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The question was simple enough…
The question was simple enough…
And Kevin gave this perfectly simple and honest answer.
Steve is speechless… processing what he just heard.
LOL, Steve.
WTF. Steve is losing his damn mind.
Clearly that answer wasn’t on the board, but Kevin has officially won Steve over anyway.
And then this incredible moment happened when Steve asked Kevin’s wife, Ryan, the last thing SHE stuck her finger in.
Ok, when are Kevin and Steve going on tour together?
HABiTeezy
The narration was perfect for each of the gifs of Steve's reaction. +1
txGrizzly
https://media3.giphy.com/media/14krOJy1Uu1riw/200.gif
veintiseis
Perd?
BackstreetsBackAlright
This literally came straight from buzzfeed. Captions and all
LudicrousSpeedGo
Obligatory lit'rally.
only90skidswillgetthis
Obligatory Steve Harvey is a bigot comment. http://www.reddit.com/1qcukk/
odysika
His dramatic pauses are so staged I freaking hate them. He does about 5 of those an episode.
asskickersmurf
i swear if i ever got on this show I'd say exactly what they want to hear. " in my asshole Steve"
LudicrousSpeedGo
Steve Harvey basically gets paid to "Literally can't even" and to be "so done right now".
TwoBitGreaser
Look at him proudly waving around his stinky finger at the end.
AbominableToaster
Black kylecorn
AllTheWittyNamesAreTaken
"you CANT SAY THAT on NATIONAL TELEVISION" - Steve, Every episode...ever.
myr14d
Video source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqsBxNcI6xc
1kidwonder
The bald chick laughing her ass off, has me laughing my ass off.
Ijustdontevenknowanymore
"don't do that" He still manages to give him a little bit of shit.
MrChiPigg
Thanks mate.
andy93h
No one going to mention the fact his wife's name is Ryan?
SchmidtNo5
I really struggling to comprehend just how big his jacket is. He just seems to get wider and wider as it goes down.
equityforpunks
I try to comprehend how big he actually is. I mean we Europeans have some big fellas here, but damn.
Thoraxe123
honestly, what other answer could he have given? how many things do you stick your finger in that isnt a vagina or butthole?
only90skidswillgetthis
Remind me not to come over for dinner
Thoraxe123
what if we order pizza?
only90skidswillgetthis
I dunno man...
Thoraxe123
lol I remember that, did a report on it once
YesitsTanjawithaJ
same crap every show- basically match game from the 70's yawn
JustRewIt
Let's be real here, this was definitely a question that someone was bound to answer like he did. I mean, his wife said up her kid's butt, so
Wolfinator
This show might be funny if it wasn't so immensely fake and set up. Also if steve harvey wasn't a terrible person.
NotSureWhatUsernameToUse
:D And she double high fives him, epic! :D
Grubenwolf
His teeth are bigger than his whole face.
Alastor3
fuck that scumbag steve
defkkkon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=az0BJRQ1cqM
iFINALLYmadeAcomment
Apparently, you're not familiar with Steve's excessive use of the phrase "moral barometer".
iFINALLYmadeAcomment
How can you say that? Do you even have a moral barometer?
only90skidswillgetthis
ChuckIHadADoubleBuurgerrr
thank you for this.
RedStarBeograd
He's a scumbag because he doesn't like the things you like?, he's a scumbag because he doesn't have the right to believe in 1/2
RedStarBeograd
something that you don't believe?, so you're saying he's a scumbag because he's different than you and he doesn't have the right 2/3
RedStarBeograd
to have his own opinions 3/3
YourNotMyRealDad
Steve is a saint! Harvey/Boreland 2016! Steve Harvey can have my children! Family Feud is the best comedy ever made!
knowVANCOUVER
Call this the "Set Steve Up to Be Flabbergasted" show.
slatersmith
Good answer, good answer!
sweetfeetpete
EnjoyablePerson
Another version: http://imgur.com/UY4efKx
Dysomnia
rumandbass
i fucking die every time i see this
RandomEqualsFunny
mine now.
PitbullsPublicist
people should just repost this and have ommenters come up with the stories.
ThisWasATriumph
Im crying
PeteMarsh54
That last picture, my fucking sides!
BloodRage4
Its actually surprising that it's not top comment...
Chocolateinvestigator
i like that its a race now to see who can get there first
1986
I always make sure I find this in any Steve Harvey post before I move on.
