazon as a baseline:
1lb dried navy beans $0.97
1lbs dried back beans $2.39
Canned is multiplied by 4 to reach minimum similar volume to dried beans
15.5oz navy beans $1.59/ [×4 $6.36]
15.25 oz black beans $1.34 [×4 $5.36]
Ivalicenyan
No ethical consumption under capitalism.
strippermagician
Perfection is the enemy of progress
Crazywelderguy
Buch's Best hasn't literally advertised from the oval office. While there may be no ethical consumption under capitalism, better choices can be made.
FussyZeus
But there is more and less ethical consumption.
unluckyandbored
While true, you have to draw a line somewhere.
ThatOtherGirlYouKnow
But we can choose how to consume to punish the worst.
TooRexyForMyShirt
Eat the rich, you say?
alueron
I'll bring the hot sauce
RufusPimperton
Which is why I never fault somebody for picking their battles, only when they don't have any battles do I question their integrity.
onlymostofthetime
I can understand that perspective. Do you shop at Amazon every once in a while because they offer a particular item that you can't get anywhere else? Ok fine. Do you still subscribe to Amazon Prime and buy your groceries and everything else from them? I'll judge those people all day.
RufusPimperton
My big thing is commercial fishing (especially shrimp). We're destroying ecosystems to meet demands on what is increasingly a luxury good, /and/ there a shit ton of slavery in the industry where Myanmar refugees are put on boats and given the choice to fish or die. I don't fault people for eating fish, but I only buy farmed (which has its on problems) or regionally sourced.