I am Soviet Bear, and I have more glory of Mother Russia to share! Also new posters

May 7, 2014 12:56 PM

zwaylan

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Someone had put up a sign saying "we know where you live." It was taken down, but Soviet Bear takes no threats.

This sign will be going up next to the most frequented caressing stations.

Imagine if real life elections were done this way.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My brother ran for middle school treasurer with the slogan "Vote for Tommunism" He actually won by a decent amount.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Koala is not real bear! Fake bear represents Capatalists! VOTE SOVIET BEAR

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

These are glorious. More!

12 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 6

Can we make Soviet Bear shirts from CustomInk or something?

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

I will always up vote Soviet Bear

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"caressing station" you say?

12 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Koalafications pun? Pshhhh SOVIET BEAR ALL DAY ERRRRDAY

12 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

Maybe they could still form a Koalition

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kelista?

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

That was my first thought.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have to ask, what is a caressing station?

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

+1 caressing stations

12 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE A SOVIET PARTY CAUSE A SOVIET PARTY IS ONLY PARTY ALLOWED!

12 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

Ain't no party like a Nazi party, but they won't invite people like Jew.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

He supports caressing corners, what more do we really need?

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Am I the only one annoyed at the use of "Stuco" instead of "Student Council"? Also, the other candidates posters are so bad it hurts.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Annoyed is a bit strong however I was reading it as "stucco" initially and couldn't figure out why everyone wanted to be glorified cement.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same here lol. Would have been funny if instead of a high school this was at an architectural college ;)

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Soviet Bear is comrade. I will vote Soviet Bear.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

i hope you win soviet bear, i'm your number one fans <3

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't think I like Sov...ALL HAIL SOVIET BEAR

12 years ago | Likes 114 Dislikes 12

Look, Soviet Bear is cool and all, but he's not Hypno.. ALL HAIL SOVIET BEAR! ᵈᵃᵐᵐᶦᵗ

12 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 2

i wonder what'll happen if soviet bear actually wins, what will the teacher's reaction be?

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

"well fuck me, soviet bear is our new leader!"

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

:') i've never been so happy.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Looks like Emily, Kelly, Kellista, Kelsea, and Tara have joined forces against Soviet Bear. So it begins.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I feel like the kids at your school don't appreciate this as much as we do, I just want you to know that this is amazing, comrade.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

much bear so soviet

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Careful or you could start a class war... "Eviscerate the proletariat" -- Emily and Kelsea for STUCO.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

caressing stations?

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 6

I was afraid to ask.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*kissing noises*

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The time is now comrades! All must show loyalty to Soviet Bear.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

I want to know what font he is using.

12 years ago | Likes 407 Dislikes 2

Step 1: Save image and crop to only the text sheet. Step 2: upload the image to whatfontis.com. Step 3: PROFIT

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

IN SOVIET RUSSIA FONT RESIZES YOU!

12 years ago | Likes 123 Dislikes 4

It looks like Nyet to me.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You mean нет.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

HE IS USING GREAT SOVIET FONT, USED BY GREAT SOVIET LEADER STALIN, IN THE GREAT WAR

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

It's called Russian bear on unicycle

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

It's called Moscow I think. I've seen it before.

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

Your inner graphic designer is coming out

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

its called " Enemy at the gates"

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sounds like you are taking your school by force. Perfect.

12 years ago | Likes 1413 Dislikes 3

Finally everything is coming together, rejoice comrade communism shall soon see the days of glory once again!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What force? These are not army posted outside school grounds, they are just doing training. Vote soviet bear, comrade!

12 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 0

Hope it works I put signs above all the water fountains that said "Free Drinks on me" ....I lost

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

http://imgur.com/cCCQ3oq

12 years ago | Likes 149 Dislikes 0

I need this in high res

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Absolutely beautiful.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wasn't on imgur for like 6 hours... What did I miss???

12 years ago | Likes 196 Dislikes 3

Everything.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Soviet Bear is running for student Council.

12 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

I'm still lost about this Soviet Bear business, but at least now I know what "STUCO" means!

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A lot of originality by Soviet Bear. This guy rocks.

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Vote Soviet Bear for Stuco

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Something beautiful ;)

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Another circlejerk, nothing serious.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

free tacos

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Taco Tuesday?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

aww man

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like the sound of 'caressing station'. Where do I sign up?

12 years ago | Likes 882 Dislikes 6

NoOOO! Upvoted when the counter said 666. I broke the symmetry :c

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think I horribly misinterpreted the situation these posters were put up in

12 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

You don't know if they even conceived yet.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But for real. Wtf is a "Caressing Station?"

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

At my house. There's also Wi-Fi. Everybody form a line.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

12 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 1

Creepy, yet accurate...

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks for the nightmare I'll have tonight.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh god, and I just woke up too.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just show up to your moms house

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

You just have to try out several times before finally making the cut

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You can sign up in the back of my van... :)

12 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 2

Is.. Is there candy in the van?

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

why would there not be?

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Yay! Free candy!

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

At the sex offender registry. 'Cause highschool.

12 years ago | Likes 194 Dislikes 0

There are caressing stations in high schools theses days? Now that's progress!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You know what I like about high schoolers, as I get older, they stay the saaame aaage.

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

It'd be a lot cooler if you did

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I didn't even make the connection that this could be a school, figured uni because 'vote posters'... T_T

12 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 1

Huh. It might be a college, I just figured it was a highschool because of all the cinder block walls.

12 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

They say "stuco." It's most likely high school.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I have no idea what "stuco" is but ffffffffffff

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

At the risk it is, now I just want to delete my comment, but with yours up top it'll probably look even worse if I do :( pls be university

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Eh, harmless mistake leading to a funny joke. Cultural differences and all that.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Stuco", the themes of the other posters... oh yeah, that's a high school.

12 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

If I had to guess based on google, http://www.cmu.edu/stuco/

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Never come across the term "stuco" before

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0