Florida Man's Work Van

"Well, Sally, when a van and a fishing boat like each other very much..."

Sometimes, Florida man's got to dig a hole, for reasons. Also, Godzilla says hey.

Spoiler on top, for extra down force in the turns...

Emergency firewood... Florida man does need to destroy some evidence now and then. And, who doesn't need a comfy drinking chair, a quiet spot for reading philosophy, or doing your own dental work?