JeffersonSlaveBaby
Same. And now I will be looking for you...saying that you look for this.
caedisamor
Almost like the Where's Waldo of every Family Feud post.
HisMajestysMooseKnuckle
"Last thing you stuck your finger in Kevin?" --- "Your Mom, Steve"
aCoolBreezeOnAHotSummerDay
I've never watched this show except for the gifs I've seen on Imgur.
txGrizzly
https://media1.giphy.com/media/TsNDbL2W3MBsQ/200.gif
Jumpinjackieflash
This all comes from the producers, you know that, right?
azazyel
It's real to me!
crystaldawn87
Damm straight!
OrionsBell
Right, and next you're gonna tell me that wrestling isn't really real?
vadge
Scripted?
SithLordVoldemort
Na I doubt it. Reactions are usually too genuine and there is no way I am giving that much credit to the producers of Family freaking Feud
Mave87
I'm sure the questions are scripted this way but the host doesn't know the answer so reactions are genuine.
SithLordVoldemort
Yea I could get behind that theory
Jumpinjackieflash
Very.
Naamt
Are you going to back that up with anything or just make random statements. I can do that too: I'm your father. I'm god. I'm the pope.
maaaaadness
And he's so shitty about it too. Like "filthy plebs didn't know this was fake, like I did. Ha."
Ryukishi
Dad? You said you were just going for cigarettes.
MrT800
He's not losing his mind, it happens every fucking episode, almost as if the questions were all set up to have this kind of answer...
AdequateBehaviour
1. Name something you do in bed. 2. Sex. 3. YOU CAN'T SAY THAT ON TV!
YourMotherDoesNotApprove
obligatory dumbfounded look.
YourNotMyRealDad
I think it's hilarious, and I think Steve Harvey is hilarious. There. I said it.
ZachPutland
http://41.media.tumblr.com/92d85e1809c0407367aa53b4559b4324/tumblr_ncskcwBJzT1qb9bjho1_500.png
YourNotMyRealDad
It's easy to tell when it's real and when it's not. This was clearly real.
MaSu10
Wasnt expecting to see this the top comment, but fucking thank god it is, so fuckin true thank you, whoever you are
drumstel
Nooooo shit Sherlock duuuuuuhhhhhh
DerSubhuman62
Egad, but this is supposed to be a family show! It even says it in the name!
kevxxx
The "winner" of this "game show" is the group that answers the useless questions like a majority of others. Should call it Simpleton Feud.
SHAUNoftheSPACEDfuZZ
I dunno. I just think he's a guy who gets his job and loves it just as much. I'd love hearing what people come up with week after week.
slam20
What's with all the hate? This show does exactly what it's suppose to and personally I think it's hilarious.
chimchim666
it's stupid, unfunny and boring- and steve harvey is a bigot
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chimchim666
you can dislike inane bullshit and still make interesting conversation
DeletedProfiles
It's a game show, lighten up.
chimchim666
i don't feel bogged down by my dislike of game shows.
BlowDog
Yeah it gets old quick after you have seen a few episodes.
hugelymphnodes
Amen
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SteveBuscemiSayingHowDoYouDoFellowKids
*parties
jasperiscool
Okay okay, I'll be the asshole. But only once. AHEM... *you're
defkkkon
Also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=az0BJRQ1cqM
iregisteredjusttoupvote
TIL you can't have any notion of moral if you don't believe in God
Rengii
Oh man when he does the 'why we still got monkeys' bit it just brightens up my day.
Iknowhowrubberbandsaremade
Exactly why I absolutely despise this show.
KobaltKnight
I don't like it mostly because the rules are stupid. 3 rounds where the 3rd is worth double points. Don't think I've ever seen someone (1)
KobaltKnight
win the third round and lose the game. (2)
FFKonoko
It's quidditch.
HayabusaZeroZ
Well you can also add Steve Harvey being garbage.
ryangoestoschool
I mean, what else can you stick your finger in?
ManicYEEtPressive
A hot, fresh, apple pie, duh.
CanadianMooseRider
Steve's wife
ILikeToHideInLongCommentChains
MorrisArt
Omg I remember these growing up! Wish I still had mine.
DerSubhuman62
Someone else's wife
kinglycitrus
Fingah papit
nickg131
Nose, ear, peanut butter jar, belly button, but yeah obviously they always set these up to be 'racy' answers.
goodiecornbread
Bowling ball, coin dispenser, hole in the wall...
