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Dec 23, 2020 11:28 AM
chetnixandflill
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neoelder
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_Hundred_Big_Boys
DeadRabbitOG
metalrulercid
You do get where he was coming from better now. No help coming from those who should help you... Jesse, get the winnibago.
footInMouthAndHeadUpAssSoWhatYouTalkinBout
It's already full from thoughts and prayers
CorruptedOP
That's my guitar pick pocket!
NothingEven
It was made for pocket watches but this too
iamdanman
PoliticalWanderer
Nah, can't be. That pocket is way too big to be for the stimulus.
TheForgewright
The pocket exists.
Silverwingedfluff
Yeah, it was originally for pocket watches, now it's just there for tradition. you'd lose your "stimulus check" in that in no time.
silvermayne
For those who get the stimulus but don’t need it why not donate it to those in need?
KIZRD74
I'm on disability mine is zero??
Bigemedic
I don’t need the money, personally, and there’s way too many strings attached. But $600 is $600.
PaintingADay
Third one:
somethingawesomeandgreat
You pay back extra taxes
jnnfrhll
Third one? No way.
Badprenup
It would be possible if Dems took the two seats in GA and therefore took Senate control from Mitch.
Inarticulated
lilEinsteinandtheOverStimulatedProstates
I suddenly feel hate for Renee Zellweger...
ChukclesNuts
Pocket watch...
LanceCorporalCarrotIronfoundersson
I often put 2 G's in there.
garlicnhoney
Seriusly, what is the real purpose of the tiny pockets anyway?
Imsurprisedihaventchangedmyusernameyet
It's called a fob pocket. Originally for pocket watches.
konelhft
Is this something I'm too Canadian to understand?
NirvanaNik
It's for pocket watches.
Teyken
No! I found out at age 37 that they are for keys, changed my life it did. They slid in and put perfectly and don't make holes in your pocket
Crosive
It's only $600 because that's the smallest amount of money you can be given and still taxed.
Counterfit
Except this isn't taxable money
Crosive
Regardless. Point still stands.
bossmode
It’s a bill of enterprise regulation and reform disguised as a stimulus check. The $600 is just marketing to get it passed
kjb72
The person who posted this on Twitter is chief queef. ? @OhJodi_
Arbys4Life
I didn’t get my first one
Imsurprisedihaventchangedmyusernameyet
-back owed child support, -claimed as dependent, -didnt file taxes and didn't complete registration -made too much. Most common reasons
TimTheEnchantersTwinBrotherJim
I never got my first one :(
WhoAteAllTheBananasAndTookAShitOnTheCarpet
For cocaine though innit?
NirvanaNik
Pocket watch. But your answer makes more sense in this day and age...
WhoAteAllTheBananasAndTookAShitOnTheCarpet
First cocaine extraction: 1859. Invention of denim jeans: 1873. You ain't foolin me...
KingsOfWinter
besides blow it holds change pretty well
sprayfartmaster
You mean stimulant, as in coke or adderall...
KleptoKea
With just enough to also squeeze in the collective backbone of the American People who will just continue to accept the status quo.
Miller16of16
Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed >
Miller16of16
upon them, and these will continue till they are resisted with either words or blows, or with both.
neverbeenshiddin
NO! It supposed to be used for pennies and other loose change... oh rt thats what you meant.
Linnabelle
I use it for my wedding ring while I'm at work. I've bent it and lost stones multiple times before I started doing that.
ChunkySmoothie
They were originally created for pocket watches
BethMme4
I always thought it was great they kept that fifth pocket in spite of it being pretty obsolete and useless
uzidoesit2
COCAINE
Ruhig
Really? How they hell were you ever meant to get them back out again??
the8BitGentleman
They're for the kind of pocket watches that have a chain at the top. You can connect the chain to your pants so the watch doesn't fall out.
Ruhig
That makes a lot more sense.
NicNac225
I fucking hate the US. This country is so unbelievably fucked and I hope all the leadership dies slowly and painfully.
nickgreyden
I must be a woman then. Though I'm qualified for both, I havent gotten them. My pockets are fake. They arent real pockets.
