This is Carl

He's not amused by my husband's snoring.

He has toe tufts.

He's basically a giant.

Carl is ridiculous.

He drools when he's happy.

He's my son's best friend, even though he doesn't want to be.

We commissioned art for him.

He's helpful on projects.

He's also pretty vulgar sometimes.

Boob Tax

Carl's still alive, I just wanted to show him off. He's basically the best cat in the history of cats.