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jaggcomputing5
Wicked cut..
TerenceBroxterman911
I guess he “dropped the tea”
Aranon1183
Soccer is one of the dullest things I've ever watched.
EricPisch
It’s a very dull sport, golf and 5 day test cricket are even duller, the dullest game of all time is baseball, apparently that goes on all day …
RCMY
Baseball got better with the pitch clock, but really is still a very boring game.
morningxafter
kevbot5000
https://imgur.com/XFqHtXE
aShogunNamedMarcus
DISRESPECT THE CONSTABULARY
quintushoratius
What about the war of 1812, when the British burned the White House to the ground?
Marsupialmessiah
O think that was the canadians? And the white house is in washington DC between virginia and maryland by the Potomac.... its a long drive in a car, cant imagine on a horse.
broadwaynut9
The White House is not in Massachusetts.
thanatos777
Ghana is always a sleeper, usually a really solid team. I think they've knocked the US out of the World Cup twice.
lifeisadadjoke
Actually, the English did very well in MA back in the day. You see...there weren't any Americans back then. It was just Brit fighting Brit, with more family infighting than in the Civil War. It's just that the Explorer Brits with a LOT of help from the French were able to defeat the Stay-at-home Brits.
QuartzPoker
Counterpoint: The English were describing British colonists in North America as strange, different, and 'Americans' as early as the 1680s, and by the 1730s the American cultural identity was as firmly established as the Irish, Scottish, or English identities were
lifeisadadjoke
The Salem Witch Trials would support that notion. The US has always been xenophobic, creating enemies when there are no enemies readily available.
QuartzPoker
I don't think that supports my previous statement re: Americans forming a distinct culture early on, because witch trials were one thing the American colonists and the European nations had in common throughout the 1600s.
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George almost lost New York to these tee drinking, cricket playing shitheads, pardon my french but they helped a lot.
Bladedrummer
The other half was pretty much brits too though... with French help. So technically the brits kinda lost to themselves.
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They wouldn't call themself that even if most of them served some time in English prisons.
ThaneofGlamis
“A lot…” man they basically handed us the win.
getadogupya
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We usually just say fuck you but in face of royalty we call it french, like the Russians do all the time.
DongleDingler
George did lose to George
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But it took England thee Georges to get there.
MrStealYourGiF
Franklin: We could have a George-off, winner gets to name a state. Adams: That's the dumbest idea ever.
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But it is not English! - The height of their arguments at the time.
ActionJohnnie
Jefferson: whatever I got to get home and fuck my slaves.
JAPONfan
To be honest. After donnie said he want to give winning team throphy by himself everyone is rooting for Iran or african team to win the cup.
distis785
This is the reason why Finland did not even try to get to games. /s
Blze001
Iran’s team winning and him having to present them the trophy would be hilarious…
blacksheep214
Wait a sec, Donald 'Sticky Fingers' Trump? Hasn't he already pocketed a FIFA World Cup medal and kept the Club World Cup in the oval office? Now they are going to trust him to touch the Trophy?
Mortbise
He'll just hand it to isreal...
BarryTheCyborg
As an American, I agree, but I do want to see the US team make it to the semis and fail to get a medal
FuManLu
OMG, if he had to give the trophy to Iran.... I would laugh so fucking hard that you would hear it from your house.
grumpabeme
“He’s fat, with piles, he’s in the Epstine Files - Trump’s a cunt, Trump’s a cunt!”
MajorasTerribleFate
This feels very like the cadence of a certain Roy Kent chant.
grumpabeme
Yes, it does. I believe the England fans were chanting it during on of their matches.
grumpabeme
https://www.threads.com/@footyjokesofficial/post/DZuVSInjq5G/the-award-for-best-chant-of-the-world-cup-goes-to-the-england-fans/
oldguyexlurker
I'm rooting for the Aussies on that score. I'd like to see him humiliatingly chanted off the pitch. By the team AND the spectators. Honestly, if it came down to USA versus AUS, pretty sure the USA team would join in. I would.
Bossvoss
Yes! Bait him into doing a shoey! It may actually be enough to end him, he’s so old.
Freak0zoid
Aussie boys are on a bender. Donald Trump is a sex offender!
I'd happily shout that all the way from the EU. I might even watch the game then.
azgrak1
I’m hoping even if the Aussies don’t win they stick around for the final game. Their chants are epic calling trump a pedo.
mithiwithi
I'm amused by the irony of the post "rooting for the Aussies".
Forensickle
If they were going to root for us, they should at least understand why we all fall over laughing in Canada when we walk past "Roots Kids" the store
stayingalive4life
Don’t worry, FIFA would never let them hurt his little feelings (think how tiny his hands are to imagine how small his feelings are)…they’ll probably give him a replica trophy to console him.
ninjarnia
Actually, after the World Cup final has ended and it is time to present the trophy, FIFA doesn't care anymore because they've already extracted all the money they can from the scenario.
FoamingToad
Again.
NOINITIATIVE
how about Mexico? he's been talking shit about them for past 10 years
JAPONfan
Yeah, but he only vaguely threatened them with war. I mean it would be cool but I'm afraid the fucko would still say something like "half of the team can work on my lawn"
NOINITIATIVE
"only"? he called them murderers and rapist and then demanded they pay for his vanity project
JAPONfan
yeah, but he literally attacked Iran
NOINITIATIVE
granted, but he's literally putting Mexicans into concentration camps and then deporting them to other countries, also Mexico never vowed to destroy the U.S. or organized terrorist attacks on U.S. allies