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You didn't get stuck in a mailbox for three days like this midg-little person.
“I opened the mailbox and saw this little guy upside down. At first, I simply laughed, but then I realized he was almost dead and I called 911.”
https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/midget-stuck-3-days-in-mailbox-after-falling-in-while-mailing-letter/
squeakingpips
Compensation. Everything on the planet should be midget-proof.
mksu
They try way too hard.
YourMomJokes
"At first I laughed." that is beautiful. i would have done the same thing.
TormentedPenguin
Probably thought it was a prank skit.. then realized it wasn't
yanaimean
Everything is a potential settlement offer if you try hard enough.
Mxlespxles
Found the American
yanaimean
I wish it wasn't so litigious.
Mxlespxles
Me too. I remember being a kid and seeing the "McDonald's coffee" incident and realizing how stupidly litigious this country can be
Scottishcarrot
Yeah but that incident was because McDonald’s was serving 190 degree coffee, plus the woman didn’t want millions in settlement
Scottishcarrot
She only wanted $20k to cover medical expenses, the $2.9 million was what the jury felt McDonald’s should pay. She settled for only $600k