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Sep 6, 2026 12:32 PM
memedaddy93
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stabbermcshooty
#26 wow. They’re really hyped about the hand stand
DarthAndy
#44 Five lines in a limerick please, not seven.
BrokenAnimal
#28 This is such an important point that religious people need to get into their heads:
Other people who don't belong to your religion does not have to respect your gods or your faith or your holy books. At all. Nothing. Nada. Zip.
We don't even have to care that those things exist.
We'll eat what we want, have sex the way we want, curse and swear all day, and live our lives as if your god is completely irrelevant, because to us, he is.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk. Now fuck off!
newnhb
Make a garden 'relentlessly gay'? Challenge accepted.
holycrapitsmyles
#31 "...but then it's too late, I've seen everything. I've seen it all."
thotterpop
#36 i thought she was referring to embryotic fluid at first. Partially cuz it sounds more similar to ectoplasm than placenta, and also cuz ectoplasm is gooey, as well. At least in the movies, i dunno what it is in real life, if it is a thing.
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
#8 That doesn't really help narrow it down. I mean, I can infer from the context what kind of fun activities took place (same as in the YMCA showers back in the day), but Leviticus forbids just about every popular pastime. Cursing, eating pork or lobster, pondering wizard orbs etc.
mafiacarstarter
Wearing blended fabrics...
akafluffy
#14 It's only weird when someone else puts a hand in her pocket... The look of horror is almost worth it.
MayMayz4DayzYo
#21
mondeca
"This is my fault. I'm not explaining myself. I'll try again."
TalkingSnake
#1
keyblader1985
#20 made me laugh out loud
stoots24
Brings new meaning to that old jazz tune "In the Pocket..."
ScientificPanda
#14 impossible, their jeans only come with small back pockets
Pirsquar
Obviously, it's a jack-it pocket.
SavageDrums
#28 I'd be washing my car in a banana hammock within minutes of getting this note.
ScientificPanda
#48 she must've decided that you can't get hungover if you're still a little drunk
NinjaCongo
Grade A memery, @OP.
Sebastopol140
#29 And he wasn't even searching for it!
UltraLincoln
#28 there are no "others", it's just you, bigot 😂
Xenarion
When this was originally posted, people called out how the OP would randomly capitalize words in the same way as the letter and the whole thing was most likely fake.
So yeah, there are no others. :P
UltraLincoln
Man, what's even real anymore?
Though this is a classic Karen tactic, claiming a group are upset when it's just one person with control issues
RevRagnarok
Huh; usually that random caps indicates Boomer.
contextisimportant
#29 he didn't find "the clitoris". He found the glans at the end of the clitoris.
NinjaCongo
#25 giggling uncontrollably, neighbors have gone quiet
IgnisInvictus
#10 Autism screening question?
Yellowchopsticks
Just name them as you go. Bob, Tim, jimbo, etc. If someone points to one you've already named, feel free to rename them.
Grimm7766
Just seems like a "are you actually reading the questions" kind of question.
DeadeicPrints
#28 this angers me on so many levels. Wtf does that even mean for starters? But also, no one cares about your imaginary friend you fucking weirdo.
Xenarion
When this was originally posted, people called out how the OP would randomly capitalize words in the same way as the letter and the whole thing was most likely fake.
mondeca
"You need to change to please me" dressed up as "The Creator is on my side"
Btw, this is what "taking the Lord's name in vain" means, not reading this, shaking your head, and saying, "Oh my God"
ThatOtherGirlYouKnow
#17 Hey girls, new orchi surgery just dropped!
EggFooYung
FR tho.
cameloDancer
#39 bye Ralph
mondeca
Ffudmethen
Ralph...
DarkSock
… and just like that he's back from the void again
Xenarion
#28 I remember this story was highly suspected to be fake, mainly because the OOP had the same writing patterns of randomly capitalizing words as in the letter.
keyblader1985
Seems like the only time people don't question the authenticity of something is when they get to be upset about it. This is exactly what we're talking about when we say "you are not immune to propaganda."
TheDisembodiedFloatingHeadOfEdwardGRobinson
#1 As a Gen X:
danparadox
C'est la vie...
WhyDontYouMakeMe
synfinitehell
ionlyregisteredtosavelinks
prettyyy...pretttyyyy...pretttyyyyyy.... good?
TheDisembodiedFloatingHeadOfEdwardGRobinson
My Millennial friends:
Icanhearwhatyouresayingandtheanswerisno
I’m only happy when it rains
TheDisembodiedFloatingHeadOfEdwardGRobinson
Shirley you can't be serious.
TheDisembodiedFloatingHeadOfEdwardGRobinson
My Gen Z friends:
TheDisembodiedFloatingHeadOfEdwardGRobinson
My boomer parents:
JonnyTightlips
The silent generation https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ZTJwM2JoMnBobDhsOWZnZmgxa2RmMnh5MGU2aWZ1YjhqYWtwcHhpcSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/T7lRYDljPAmeUrTGHx/200w.webp
Iplaybadguys