ScaleScentedAnalDildo
Paging @kylecorn to the comment thread.
AuntSharron
The most obvious answer would be OP's mom but we're taking the high road
GiantRobotsRule
1.Question with obvious sexual answer. 2.Contestant gives obvious sexual answer. 3.Steve Harvey does Steve Harvey Face. 4.Repeat.
LouisianaBob
Usually he is all feigned offended sensibilites. "You can't say that!!1"
AnsticeAvaDoesLikeGuava
5. Profit
BeTheAyyyToMyLmao
It's still funny every time though, to be honest.
canbrad85
It just doesn't work on me. I don't find it funny. I miss the old show. It's Family Feud, ffs, and I can't even let my kids watch it.
CoolGus
And it's hilarious every time!
LouisianaBob
but this time he is giddy like "these people have a healthy sexual relationship. Hooray family!"
chieflookout
If it ain't broke...
ProgMetalMan
Sigh... I miss Dawson...
MrTurtleWrangler
But Steve is causing more Family Feuds than Richard Dawson
ProgMetalMan
IDK man, sleeping with a game show host like Dawson would cause quite a few Feuds in my family...
MrTurtleWrangler
Ah you didn't get it. I was quoting a Wu-Tang Clan song :P
ProgMetalMan
Oh, yeah sorry, I'm not down with hip music.
cLOLe
The comma in "My wife, Steve" has never been more important.
TheShipsHungInTheSkyInMuchTheSameWayThatBricksDont
What about the comma in "Let's eat, Grandma!"
defkkkon
That's a scenario where the comma matters, in this it's misleading. "My wife Steve" is grammatically incorrect either way.
LoinKing
Rule 4 here. http://grammar.ccc.commnet.edu/grammar/commas.htm The comma may be left out in that situation.
FlesHBoX
That moment when a bunch of people don't actually know how commas work.
defkkkon
Seriously, was there some mass hivemind to troll grammar nazis?
sniperdude
her name is ryan
VergilPrime
Dude I'm so confused. Wife? Ryan? "She?" This post has confusing gender roles.
AbrahamLincolnVampireLawyer
*less
thisusernamehadbetternothavebeenchosenalready
I mean even with the comma, its misleading.
OolonColuphid
It'd be the same though, right?. This is my wife, Steve (my wife's name is Steve). This is my wife, Steve (Hey Steve, this is my wife)
jeherohaku
In the second case wouldn't you typically say "Steve, this is my wife"? Calling attention to the person you're speaking to first
EddieDeanofNewYork
ye sit would
LoinKing
It's a little more vague than that. http://grammar.ccc.commnet.edu/grammar/commas.htm Rule 4.
farwall
Wouldn't it still have a comma even if it was intended to mean "My wife whose name is Steve"?
EddieDeanofNewYork
yes it would
Darkcl4w
A Colon: they explain or elaborate on the previous part of the sentence.
LoinKing
Actual answer: It could be either, depending on the speaker's preference. Rule 4 on http://grammar.ccc.commnet.edu/grammar/commas.htm
GoogleFucker
"I'm a girl. NAMED STEVE"
Andalite
No it wouldn't
farwall
My thought process is, if I'd put a pause their saying out loud, I'd use a comma. So, this is my wife (pause, who is called (unsaid)), Steve
Andalite
Wouldn't make sense. If there was a pause, then it'd either be a period or a colon. A comma would mean you're simply introducing her to 1/2
farwall
Commas definitely denote pauses, I'm adamant on that. But go on -
Andalite
someone named Steve. What is considered grammatically correct and what is generally understood are two different things, however.
LightofNuitari
IIRC, the comma in phrases like that is only used if you're referring to something of which you have multiple. Example to follow: 1/2
LightofNuitari
If you have two dogs, it's "This is my dog, Rocky." If you only have one dog, it's "This is my dog Rocky." 2/2
LightofNuitari
3/2 (whoops) Source: English degree. That being said, it's been a LONG time since I've taken an actual grammar course.
farwall
Fair enough. My thinking is I'd pause in saying "This is my wife, (she is called) Steve" so I'd denote the pause with a comma.
LoinKing
Rule 4. http://grammar.ccc.commnet.edu/grammar/commas.htm Just to brush up.