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Office assistant dog tax.
chetnixandflill
#37 Weinstein could've gotten an Oscar for his performance going to court
TheIronSavior
Asgth
#3 that was neither her snake or her diary. convicted and later proven innocent, what is a school shooting called if it is mainly adults?
thri1
#1 "Positive D— Training" WHAT KIND OF TRAINING? Positive Dingo? Positive dinosaur? Positive decathlon? Please solve this mystery, IMGUR!
Pala2
#3 Harry "trust fund jock who marries his highschool sweetheart and becomes a cop" Potter?
gryphoemia
#25 at this point i'm convinced that all the people who think pickle rick is hilarious share one badly-damaged brain cell.
Onsvaltti
#25 I doubt that anyone that wants to use Pickle Rick condoms ever gets a chance to get laid. ?
Imgerruinedimger
I'm gonna bust one of these out and yell "I'M PICKLE DIIIICK!".
Onsvaltti
.... And that's it, that's the game :D
AReptileDisfunction
#3 is this Harry Potter as told by Fox News?
SnarkyJester
#32 5 of them died. Ash was disassembled. That's what happens to robots. Just ask Johnny 5.
jacquesdustatefarm
#3 but it was never really her snake. Riddle was controlling her sure but it wasn’t her snake or diary…
BonafideHomicide
There was a lot wrong with each summary.
MarkyMousey
It's satire, none were meant to be accurate, meant to be funny if you didn't catch that part
invaderjay87
#6 Where’s his GameBoy? Catch me in a stall during the 90s and you’d be hearing the Pokemon battle theme.
invaderjay87
I was fightin’ for my life in there!
JapaneseGeneticists
#2 Statistically, that first goomba has the highest body count of any npc in history.
CumsInPies
#9 any contest whatsoever would be appreciated
FrostyLady
Needs more paper bag
kydn
#28 If you have a penis, there's so many places to pee besides the toilet. There's at least 3 more in a typical house.
al3xinw0nderland0000
If you're creative, you don't even need the penis.
ReverseSyzygy
she'll kill that fiddle leaf fig she bought at Aldi's regardless
thedarkcanuck
Hell, sometimes at night I'll go outside and pee against a tree just for the fun of it
HenryLongfellowIII
Try peeing off the deck. Not only is it fun but it marks your territory against critters.
Jesseskimo
#37 who is this? Was he a faker?
Cyanide555
#6 thats what the air freshener can is for. Or a shampoo bottle
Schmaron
#38
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DJHappypants
@schmaron
Nytfa111
#14 ?We don't talk about goro, no no no no?
thekeyofe
? "A seven-foot frame, extra arms to pack. When he shouts your name, it all fades to black..." ?
Nytfa111
Ok, that was better than mine. Actually took sone creativity
ShiftyBat
#23 I think that's Salad Fingers' sister Balsamicca
PraiseAzathoth
#3 harry potter as told by fox news
Thekindofkindlyman
I find it funnier to give Dumbledores POV. First book - “Albus Dumbledore and the poorly guarded super weapon”
ThomasThundersword
what animal cruelty though. Longbottom killed the snake, and they *freed* the abused dragon.
MarkyMousey
They killed a werewolf, used Dobby to escape resulting in his death, used goblins. Depends what an "animal" is, humans are animals after all
ThomasThundersword
fair. tho counterpoints, they didn’t off the WW in the books anyway. Dobby was a sapient being who chose to aid them, (and planned the>
ThomasThundersword
escape, yes he risked and lost his life, but he absolutely had the capacity and free will do do so. the goblins… yeah thats tricky because>
ThomasThundersword
they very much did use the imperius curse on at-least one of them, but like you say thats where animal vs person comes in. i’d say they are>