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FP edit: Thanks for all the love, sorry for all the loneliness. Send me your best of whatever you got!
dafunk2000
#14 all i know is that when i had sex in a graveyard they called it illegal
NachoTheLeprechaun
Only a graveyard smash if committing necrophilia
hamberglar
If anyone's looking for the RPG with funny stats, you're basically looking for Kingdom of Loathing.
Showmeyourotters
#7 wtf is that -107 as in, the WEATHER? Where the FUCK is this person that it's -107°?!
papazulu1186
Cute
Dinkleburgg
Someone’s into choking i see.
Kamica
I mean... Violets used to be blue... Linguistics is weird...
justushandyman5
I just met a girl who is basically started talking to me because of my dank meme's. This right here is so gonna get me laid! ????
IronIce111
Just doing my duty.
WhiteIce2112
Thank you for the post which makes me realize just how sad I am.
bigdicktinyhands
And now I feel lonely.
Asteroidrules
#6 The math checks out.
Amesang
#4
TongueTiedLabourerfromtheLandoftheLittlePeople
Gumption might be like strength. Chutzpah and moxy are courage but i think moxy is smarter and chutzpah is more physical.
TongueTiedLabourerfromtheLandoftheLittlePeople
Alternatively you could have every other test be an automatic success and have only tests that use these qualities need to rolled for.
plymouthvaliant
Found the New Englander
Unsafefurball
Wholesome. +1
VigorousButtstuff
#4 is West of Loathing, or perhaps Kingdom of Loathing, if you want to go older.
ineedasmallerusername
It's only a graveyard smash if you're in an actual graveyard otherwise it's a monster mash
razetherunner
i feel like that should have been obvious and having to act that stupid for the sake of the joke is just embarrassing for everyone involved.
ineedasmallerusername
Also can we rock out target like that? And maybe the bookstore, but pick weird scifi novels and the weirder the page the more points.
IronIce111
We can most definitely rock out Target like that. I’m down for the weird scifi.
ineedasmallerusername
Awesome!
karlbadmanners
Fun fact; I lost my virginity in a graveyard. Which I suppose was also a graveyard smash
Vencakes
Alone by Marshmello started playing in the background. Halo
Vencakes
Halp*
Garundt
#19 ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHER
towilliams15772
Pervert
IronIce111
Proud of it too!
Nefel
Violets can be blue, they come in a very wide array of colours.
razetherunner
as long as you iterate the array so it starts at 0 instead of torturing your compiler to make it start as 1, i don't care either way.
bpetersen
For I=0 to (Length(whatever) - 1) ... Vs For I=1 to Length(whatever)
bpetersen
Back when the poem was written, they didn't have the color for purple/violet yet so blue was the closest color they could use.
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OohhJoanieLovesChachi
Her father or her daddy?
devolutionary
That’s sharing a lot.
AverageTortilla
I don't mind
sleepmask
Sucks :(
Plumyn
I never got #3
IceCre4mM4n
This is a job for @iexplainjokes because I couldn't find the guy with the longer username.
Satherian
It's a play on feet (measurement) and feet (body part). They want the odd fetish away from them, but reply implies an interpretation of more
Plumyn
I mean. Is my fetish. Oooohhhhhhh
rubmymanclit
Fuck I'm so alone
Justadumbguyonimgur
same. *sigh*
shredder134
I’m in the process of getting divorced, this dump kinda crushed me.
kangarookangarootimtamfuckisthataspider
I feel you man
ThePantslessWonder
Feel 'em man, then you won't be.
sandwichmunchies
and nothing feels like home
TheNightLurker
justanothercarmechanic
I was too, but then I retardily settled for someone horrible and that was way worse, now it's just me and my son. So just a reminder 1/2
justanothercarmechanic
Don't settle, find out if she's a physco that can literally ditch her own flesh and blood
PRDWRaven
We get it, yourr better than us, now fuck off
arek314
That was both unexpected and very important message. Good luck to you and your son!
SatanIsMyMotor
What if i'm the psycho?
Cantarines69
Same here :/
rubmymanclit
Then we are pals
Cantarines69
<3 :')
FistingWithJalapenoDoritoFingers
Hi I'm alone too
CommonSloth
G... group hug? :o
Cantarines69
hugs for everyone!
IronIce111