digifuzzy
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To cut onions...
...one must be devoid of feelings. Do not bond with your food.
Mar 3, 2019 10:09 PM
digifuzzy
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...one must be devoid of feelings. Do not bond with your food.
terajack2048
I mean don’t take forever cutting and no issue
MisunderstoodAsshole
Or build up an immunity to sulfuric acid.
km3000
"It must be hard to cook if you anthropomorphize your vegetables." -Calvin
RightTurnClyde
I'd just end up bonding with the knife instead and would still end up crying..
AlbiMe
guardian19d
Wipe the cutting board with vinegar and light a candle. It helps and is like an onion funeral.
digifuzzy
Next on RealityTV - Onion Autopsy...peeling back the layers to find what's truly inside.
thewheelman84
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTLoQZEvZfA
digifuzzy
...must save for later...