Pick a lane, dumbass!

I'm utterly sick of the various types of fuckwits I see on the road, practically every day. Tonight I witnessed some moron in front of me turning into a train station car park. It was a quiet road, and always is, and it's a regular 90-degree corner on a 30mph road, and this twatmonger in a Vauxhall Corsa (small car, not a brick) swung right out into the oncoming lane (two cars on it, both of which had to brake) just to turn the corner. They weren't even going fast, so it's not as though they had to get a little more of a swing going on. Worst part was, there was a guy with two kids (maybe 6 and 8) walking on the other side of the road towards traffic (like you're supposed to when there's no pavement) and if those two oncoming cars had swerved to avoid twatface, they'd likely have killed one or more of the pedestrians.

I wish people would learn to drive PROPERLY, and continue to do so, rather than just learn to drive and end up doing whatever the fuck they want.

Also hate:

1. Folk who don't indicate at roundabouts
2. Folk who don't even fucking LOOK when they get to a roundabout and keep driving
3. Folk who pull out in front of you from a junction, even though there's nothing behind you, and go slow as arse
4. The folk in a pale blue metallic Hyundai who drove at 25mph on a 60mph road for 47 fucking minutes when there's nowhere safe to overtake, causing a huge tailback
5. Egg white
6. Folk who don't register the fact that you flashing your lights a dozen times when they're sitting at a junction and you come to a stop means you're letting them out, and who then laugh as they casually pull out... and stall the car (happens far too often)
7. How they've made Irn Bru taste shite over the past twenty years

Cat tacks