And screw getting my licence too

Jan 26, 2015 8:06 PM

JadisAnn

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And screw getting my licence too

In my defence, I've been in 3 crashes, been run over 4 times, been a first responder at 2 fatal accidents. Since I started estrogen patches I've had panic attacks over stuff I'm not even mildly phobic of, so yeah ... cars.

I keep it mostly under control, but if the driver is nervous or lacks confidence, I pick that up and you should probably make me walk home and avoid me freaking out and causing an accident.

I would add in some suckup about imgur being my family and trusting everyone with this secret, but the truth is I'm basically anonymous here unless I piss someone off enough to actually find me and I dont rate the odds of that too highly.

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How old are you? and have you tried to talk to a professional about this?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Plenty of people have jobs without a car...I'm with everyone else, how the fuck have you been hit so much? do u play in traffic or somthing?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Been in THREE crashes and been run over FOUR times??? https://img.4plebs.org/boards/pol/image/1399/14/1399142323512.gif

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Either you are just a major BLB or you have the dexterity of a deer.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

How about a visit to your doctor to check up on those estrogen patches... Side effects?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What one earth did you do to cause being ran over 4 times?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It does limit your choices, but there are cities where you don't need a car.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm 49, lived in NYC all my life and never learned how to drive. You definitely don't need a car here.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You know public transportation is a thing, right OP?

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

In some areas, there are plenty where there is little to none.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

this wouldn't of happened if your parents gave you a penis and some balls

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*have

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0