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A collection of memes that my best friend and I have shared between each other since forever. Metal, literary, cats and (literal) cheese.
Later edit: daaaaayum I never expected this to be the most polarizing meme of them all, still waiting for that Eric Draven cosplay
Cat tax
longleggedbeastie
Sorry, can't talk, stuck endlessly turning in the magic roundabout
NateintheNorth
#17 of course they didn't, they had their children before they died of skin cancer or whatever else. It's fine though, they died looking 90 at the ripe age of 45. Some of them died from eating the wrong mushroom too but you don't say "My ancestors didn't need a Field Guide to Edible Fungi" or maybe you do, if you're an idiot.
DustyBibbles
#32 I don't have long, flowing hair, a strong and square jaw line and I'm also not the son of someone famous. Oh, and I didn't that in high-school, but no one thought I was cool
meauho
You also didn't get shot by an "unloaded" gun (hopefully)
DecidedlyUglyFatFool
#13 I'd watch it.
CakeShapedPie
Im now very annoyed its not a thing
irrelevant18
#20 lacuna coil had a much bigger impact on me at that time than evanescence
Valkor
whhy
Milk? Date is flexible. Processed food? Lol date means nothing. Chicken? Date is gospel
Valkor
"hey, sniff this for me"
ImALagomorphSam
#6 “Bukowski was a jerk. Berryman was best. He wrote like wet papier-mâché and he went the Hemingway; weirdly on wings and with maximum pain. And we call upon the Author to explain.”
GreaseMonkeyOfLove
#32 Because we aren’t in high school in the late 90s-mid2000s anymore?
drcatwoman
I dunno, one of my mantras is "dress to make your high school self proud"
JohnnyLawlessEsq
Holy shit, I forgot about Lacuna Coil.
drcatwoman
Everyone did :(
dreikommavierzehn
They were live at the biggest metal festivals in Europe couple of times and still touring even in the US. Not at all forgotten <3
GrumpyOldMan55
Squidward Cullen.. I'm dying.
gemaeuer
#7 never liked the movie anyway, but this I hated with white hot intensity ... the implication that streamlining her looks somehow improves her
nonickname23
The people at The Telegraph clearly did not see an impending controversy. Maybe someone should have raised a hand.
TooSoonOldTooLateSmart
Explain? Asking for a friend.
nonickname23
Many people found the black logo, surrounded by white, encased in red was a little too similar to the Nazi flag. I see the correlation, but it just looks like shitty planning and lack of oversight - to me.
diabolist666
#43 Roses are red, this is The Shire. Potter, have you seen Jerry Maguire?
irrelevant18
#32 men, answer the question!
NotTinyPancakes
i communicate in song lyrics in the hope peopela roudn em get when im attention seeking...er feeling stuff
Totallyscrewedinaustin
#16 that last track is for the aftercare
RaptorCav
#20 first time I heard of Lacuna Coil was in Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines, and it was epic. They were robbed.
cronostrike
I saw them live last year with Apocalyptica, and once before about 15 years ago. They've actually only gotten better, show was awesome!
RandyRandalman
Holy fuckin shit I forgot about those guys, now I am off for a nostalgic music dive
dreikommavierzehn
Lacuna Coil did well enough and got their big spot in the metal scene. All the licensed Vtm:B tracks were bangers: Chiasm-Isolated, Ministry, Tiamat-Cain 🤘 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y33hGaEgW7U
4vie
That new logo *is* striking, recognisable and exceptionally indicative. And they're probably all aware what it looks like, and they want it so.
TheRealLouzander
#20 a mention of Lacuna Coil in the wild? Can it be? I saw them live, they were great!
DWolf
#12 -- synchronicity. Scrolled up on it just after the radio started the song. Should I play the lottery?
orangearcadi
#38 I thought the black album was one of their better putings?
tonyiscariot
I liked and still like the black album, but it was the start of their slide toward more standard metal/rock/commercial music rather than like, uh... speed metal? I guess? (I'm not the best metal fan/historian) But it wasn't Load, which was an ENTIRELY different sound that a lot of fans hated. My favs are still Ride the Lightning and Master of Puppets.
GabaranRickshaw
AJFA, still my favorite. Even if its just 3 of them playing! .... sad noises
dreikommavierzehn
Better than what came later? Definitely
Superstzday
#2, i said dark, not nerdy.
drcatwoman
Why not both?
Morthera
Malefic is nerdy?
Superstzday
scott conner is the biggest fucking nerd.
mondeca
All I have is white and nerdy.
