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Oct 3, 2021 3:06 PM
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candar
#47 it lasts forever, it's easy to clean, and it comes in whatever pattern or color you want. Undeniably modern.
pockeypicket
Oi. Gimme that bidoof. He's a cutie.
RisingPhoenix92
#1 no one was killed at the dinner so kinda a shitty murder mystery
ameranthe
#10 I dunno, lets go ask Padme, Anakin. She's pretty much an expert in the subject.
KurkCobain
#31 he's referred to as 'Throcky' later in the example lol
bobisslack
Well done. Many of these are unseen. I wish you the best of luck on your journey!
PaulDam
Thanks!
oldshot
#4 It looks like her horseshoe is on backward?
SuperFatGirl
#18 this happened to me. Had sunglasses on face. My brain thought "something on face, i got mask on". Apologized so much and tipped more
SebastianCrab
#16
3141592pancake
#47 it was the Boomers' parents and grandparents that did this. Boomers have plenty of blame for other things, though.
kanemano
that's because none of y'all remember waxing the floor the old way and how long it took
TheSmuggestPineapple
Or how easily it gets scratched with the clickety clack of dogs feet. Or how destructive children are to anything.
Lionskull
you sand and restain
3141592pancake
There is that. Technology has made wood floors more manageable than they once were.
annonymouse211
#36 fuck you bidoof is adorable and I love him.
meowingintensifies
https://64.media.tumblr.com/e72f8f480d308e4a9cefb95cd13d933f/tumblr_mfzgbhR5jA1qzcyk7o1_500.png
HangingOnTheEdgeOfTomorrow
Yeah, but unlike bidoof, pikachu and eevee are actually rare. You know like five bidoof walked past that box between panels.
GMontag451
And I want the one that jumped in!
ToSisPoS
That’s the beautiful thing about Pokémon. Every Pokémon has someone who thinks that’s their favourite.
PaulDam
Me at Bidoof
Froggey
#28 ass, no doubt. You have to work hard for a nice butt, he respects that
TeflonTrout
#3 in the background, a radio plays an instrumental arrangement of "Strange Fruit"
Three5Nines
That's because hardwood floors fucking suck. Their only mistake was using linoleum.
UnicornIRL
#4 is... not right. It's just not right. Goddamnit, this is why I don't play Tieflings.
Efmu
You Ean yhe shoe being backwards?
Hardestpartisfindingausernamethatisnttaken2
Worked for me
MightyIink
My mother kept changing the living room around "just because" every few months, boomers just like ruining a good thing.
Iamhedonismbot
#28 Jesus always said turn the other cheek, he was definitely an ass man.
BenderBendingRrodriguez
Ah, a man of culture
OperationM1ndcrime
Neither. He was a foot guy...
PunnyTiger
well, twice in the bible Jesus said "Get thee behind me, Satan" so dude was not only gay, but a catcher. Also, he never got married or
PunnyTiger
had kids, hung out with 12 dudes, and who likes hanging out with prostitutes but not banging them more than a gay guy?
SoundFuture
I'm going with boobs. His dad liked bosoms.
RoseinWonderland
My personal head canon is that he was a dick man. Never married, travelling with a group of guys, Judas' kiss, respectful to a prostitute,
RoseinWonderland
telling guys to gouge their eyes out if they feel too tempted by women.
iusedtodream
He liked feet.
Cyberpope67
fun fact feet was the Biblical euphemism for penis.
UWAGAGABLAGABLAGABA
Correct
Nerdextrordinaire
Oh man... don’t do Jesus like that.
KingsOfWinter
THANK YOU dude loved washing random peoples feet
LittleChickadee
#2 & portraying Hades as evil. Only Greek god devoted to his wife & maintains the place souls go, doesn't cause any of the deaths himself
AnathemaNoreh
I mean maybe, but she's more like a trophy than a wife.
Lionskull
& that Hera wasn't a murderous Jealous bitch that is the reason that Hercules suffered as much as he did.
