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May 4, 2017 8:18 PM
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MarvelousShiggyDiggy
I used to sleep with my exs youtube channel playing his videos on repeat to get his views up.
mostlydrawing
I have stolen my (now) wife's car to fill it up with gas while she slept.
horkuspronkus
If it was actually possible for me ever to have a girlfriend, she could interupt my steam games as much as she wanted to
horkuspronkus
*Interrupt goddamnit
BunterTheMage
Eats your heart, because the best way to a man's heart is food.
heresmyboomstick
Cuts your dick off, to keep it safe
Noobmode
Shes totally chilling in Beth Marie's in denton in that pic. I always forget shes from Texas.
Imgonnatipyouwell
Holy shit that IS Beth Marie's. Good eye, I've been there a hundred times and wouldn't have caught that.
bloxcox
Im from texas chill here
DrMichaelMcQueeferton
logs onto your university account and withdraws from all your classes, so you can focus on 'that book' you've talked about writing.
JadedWombat
All of my "THIS."
SirDistic
Steals all the money out of your account so you won't waste it.
tryhardtechy1169
why wake me up first instead of letting the blowjob wake me up?
Kontractor
That's what I always said. Why wake me first? Just so I know whose blowing me?
DrBonerman
The wake is important. I'm sleeping very deep and punched my wife once she gave me a wake up flute concert…
notFBIcamsnoop
Gives you a donkey punch, when you have insomnia.
UzY3L
"checks your internet history" . What kind of fucking casual doesn't use Private / Incognito Mode?
JackalopeElope
The types off shit i find to post here are kinda fucked. https://68.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcwiuhjN0t1rijr1bo1_400.gif
SL3ID3R
SexualConsent
RelartOfGivia
#2 She better grow a dick then
GuajiroGunpla
Steals the covers....so you won't wake up sweaty.
MyOwnUsername
Im in LOOOVE!!! - that icecream looks so delicious <3
StevenQUrkel
Same.
JessicaFappit
That's Beth Marie's in Denton Texas
teknochode
Feeds you sugar, so you get diabeetus, then lose your feet. So that you can't run away and she can take care of you
JoshChacin
that's okay with me. Cause I could see myself being dumb enough to make the incorrect decision to walk away from that.
Technocratic
This is gold
ArchQuantum
Steals your phone so she can buy you a better one as a gift.
Tylvian
still kinda a dick move.
DoorbyTheHouseShelf
Stabs an artery...to get out a blood clot.
equinsoiocha
Baha
TwoBitFortuneTeller
A for effort, I guess there wasn't enough time to get a degree and learn you're supposed to stab in a surgery room for that +15 medic buff
equinsoiocha
?
TwoBitFortuneTeller
I dunno. It's one of the most unfunny off-the-cuff jokes I've made recently
equinsoiocha
It is all good. I don't get +15 medic reference. Is it a game reference?!?
TwoBitFortuneTeller
I guess it's a loose reference to d20 games in general? Like I said, it's unclear and dumb.
coolguy4206969
You'll be missing that clot once all your blood starts leaving your body.
Nuttsy
That's what the Esmarch is for!
coolguy4206969
I just Google that and it seems like that's designed to remove blood from a limb entirely, which would be bad if that limb was your head.
Nuttsy
lcplspanky
Technically, it would stop the bleeding and the pain, so it'd still be functioning as intended
pookieeatworld
I don't think it's "intended" to cause brain damage or death...
Revelumin
Keeps your nail clippings... so you can be cloned should you need new organs.
BenSnow97
Wait, that shit has DNA in it?
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BenSnow97
fuck
Paulysium
yes. yes it does.
BrianWilsonsBed
Packs on weight to boost your self esteem
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
that's... not how it works.
Tylvian
thats not not how it works though.
swagb98623
that's not how it works at all
ifounditunderthere
Flyndaran
Yeah, a movie where rape is a joke because it's a woman on man. No thanks.
EnvelopeOfDoom9000
As opposed to A Perfect Day...
Flyndaran
Don't know that movie. But if it involves rape played off as a joke, then also not my taste.
