Why I won't see the opening ceremony 

Aug 5, 2016 6:06 AM

donegal

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Why I won't see the opening ceremony 

rio_2016

Just FYI, Samba is schedule to make an appearance only in the very end of the ceremony.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

As a Minnesotan watching the opening ceremony, I can say this gif accurately represents my life

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It bugs me how they animated them cross-eyed.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know, right? SFTP all the way.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is surprisingly close to a perfectly loop, despite that it wasn't made for it

10 years ago | Likes 102 Dislikes 0

Samba always creeps me out when the little kids come out dressed like the adults

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same. Also soca. Same beat over and over ad nauseum

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Write some, then.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does it pass Maddoxes Reggae test?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love those cute Mc Caw’s

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Married to a Brazilian. And yes, I agree.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love that movie

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

A guy needs a name.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Rio (yes, that's the name)

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I hate Samba. Also the loop on this gif is on point.

10 years ago | Likes 362 Dislikes 5

Yeah it really threw me for a loop

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Samba with tits and ass is different though....

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

samba is not here yet

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

v

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

well now there was

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rio... Good animation, awful movie....

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 5

With you there. Huge letdown. At least partially bc way too much human-y stuff.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I loved.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

We all love..... maybe.... ok nvm

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It. I fucked up again.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

As a Brazilian: The watered down samba you hear during carnaval and such events is far from being the real deal. ;)

10 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 10

I prefer to "Blame it on the Rhythm of the Samba" https://youtu.be/_TD645Q6mAA

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

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10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

how many is a brazillian?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I found Bush!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

An example of real samba: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6aGiG2EUDBU

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The gringos believed in that fake samba and carnaval at the end? I was expecting at least the real drum team.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Carnaval Samba is the biggest scam Brazil ever pulled on the world. And it happens every year.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Was not created in Brazil. Mind blowing now.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0