Miller16of16
Then they're perfect for the phony stimulus check!
nickgreyden
Someone get me a dress WITH POCKETS!!!!!
NirvanaNik
That's usually what fake means.. XD
CaveGrue
If I made a joke about watching that pocket, would anybody get the pun?
bingotown
Yup
NirvanaNik
*slowly raises hand*
JunkCollector1234
At this point its too little, too late. Fuck them for doing nothing
KleptoKea
The politicians, or the American People who continue to let them get away with it.
PutItInNeutral
On top of all the bullshit, Trump is now threatening to veto the whole bill.
digitalist1
I thought we would've seen a March on Washington organized by now. Could be worth it for some folks im sure.
digitalist1
I guess we're all kinda broken and pacified now though.
DarwinsWeasel
Too shallow to stimulate anything.
jaydawgx7
Not what your mom said...
stg1freak
A men
whateverthevoicestellme
Time for a General strike
wiltsjunk
People need help. It's not too late. But yes, agree fuck them.
dirtyketchup
It can be both
Thefluffernutter
I think they meant like too late to assuage the rage over their lack of response.
liverletdie
For some people it most emphatically IS too late.
heywoodjabme
The lord and saviour Donald Trump wants to make it $2k. I’m sure it will happen now. /s
dragonherder
Likely because he knows democrats will jump on it and it'll fuck up the normal stimulus.
kojenk
Meaningful economic policies were needed for years. They were needed every month of 2020. They are needed before the unempl sppt ends in a
kojenk
Few days. Instead the last 4 years were spent making the rich richer and undoing all the meaningful changes and policies of the last guy
somethingawesomeandgreat
Better late than nothing?
Ninjainslippers
I'm imagining millions of $600 checks being delivered in late Jan to addresses where the tenant was evicted Jan 1.
Waitihavesomething4this
You’re at 420 I’m not gonna fuck with it till someone else screws it up
tnizzle1
Trump is going to veto it and make them give us a better one, right?
pb4ugo2bed
Yeah, he’s going to make Mexico pay for it.
Sandyundertones
Doubtful. He has little influence in the Senate and probably little in the Republican party now.
coehl
The damn bill is loaded with copyright troll bullshit. This fucking thing needs to die.
gaidinbdj
It's a federal budget. It's loaded with literally everything.
FuzzyWolfy329
Including millions to trillions going everywhere else but the people currently struggling en-mass.
Counterfit
"trillions" it's $1.4 trillion total
override367
by "Them" I hope you mean "Republicans". The dems put a stimulus on Mcconnell's desk like 5 months ago
Viper3232
Im sorry but democrats giving in to pressure and "compromising" with $600 is them not doing their job.
Viper3232
Its individuals. Find the individual in your state responsible for going along with this, and talk to THEM.
georgejimmydoodle
A better bill was on Moscow Mitch's desk back in May.
ShouldIReallyGoWithMyOldUsernameFuckItCallMeAcromos
As Kreator said, The only solution is a violent revolution.
blurgh
Revolution the only solution! The armed response of an entire nation!
heywoodjabme
There was the option of voting shitheads like Mitch McConnell out but that didn’t go well.
override367
Kentucky wants to burn the country down
hgfurgyhauh4uhghghuhgiqguhniij
You're going to forget about it in that pocket and lose it in the laundry.
UsedCarSalesChick
Nah, the change rattles around and ends up at the bottom.
AwesomeTeddybear
How my mom found out I did cocain!
FiendishDoctorWuTangClan
Nobody has leftover cocaine just in a pocket. You touch that shit every 5 min to make sure its still there ready for you to do a bump
OhNoDontTouch
maybe just the lil baggy
FiendishDoctorWuTangClan
Shit even turn that inside out to clear off the reside for a numbie. Then toss it lol. Get rid of evidence 101
OneTheory
You forgot the e
AwesomeTeddybear
I didn't do much e, mostly cocaine
Strangeshrimp
Coecain
Kamishiro
Cocaein