EnvelopeOfDoom9000
Not so much "rape is funny haha", it was about the experience of aid workers in wartime Bosnia, and how the blackest humour is often used by
EnvelopeOfDoom9000
such people as a coping mechanism and survival skill - also often used by victims of war and other calamities themselves.
lolthisismyusername
Oh I'm fine with her finding me.
modsm20
Omg hahaha totally forgot she was the original OAG
MusicIsJustWigglyAir
Original misunderstood girlfriend
Prunebane
The acronym is perfect, OMG!
rpgnoscope
I know this is petty but I can't stand gifs that don't sync with the words on it.
brosik4446
I would be perfectly fine with her finding me just sayin
ifounditunderthere
Oh, I'd call it a fair trade...
nimrodd000
No matter how hot she is, someone somewhere is sick of her shit.
imnotwearingaponcho
True
ActuallyBaffled
Careful what you wish for.
ShitPissFartWoods
What movie?
Baere713
Wedding Crashers
packardcaribien
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pookieeatworld
Backdoor Sluts 9
HalTheMisinterpretivePornStar
BACKDOOR SLUTS NINE??
PleaseNotTheFace
Yup. They made another one. Its not the original cast, and the production values are low, but the story is still good.
WastingEvenMoreTime
It makes Crotch Capers 3 look like Naughty Nurses 2!
raknor88
I feel like I should know her name. What's her name?
ifounditunderthere
Isla Fisher was the original stage 5 clinger
DisUsernameAmsDildos
And she's banging Borat.
grapefruittroop
Stage 5 VIRGIN clinger
pookieeatworld
Except she wasn't a virgin...
Cartoones
Has sex with your dad... To get closer to your family
hashtagKKas
http://imgur.com/VECFzmV
GratuaCuun
Has his kid - so you can have the brother you always wanted
whyWontKeiraKnightleyReturnMyPhoneCalls
Has sex with your mom as a kind of holy pilgrimmage to visit the fount from whence you sprung
AlexDuos
These comments are gold
nostradumasss
I am going through and upvoting every one
80sweekends
metalfoto
Exactly
Ihave2boobs
Checks your phone....to make sure you're connected to the Wi-Fi
HeyCasButt
This one is actually pretty good
PossiblyYourMother
Ahh thanks bro!
CoolioStallone
Lol same
Ihave2boobs
I know what the boys really want!
thefluh1n1
Kills your ex so you dont have a ex
atamprin
That's some Ann Boleyn level stuff
BigDumbGinger
My kinda girl!
Strostkovy
Jokes on her, the stuff in my history isn't humanly possible.
brandopolaf
oh she will
TGWolf
I'm not a humanly tho, I'm a wolfanly XD
Strostkovy
I mean, you can try, but you don't even have thumbs
TheNastyNate
..you haven't found the right one then..
Strostkovy
You aren't wrong
SatoriEnlightenment
I need to know what isn't humanly possible please.
SatoriEnlightenment
I need to know what isn't humanly possible please.
SexualConsent
Furries? Just a wild guess
Strostkovy
Vore, for one.
Justrememberdontblink
If a horse can do it....
Nuttsy
That's when she starts practicing occult rituals.
misterbunkalup
Blows your friends.....to practice for you.
Ssssssssssss
Hey! You didn't use the meme picture.
ThatGuyWhoIsSkepticalOfEverything
ThisIsGerbilReportingLiveFromRichardGeresAss
http://imgur.com/CSy65T6
gerbi7
I'm not sure how I feel about your username...
GesticulatingTesticle
Phoelix
What's sad is that there are girls who do this kind of thing.
Iknowphotoshop
It's the thought that counts.
ThatswhatIwasthinking
That's what I was thinking
valen00
Most of my friends are girls. This works for me.
AntonioStark
Wait.
TimberWilly
mentalcaries
Yeld69
This should defo be top comment.
H3X0
I only do open relationships, so I see no downside to this.
Courier666
don't worry, he knows
Jmankjp
Meh, I'm okay with it as long as we discuss it first
smoothoprater
Blows the entire Dallas Cowboys team
DoomSkuller
I wouldn't complain.
rhilterbrant
I don't see the problem here.
OfficialJoeBiden
Haha jokes on you, I have no friends!
