My wife's a witch!

Nov 1, 2021 7:19 AM

eponra

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We had the idea to take a ladder with us into the woods, took a photo, and went back.
And after we were home, i remembered i could have just shot 2 photos with a tripod, and overlayed them... well...
So this is the result. She edited it by herself, had to use the wipetool a lot. And so that the blurry parts where the ladder was are not as pronounced, she blurred the whole picture a tad, and the edges a tad more.

Broom built by me (its a stick with black isotape, some figs, hempen rope), and to make her a witch we just had to add the hat and a wig (lol). \o/

Happy (late) Halloween!

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Thank you all for 666 points !!!

My wife said thats all she needs for world domin... erm... no wait... wrong script...
Here it is:
Again, we thank you all, also for all the kind words, the few words that were bonkable, and wish you all a very happy week !!! \o/

Bonus Bunny: http://imgur.com/gallery/RWxys4U

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We all wanna do your wife.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I too choose op's wife

4 years ago | Likes 102 Dislikes 6

I choose this guy's wife!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Uncool of you to take a picture of my girlfriend and her car.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’M NOT A WITCH, I’M YA WIFE

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I'm not sure I want to even be that anymore!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She turned me into a newt!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So she basically wiped under her own ass?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Im gonna dress as a broom next halloween, and look out for witches

4 years ago | Likes 184 Dislikes 1

Step1. Find witches. Step2. "Anyone needs a ride?" Step3.? Step4. Profits

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Got wood?

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Missing a bunneh as the familiar of the witch

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nice work on the broom op, hope you two had a great halloween

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Thanks, we did had a great halloween! Hope you had one too!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's a self bonk

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Cute wife. She single?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Beautiful

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And she's not half bad at photoshop too

4 years ago | Likes 92 Dislikes 1

She whole bad at it or nah?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She says "Thanks!" :-)

4 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Bewitching! Clever work.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah? Well, mine`s a bitch!... Just kidding I don`t have a wife.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looks like a dominawitch

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Higher resolution. :) https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/898857453393936395/904680197062819840/5w5Ikmb-4x_BSRGAN.png

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thank you! I dont know how much that helps, as the picture is a blurry mess, but its now at least a higher resolution blurry mess! ;)

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Haha. :D You are welcome. I just do these things for fun. :)

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She turned me into a newt

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

She turned me into an oldt.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A NEWT?!?

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I got better

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wife her

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

I'm going to be honest the blurred edges actually make it seem more surreal in a really good way.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was going to ask where you go the old Olan Mills backdrop

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Great picture. Magical result.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Have you heard the joke about why witches don't wear any underwear ?

4 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 1

is that a suctionjoke?

4 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

Yup

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Better grip

4 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

/r/lipsthatgrip

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does that check out though? Like is a bare vagina more friction than cotton underwear? Even a dry one?

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I think it’d probably be marginally better for grip and heavily worse in every other way

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

4 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 2

Untrue. It was propaganda against women and female sexuality by insecure, murdering men.

4 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Your comment is very true in the Victorian world and after, but the OP comment is an accurate depiction of medieval "witches."

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Based upon whose account? The men that tortured them and then burned them to death.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I also choose this guys wife

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

BURN THE WITCH

4 years ago | Likes 194 Dislikes 3

I'd largely rather let her light my fire instead of burning her...

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

No need to, she's already hot. + she's talented & she owns a flying broom! Imagine if she has a 2 seater how cheap it'd be to go on vacation

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I cant do that! She cooks really good, and with all the good stuff! Potatoes, onions, eggs, small kids who were not very fast, and so on!

4 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 0

BONE THE WITCH

4 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

She's hot enough as she is.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She turned me into a newt!

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

.... it got better

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Your post reminded me of René Clair's "I Married a Witch" movie (1942), featuring Susan Hayward and Veronica Lake. Best wishes from Paris.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Best witches.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I said wiiiiiiitch

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You said that? You said witch?

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I said ʷᶦᶦᶦᶦᶦᶦᶦᵗᶜʰ

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lucky you...

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Luck was also a big part of this engagement... and thank you!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0