FacelessAce
They see me roll on...
stauffalopagus
jenw
#49 I lost it at "they were all fax, no printer"
euphoricopportunity
I didn't even bother with UD on this. I don't need to know.
januarylover
No joke but my millennial ass would love to read more of it, language is hilarious
wabitgirl
It's somewhere between extremely entertaining and highly triggering for me, but I think that's largely because I've had to work with a lot of Gen Z kids, and some of them are straight up incapable of speaking in any fashion other than this. I'm all for using your slang and lingo, but learn to speak relatively formal english as well, if only so you can communicate with people from other generations more easily.
kjtodd11
Cap
wabitgirl
sheeeeesh boss, that's no cap
kjtodd11
Damn you’ve found me out I’m old
jenw
Real
wabitgirl
bet
mikeatike
#3 Oppenheimer, obviously.
somnif
One for 'They Cloned Tyrone', please.
Illumian85
#11 is it because it's vaguely nazi-ish or is there something else?
geeelicious
https://www.thejc.com/news/news/people-can't-decide-if-the-telegraph's-twitter-logo-looks-like-the-nazi-flag-76iHLyim22thMcP1FJm29T
pip1
That or the eye of Sauron
labyrinthconvention
yeah i'm not sure. I see the nazi ish aspect, and it's also illegible.
Sauroctonus
The typeface is a similar style to Fraktur, which non-Germans might mistakenly associate with the Nazis.
dreikommavierzehn
To German eyes that font on such a background is extremely suspicious. There's no doubt in my mind this was intentional
labyrinthconvention
there's no mistake here. Germans see what they're doing just like everyone else.
labyrinthconvention
found it... https://www.instagram.com/p/Ct2F1yYo6ht/
januarylover
I wouldn't say vaguely...
mikeatike
Not really "vaguely"
labyrinthconvention
well they don't explicitly say, but yeah seems to be nazi-ish. also, the Daily Telegraph is one of the right wing outrage publications that would definitely want to fan white fascism. so probably not an oversight.
Kbantar
Actually effective design then to feel Nazi-ish for Nazis, but not technically Nazi, so they can bullshit critics.
mulefa
While it certainly has a right-of-centre perspective, historically The Telegraph helped recruit for Bletchley Park and was the first paper in the UK to report the start of WWII.
mcprole
Weren't most of the allied nations right wing conservative governments? Labor movements were the enemy of the ruling business class. And hitler was a threat to both groups in thise nations. Forceing uneasy internal alliances within british and france.
labyrinthconvention
That was 90 years ago and counting. I think we'll have to judge by its content today, not a century ago
meauho
Abraham Lincoln was Republican. That doesn't mean that the Republican Party hasn't openly welcomed people waving Nazi flags at their rallies, taken speaking engagements at events where there was a Nazi flag on stage, or literally had a swastika for a stage.
cybergeek
Yeah, and historically the Republicans were the party of slave-freeing Lincoln. Things change over time.
richardstinks
Roses are red; This is the Shire; Harry Potter memes; Are like chewing on wire.
TheFakeCraigFerguson
As a trans person, I hate HP, and I hate that JK took it from me (though the later learned about antisemitism is even worse imo) however, what I wish the most is that I could stop caring about the people who still celebrate it. Most of them aren't doing it out of spite. We grew up with it, it was magic for us. My feels are hurt though and I want everyone's feels to be hurt, which is wasting my time and energy.
richardstinks
All the fans I know are for Potter and against Rowling. I think that's okay. The art has taken on a life that the author cannot control at this point. JK ca
MisspentYouth333
Ditto to all of it
Imsomewhatofaboobmyself85
You done fuc* up, Harry Potter.
euphoricopportunity
Good. I started with: roses are red, this is a hole - and got stuck
a2s2020
Roses are red; This is a Hobbit hole; Harry Potter memes; have got no soul
osglith
Roses are Red, this is the Bag End, Harry I miss Richard Harris my friend.
drcatwoman
Love this!!!!
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
#7 she didn't care for it one bit https://pagesix.com/2022/01/27/ally-sheedy-didnt-love-breakfast-club-characters-makeover/
TooSoonOldTooLateSmart
She looks as though she was forced through a Christian programming camp.
DeadyBearr
Okay but she literally used her dandruff for her drawing... So maybe a little makeover was needed...
DecidedlyUglyFatFool
#27 Anne Rice > Stephanie Meyer. Kind of didn't like The Vampire Chronicles after the third book though.
GabaranRickshaw
If only they had made another movie based on her books. I loved Interview. Its just a shame they NEVER made another movie based on that series. Not ONE! such a crime!
TheDreadPirateBoberts
i have a present for you https://www.imdb.com/title/tt14921986/ (it is canon gay)
DecidedlyUglyFatFool
elten
#32 live rounds that were supposed to be blank ?
majorminers
Aww man. I said "a mislabeled bullet", but you got here first.
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abhorance
It was a blank, but there was a piece of another round stuck in the barrel, the blank shot that out and not killed him.