FranticCosmonaut
Then who Tf was she blowing
Jammiepak
Jokes on you she blew strangers then....
SomeTimesIUseImgurOkMostTheTimeIUseImgur
My friends said my gf was fake but jokes on them because so are they!
sckrlfe
Jokes on you, im your new friend.
TheStraight
Well I'm your friend now.
SomeCrazyNerd
You always have Barack.
Howdidjadewdat
nineteen85
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neutrik
Hold it right there! I'm confiscating that gif.
Flaafen
I saw this gif on my computer. Went on the app and finally found the post, just to save it on my phone. No trouble went into this, I swear.
labmonkey4life
I've done this several times. They should really let you favorite gifs on your computer
SpaceFlounder
Nice
ZJbrandon
awesome! wait...
HerrGeist
Yeah! Seriously. Blow my enemies! It's practice and they might chill the fuck out about me.
Monkeyfighter
I read an erotic fiction about this exact scenario. Ended up having the guy get cuckolded, though...
ifounditunderthere
Wtf?
HerrGeist
It's in The Art Of War. Look it up. :)
ifounditunderthere
Just send a link of your weird cuckold
Laylah77
Coming to blows
Buckbeak1486
Cumming to blows! Cumming to blows...! Christ...!
forgotmyoldusernameclassic
Just in case you are able to convince a woman of this one day, consider me your arch-nemesis.
DoomSkuller
HerrGeist
Fuck you, budday!
forgotmyoldusernameclassic
I'm not your budday, guy!
Assklowne
That's kind of the idea isn't it?
Showhermyoface
#2 - but how would she know which one should be the midget, and which one should be the clown?
pennyeater
Half the fun is finding that out
CorneliusCornwall
Its a guessing game.
0void00
Where are we going to get the tentacles?
JoshVita
Japan.
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alsoAzrael
We could just tape a couple cats together.
shinobikick
Lick your butt hole, so you don't have to wipe.
Okusar
That is the most romantic thing I've ever heard.
wackywoohoopizzaman
NoWisdomWithoutRegret
Fucking Ew!
DoomSkuller
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
started out nice.
IOnlyFavouriteBunniesAndRats
Yeah, I'm thinking I'll just leave my username here...
DarthTasty
Noice, gold right here ya'll
paororosan
Tylvian
do you have this bookmarked? How too can I pull this at my convience?
Paulysium
constantly refavorite it
paororosan
I actually have it bookmarked haha I have a reaction image folder for bookmarks
CjonPolanco
Click on it, click the second button, then download image
Tylvian
i have images downloaded, not sure how to post them i suppose.
TheOtherOneWithTheHair
This entire site is predicated on making image sharing so incredibly easy as to be idiot-proof... sort yourself out mate.
JJ2078
Poor Lana... she is actually an amazing woman irl. Any man would be ridiculously lucky to be with her.
eazolan
It's a shame all her previous boyfriends died in mysterious self inflicted chainsaw accidents.
BlackCherryAardvark
Not all of them. One guy fell on a screwdriver 17 times.
Hooooooo
Overly-attached internet commenter.
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
met her once, can confirm. i'm envious.
avastmehearty
I enjoy her videos, her comic sense has developed over time
imgonnawreckitagain
leave brittany alone!
JoshChacin
well part of the reason the meme is so popular is because many of the viewsers are masochristic.They kinda want a crazy but cute girlfrien
JJ2078
Can confirm. OAG persona is still kinda hot.
JoshChacin
I think men are just used to being pushed around in ways that society doesn't call out on, and the fact that OAG does it overly is breath
JoshChacin
a breath of fresh air.
nostradumasss
Masochristic: deriving sexual gratification from religion
SpaceGhostCoastToCoast
Shoots your dog... So you don't have to deal with the emotional trama of putting down Sparky.
S33KER
Wicked.
kenmras
what do you call a dog/cat with steel balls and no back legs?
4IMean5IMeanFIRE
Are you going to give us the punchline? Or is the punchline sparky?
AnthonyBlumpkins
I think he's waiting for someone to reply: "I don't know, what?"
BowtieAskew
No he's asking. Somebody tell him.
kenmras
SPARKY!