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me irl
teslavsedison
Barranomaly
repost sorry m9
CarbonDioxideBubbles
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hunterbear25
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SharkShanker
I must be getting older, cause those jokes are fuckin hilarious
ZombieZooZombieZoo
I admit, I laughed harder at the pees one than one should.
ChloePrice
kdawson
It's our job.
prattleassassin
+1 for awareness
whatsnottakenagain
My dad's joke: what do you call a cow with no legs......GROUND BEEF!
Yodaloid
Is it bad I laughed?
VasOrtGrav
I did too! But then again I'm a dad so what do I know?
oddganic
Woa. How far did I browse? I need to sleep.
Calamitosity
SHUT UP HOLLY, YOU FUCKING SANDWICH
KingMemberBerry
Holly shit, a talking sandwich
youareprobablyanidiot
mywifesfriendsarecrazy
https://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m74ofoHLky1r3z1j3o1_250.gif
ChocolateBearVanillaBear
Folder[Funny]
lurketylurklurk
TIL I'm a Dad...I'm a female
Hatefurnace
That first kid was talking to a ghost. That's a pretty great dad.
gandalfv314159
my best dad joke combo was when my mom was talking about (generally) being in denial and I said "just go to Africa for that" but the (1/2)
Hobohead
Nile had turned into blood again (2/2)
falalaa
My dad follows me around while he farts and states "Hannah, I am your farter"
DoctorJungyBrongen
Without dads, we wouldn't even be here.
LorenzoRegazzoni
Isaac looks amused
luv2toot
Well if you little shits knew how devastating it is to be a dad you'd understand that bad jokes are all we have left
TareqEmad
Upvote if u hate dad jokes
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
I can't wait to show my dad these when he get's back from the corner store after 23 years.
AlanRowley
Which letters do you think are missing between 'get' and 's'?
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
Deez
moongoon2
Seen it
xXPawnStarrXx
SEENT IT
Dunes8
"With a donation of 25 cents a day..."
nuplsstahp
keanukin
Oh.
Meetnik
Im not jerking off right now
EvanJames
and vice versa
FredTwo
You'd think this would be obvious
WoolyBullyDoesNotRhymeWithSully
we had chili one night and the wife had to leave. She came back and said she was going to make a bowl. Elder daughter says (1/2)
RastaPal
WHAT? WHAT DOES THE DAUGHTER SAYS?
WoolyBullyDoesNotRhymeWithSully
You'll have to warm it up. Wifey asks why. The response: Cause it's chilly.
KlatnYelox
Go away with your Daughter Jokes. This is a Dad Jokes thread.
Captainplanetmotherfucker
And I thought I'd seen some shit.
Jongur
Hi hungry I'm dead...what the fuck is he ghost dad?
only90skidswillgetthis
I was also confused and wondering if it was some North Korean joke.
JupiterJedi
It's all fun and games until you find out you're adopted or a sandwich
VisaliaJim
It can't be, Ghost Dad is too busy drugging and raping bitches.
DiddleDucc
Caption fail strikes again
Dreamare
No, you see on the right, the CC that OP is using is only based off of voice recognition from the video, which is shaky. He means dad.
irritabletom
Yeah, that one made me think that this post was going to go in a really dark direction.
scottjaeger
...do you really want the answer to that?
Jongur
Yes...yes I do.
scottjaeger
He's dead inside after realizing parenthood really wasn't worth it.
DrStoeckchen
TimeFoDat
I laughed so hard it made my butt tickle.
Sadlaklads
Ten tickles?
TheAmericanMacho
No, forty cakes.
mrpresident76
Boy, it doesn't take much to give you a good time, does it?