KeytarCat
Intensely autistic! Once he established rules, he stuck to them and had tantrums when they were broken
davefleming19903
Devoted to his kidnapped* wife...
Cyberpope67
Do they have a summer home in Stockholm?
Lionskull
that's only one version, another version of the story is that she ran away from her overbearing mother.
Druidichawk19
All the Greek Gods are low-key horrible, that said, Hades is one of the less egregious ones by comparison.
Druidichawk19
Also with that said, I will come to bat for my bro Athena. She's great and Ovid's stories are slanderous of my favorite deity.
davefleming19903
Oh yea, fan of Poseidon but, yea he's kind of a dick...(as a fan of Athena though an obligatory fuck you ??
feryooday
#4 I assure you, as someone who owns an animal with 4 hooves, that having them trimmed/shod doesn’t feel good. Or like anything at all even
feryooday
Honestly every horse I’ve ever held for the farrier is just bored and annoyed haha.
LeSethX
Horse or goat? sure. But have you done hooves for a sexy Tiefling girl?
feryooday
Both actually and no, you are correct. I have not trimmed/shod a tiefling girl. but uh. seems they would follow the trend…
budgieburgler42
I thought he was cleaning out her frog? I always wondering if a good frog cleaning felt nice or terrible to animals with hooves.
feryooday
It’s kinda like cleaning under your fingernails. If there’s a rock it needs to be picked out ofc. but otherwise it’s just removing crap.
feryooday
It also looks like she was being shod, and while I know that doesn’t hurt, I also know they can’t feel it. So no pleasure haha.
budgieburgler42
Thank you for the clarification!! I see the tools now I thought maybe it was like the farm hand cleaning the frog lol I see now it’s not
feryooday
Also rocks get picked out daily, you wouldn’t need a farrier to do it. She probably could herself, or a friend with a hoof pick ?
TeflonTrout
#8 This is factually accurate. I was their age with a toddler
empath
tbh, in my late 20s with just biweekly visits with my stepdaughter, I looked worse than they do there
aPokal
WhereHaveAllTheUsernamesGone2
#50 Anyone else hear in their head, the old car sound "Awoooga"?
Dooknugget
#25 wait what? How?
cmerc00n
#8 As a 31 year about to have 2 under 2, I get it...
Cyberpope67
I had mine at age 42! Ouch; NOT recommended. "I'm too fucking old for this shit" is my new mantra
TheHillsHaveNostrils
thespyisdead
#2 right? All of greek mythology problems was caused by zeus not being able to keep it in his pants
sarkonas
To be fair, monster-fucking was a part of the cultural development...
CarlottaVonSprockett
They also portrayed Hera as a loving mother instead of a raging bitch who threw her only real son off a mountain top for being ugly.
Stormlords182
Seemed to me he was really doing his best in The Iliad
damonalfero
#11 you said that though?
empath
hey, she knew what she did to deserve it
Cyberpope67
username checks out
VolcanoHerder
hetriedtokillmewithaforklift
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Magdalene#/media/File:Giampetrino-Leonardo.jpg I mean, this is who he liked to hang out with.
theinternetconfusesme
Chicks with boxes of ointment - got it.
nop666
#4 Uh. That hoof he's holding? The shoe is on backwards.
Xionis
She has cloven hooves like a goat, it appears to be a custom shoe fitted to that shape.
nop666
Technically, you're right that demons are supposed to have goat hooves, but horse-shoes wouldn't work on cloven hooves.
nop666
Look again - it's a horse shoe, ie: 'U' shaped, & the open side of the shoe is on the wrong side.
Xionis
tyrunn
#1 well no, because Jesus knew who would betray him
mondeca
Jesus isn't the detective, though. He's the victim.
tyrunn
Didn't take long to solve if the apostles wrote it down
mondeca
They weren't writing that night. They already knew the answer by the time they wrote it down.
tyrunn
Zreen
but they didn't, their followers decades later did
tyrunn
Spoiler: none of it happened
Zreen
Historical scholars generally agree Jesus was an historical figure with followers whose actions after his execution led to a massive schism