TheGingerBeardedBiologist
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Animation of 550 million years of human evolution
https://youtu.be/XkYD3wEuKbY
I've slowed it down because the original is hard to see, but you can always speed it up with 'show controls'.
magicganja
Retarded fish frogs!
EminemEatingMnMs
But - God?
pepsifan11
Wait a minute, that's not my great-grandfather at the end.
TheGingerBatman
That last 50 million years was pretty intense
3point141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105
It's always nice to see family photos
arthurianx
So I was a fucking vicious squirrel at one point?
catprolly
Where's da part wit da aliens like experimenting on us and shit?
brushguy
what happens next?
JaimeFaireDesCroquettesAuChienLaaLaaaLaaaa
13,456,700x grandparent, come visit.. oh.. you can't you're a fish
dontlosethelossless
So there you go! You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel! Congratulations!
seeemous
Not 100% sure that's how it happened but ok
dontlosethelossless
Ms. Garrison thinks so but ok
MrXandHisNewHat
Can someone link me to a timeline of the evidence that shows why modern scientists conclude this to be the human evolutionary tree?
AidanCarberry
It isn't at all(I'm not talking religion) in order for this diagram to be true, those first species of "ape" before us would have been gone
MrXandHisNewHat
I'm just curious why this is always the diagram shown when referring to the human evolutionary tree.
AidanCarberry
They are retarded. They keep mixing ape and human evolution into one thing, when it can't work that way.
AidanCarberry
Evolution isn't a straight line, like they always show. It branches out that's it works. Otherwise all apes would be gone leaving only us
AidanCarberry
We had to evolve from something and he apes evolved from that same thing, just in a different direction. Not use evolving from apes.