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geoffreyfourmyle
#40
madjo
#6 Dave didn’t buy any billboard, his friends did
CelestialSea
#49 See that's when you've got to just run with it. "Steve Pineapple... you know, from the TV show? Where did you spend your childhood, under a rock? Everyone knows Steve Pineapple!"
TrainingWhey
#28 I tried to scroll past. I did. I scrolled past then I thought who are these honey crisp mother fuckers who don't know about Pink Ladies?! A braeburn is good, but a pink lady is outstanding
Rivvien
Braeburn and Fuji are so good, and I'm going to have to try a Pink Lady
biotechonista
#28 you ever see a meme and think "oh, I should send this to my friend" and then realize if you send an apple meme to your friend at 6:40 am on a Thursday, they will be concerned before they find it funny?
Richter12x2
#28 Pink Lady and Jazz are my favorites, honey crisp is sweet but I like a little tartness. Nearly everything beats the red delicious potato.
congrationyoudoneit
Granny gang
SodomySnake
#49 I want to know more about Steve Pineapple. He sounds like the type of character that could become a cultural touchstone for demeaning random dudes at the gym. Not that I ever go to the gym.
CarbyD
#49 must be related to David S. Pumpkins
Davedavedavedavedave
Any questions?
CarbyD
Several
davefleming19903
#33 what is a sumbuka? Should I be offended or pleased?
Chronomechanist
It's spelled Sambuca and it gets you drunk.
(Also a Sambuca is a ship born siege engine which was... less than successful from what I've read)
SilasMangoliner
#27 You better hope you don't get busted in the US with that bird's nest in your pocket. It's virtually guaranteed to be a violation of the Migratory Bird Treaty Act of 1918, 16 U.S.C. §§ 703–712. https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/16/703
Chronomechanist
#33 Fuck yeah! I get Trebuchet. Trebuchet is the fucking best.
vhursti
#28 Red Delicious is disgusting
sublimitee
#20 The mirrors are a nice touch.
Bloodyworthy
#1 Yeah turn left here, thanks
Whowhywhatwhere
#4 don't look at the towel after you put cinnamon on your gingerbread man
AtsaMattaForMe
#1
Goatfer
#6 Don't trust Dave. He lied about paying for the billboard. It clearly says his friends paid for it, not him.
BigBearLover
i love moss
kenny2999
#9 there is another
cuteoctwink91
#20 what’s with the mirrors??
Nikolai5
#2 I actually kind of like the Twilight films, but Christ I forgot how blue it was.
JohnBigboote74
#28- They named those Red Delicious to trick people into buying a fruit that tastes like vaguely apple-flavored wet cardboard.
astrangehop
Case in point: even a few crabapples add something to a mixed batch applesauce. RD just makes it way and bland
geoffreyfourmyle
They used to *be* delicious. But they kept breeding for "more solid red color" at the cost of all the plant genetic bits that make it taste good.
Some growers are trying to preserve and reintroduce the earlier varietals so it tastes like apple again instead of mealy potato.
ThanatosElNyx
Same for Golden Delicious. Granny Smith or nothing!
yuugian
Macintosh to your FACE
congrationyoudoneit
This guy gets it
Jinxies
Ah, the classic 'Greenland' gambit. Well played.