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Someone had put up a sign saying "we know where you live." It was taken down, but Soviet Bear takes no threats.
This sign will be going up next to the most frequented caressing stations.
SirRancealot
Imagine if real life elections were done this way.
bibliophile94
My brother ran for middle school treasurer with the slogan "Vote for Tommunism" He actually won by a decent amount.
CliffWestern
Koala is not real bear! Fake bear represents Capatalists! VOTE SOVIET BEAR
plainwhitesarah
These are glorious. More!
DoctorDon
Can we make Soviet Bear shirts from CustomInk or something?
xXCiviXx
I will always up vote Soviet Bear
Goooord
"caressing station" you say?
WhatUpMyNinjas
Koalafications pun? Pshhhh SOVIET BEAR ALL DAY ERRRRDAY
Kur111
Maybe they could still form a Koalition
arachnoidmater
Kelista?
NinjaGoaty
That was my first thought.
Nastradies
I have to ask, what is a caressing station?
RoyRoboTron
+1 caressing stations
aselfdefeatingattitude
AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE A SOVIET PARTY CAUSE A SOVIET PARTY IS ONLY PARTY ALLOWED!
MalaysianFlightPlanner
Ain't no party like a Nazi party, but they won't invite people like Jew.
summitshow
http://imgur.com/JrKf6sQ
KnightoftheN64
He supports caressing corners, what more do we really need?
ASneakyChicken
Am I the only one annoyed at the use of "Stuco" instead of "Student Council"? Also, the other candidates posters are so bad it hurts.
bibliophile94
Annoyed is a bit strong however I was reading it as "stucco" initially and couldn't figure out why everyone wanted to be glorified cement.
ASneakyChicken
Same here lol. Would have been funny if instead of a high school this was at an architectural college ;)
DoctorJungyBrongen
Soviet Bear is comrade. I will vote Soviet Bear.
IWillDoAnythingForPoints
i hope you win soviet bear, i'm your number one fans <3
IAmAnElephant
I don't think I like Sov...ALL HAIL SOVIET BEAR
GoThenThereAreOtherWorldsThanThese
Look, Soviet Bear is cool and all, but he's not Hypno.. ALL HAIL SOVIET BEAR! ᵈᵃᵐᵐᶦᵗ
gbghg
i wonder what'll happen if soviet bear actually wins, what will the teacher's reaction be?
thegr8rambino
"well fuck me, soviet bear is our new leader!"
jmaloney1109
:') i've never been so happy.
EpicPublixCustomerServiceStaff
Looks like Emily, Kelly, Kellista, Kelsea, and Tara have joined forces against Soviet Bear. So it begins.
breadb0x
I feel like the kids at your school don't appreciate this as much as we do, I just want you to know that this is amazing, comrade.
barnie23
much bear so soviet
TheGhostofLionelHutz
Careful or you could start a class war... "Eviscerate the proletariat" -- Emily and Kelsea for STUCO.
bhikku
caressing stations?
distractionfactory
I was afraid to ask.
BecomeAnAstronaut
*kissing noises*
Nyther53
The time is now comrades! All must show loyalty to Soviet Bear.
TooMuchSweg2Handle
I want to know what font he is using.
ourlordandsavior
Step 1: Save image and crop to only the text sheet. Step 2: upload the image to whatfontis.com. Step 3: PROFIT
distractionfactory
IN SOVIET RUSSIA FONT RESIZES YOU!
LopsidedStapler
It looks like Nyet to me.
Zacflame
You mean нет.
Steelthyass
HE IS USING GREAT SOVIET FONT, USED BY GREAT SOVIET LEADER STALIN, IN THE GREAT WAR
ilikechickenwastaken
Its east bloc closed
ilikechickenwastaken
http://www.linotype.com/148385/EastBlocClosed-product.html
friesandkittens
I guess it's this one http://www.ffonts.net/Propaganda-RegularVersion-100.font
hightechythingymajig
It's called Russian bear on unicycle
imnotagirlbutupvotemeanyways
It's called Moscow I think. I've seen it before.
Ziiiro
Your inner graphic designer is coming out
iwonderwhatthemaxusernamecharacterlimitis
its called " Enemy at the gates"
turdsandwitch
Sounds like you are taking your school by force. Perfect.
jaxdaman
Finally everything is coming together, rejoice comrade communism shall soon see the days of glory once again!
pixeldroid
What force? These are not army posted outside school grounds, they are just doing training. Vote soviet bear, comrade!
Hollstein
http://imgur.com/iiNvxvC
kbtoys
Hope it works I put signs above all the water fountains that said "Free Drinks on me" ....I lost
KastroChill
summitshow
http://imgur.com/cCCQ3oq
pixeldroid
I need this in high res
sillypinkpanda
Absolutely beautiful.
ShamPebbleRage
I wasn't on imgur for like 6 hours... What did I miss???
appaismyspiritanimal
Everything.
FrogPaste
Soviet Bear is running for student Council.
DoCollegeProfessorsDreamOfElectricTermPapers
I'm still lost about this Soviet Bear business, but at least now I know what "STUCO" means!
AllMemesGo2Heaven
A lot of originality by Soviet Bear. This guy rocks.
superben
Vote Soviet Bear for Stuco
itsGood4you
Something beautiful ;)
SlightlyNormal
Another circlejerk, nothing serious.
avi8tor
free tacos
DameNight
TKDbeat
Taco Tuesday?
ShamPebbleRage
aww man
ozftw
I like the sound of 'caressing station'. Where do I sign up?
fimas
NoOOO! Upvoted when the counter said 666. I broke the symmetry :c
ozftw
I think I horribly misinterpreted the situation these posters were put up in
1stLtObvious
You don't know if they even conceived yet.
KawaiiPotatoGirl
But for real. Wtf is a "Caressing Station?"
Eldibs
At my house. There's also Wi-Fi. Everybody form a line.
wessyfbaby
P51VoxelTanker
Creepy, yet accurate...
BobKelsoDoesntGiveACrap
Thanks for the nightmare I'll have tonight.
wuerfelwaffle
Oh god, and I just woke up too.
NothingISayIsTrue
Just show up to your moms house
ihatetryingtomakeausernamethatfits
You just have to try out several times before finally making the cut
ShamPebbleRage
You can sign up in the back of my van... :)
DongSwanson
http://coffeeticks.my/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/1160537-ted-bundy.jpg is this you?
Banalinguist
Is.. Is there candy in the van?
ShamPebbleRage
why would there not be?
Banalinguist
Yay! Free candy!
qussow
At the sex offender registry. 'Cause highschool.
lorddice
There are caressing stations in high schools theses days? Now that's progress!
TheImgurServer
You know what I like about high schoolers, as I get older, they stay the saaame aaage.
godzillasgreatleader
It'd be a lot cooler if you did
ozftw
I didn't even make the connection that this could be a school, figured uni because 'vote posters'... T_T
qussow
Huh. It might be a college, I just figured it was a highschool because of all the cinder block walls.
Abso
They say "stuco." It's most likely high school.
ozftw
I have no idea what "stuco" is but ffffffffffff
ozftw
At the risk it is, now I just want to delete my comment, but with yours up top it'll probably look even worse if I do :( pls be university
qussow
Eh, harmless mistake leading to a funny joke. Cultural differences and all that.
althanan
"Stuco", the themes of the other posters... oh yeah, that's a high school.
tonyb486
If I had to guess based on google, http://www.cmu.edu/stuco/
ozftw
Never come across the term "stuco" before