OhMyYoureSexxy
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Feb 1, 2019 5:15 AM
OhMyYoureSexxy
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gorillaClutch
is he related to the guy who tucked the pizza boxes under his arm every time?
tombofscabs
That looks like a shitty frozen pizza
GoldTeef4ErrBody
Even that pizza slop looks amazing
tylerthedm84
Who says no to free pizza? And it's not like the driver doesn't get paid by the hour, so what does he care?
THEfreshestbrew
Lol, that's hilarious
jakeinthehood
How does that even happen? did he put the box in a fucking cement mixer?
imnotinprisonhidingaphoneinmybutt
Poor driver in the corner.
Jaybear5000
Dude already undressed and has the sauce ready.
JeremyBearimy
I love when people are kind. This made me feel good.
AlwaysInDenialSon
The customer needs to not be such a wimp and take the pizza
Gjad95
Must be fake, no one says no to a free pizza
Monkfishy
The biggest mistake with a pizza delivery I've received is getting a Cookie, instead of Cookie Dough Ice Cream.
ThisIsJustMySecondNSFWAccountMoveAlongOrPMmeIDontCare
This picture of a conversation had better zoom than 95% of the posts I see here.
YourIceCreamMan
I drove for Dominoes years ago. They had to fire a driver who couldn't learn not to grab the pizza bag and carry it sideways under his arm
Mergetvs
Is that Papa John's Pizza?
FartzwithSilence
This is wholesome as fuck.
mrleemur
Should have asked for them to go find someone sleeping rough and give the replacement pizza to them.
lifesucksthenwediesofuckitletsgethigh
As a former pizza delivery guy. You know you fucked up a pizza if it's that bad...so 100% would get new one from store.
Jamerperson
I delivered to an apartment once that gave me a fresh batch of chocolate chip cookies as a tip. In the container was $20 and cookies.
Flodos
We live in a world where people refuse free pizza.
mjanthony
Can we talk about why there are 19 unread god damn messages
UnseamlyTangent
Fake
KirschPunkt
Question: Why even mention it and cause consequences if you don't want any consequences to happen?
ContinuallySenseless
The wanted consequence was for the pizza to be delivered in good order the next time, not to get a (second) free one this time.
kissmyassets
In my case I mean it to be a brief educational reminder, not a 3 hours bash session, or a mean remark.
yallheardofthatnewbanddeath
What kind of monster turns down free pizza!? That dude is obviously trying to hide something
Kittynomnoms
Maybe he's trying to lose weight and has zero impulse control... I ordered pizza from a place and they gave me the wrong toppings. so 1/2
Kittynomnoms
they let me keep that one and gave me a new one for free. I ate way too much fucking pizza and completely destroyed my dieting goals... 2/2
horsethanwitler
or maybe they just un-hid the body and don't want to go through all the trouble of re-hiding it.
begonedouche
that pie looks tasty af
imaBme
You must have a sad pizza life
wormyxl
What pizza place texts with the customers?!? Why is no one talking about this?!
TheMellowMoron
As a former pizza delivery guy, I would add you to my gold book of priority deliverees. You rock
WhispererofWhoops
I like that you said this.
MrTrevorBelmont
My favorite delivery was a retirement home nursing staff, the old ladies would compliment me like I was their grandson
IlexLegion
What if he fucked up the pizza on purpose cause he had the hots for the customer and wanted to go back?
supercalifrajelisticexpealidocious
I always give my guys at least five bucks. One time I was too lazy to go to the store so I ordered a few two liters and tipped a 10.
gamesthatiplay
Once upon a time pizza guys used to turn a 10 minute drive into 40 minutes. Some literally gave up and I was told to come pick up the pizza.
realbluesofa
Bro
fitchy0812
I deliver too, can confirm some places I deliver to that are dicks, I sit and watch a YouTube video or two in my car first...
NapoleonDynOmite
Because this totally happened
astrosusi
Because nothing ever happens
Jabberwotchi
When I was in HS they'd flght over who should deliver to us on Saturdays because we'd do our best to weird them out and tip like 15 dollars
VigorousButtstuff
I take it that's the closet you put your cheese in after it's worked out a ton and is all muscular?
jjg3000
Ha.
Redforhead
I wish I was a boss so I could do this to my employees instead of write ups.
BsPoster
Ten years ago you could
Conker10
Sadly, this employee could technically sue for public humiliation. As a boss, this is why we document everything.
BirdmanPB
Except no reasonable arbitrator would agree he, as an adult, was forced to face the corner unless he has proof of being threatened with term
carebu
You gotta know youre vulnerable to being exploited by your employees in so many more vicious and more harmful ways than that. /1
applesforjuice
You sound like you're probably a good boss. Despite the other comments, you can document without it meaning you're afraid. Keep a good team
carebu
Just cause people can sue/fuck you over doesnt mean they will, and its a horrible way to live, to try to avoid being sued.
BirdmanPB
Haha welcome to upper management for massive production facilities. All you do is try to avoid scammer employees and lawsuits and grievances
SerpentWearer
I agree that it's horrible, but risk aversion is a common trait of the successful.
Fancypantsparty
Part of being responsible for a business is literally risk management. Litigation is an enormous risk.
thebirdsnake3916
That pizza looks so good I would take a free one anyday. But I would be nice about. Since hey free pizza.
angelwkw3
Looks almost like a stromboli anyway, which is my favorite lol
DaveK014
But this customer stopped to think of the employee and their gas and time that would be wasted bringing them that free pizza. The real MVP
imaBme
Idk what you're talking about. That pizza is F'ed up and smashed into cardboard
thebirdsnake3916
But the free one will be fine and this one is still pizza.
imaBme
This one is a smoothie
maninthedarkness
Excellent. It's pre-disastered. I don't have to worry about it falling on the floor.
imaBme
Just put some hair and dirt on it for the full effect
Dogswitheyebrows
The New Zealand Liverpool tourist pizza ?
VigorousButtstuff
The best advice I EVER got was "Never turn down free pizza". Even crappy pizza tastes better when it's free.
chillFlamingo
Same goes for beer.
AnatolianTiger
Yup we have a saying for that over here it goes “Free vinegar is sweeter than the honey”.
GoldenSun3DS
School pizza.
bitemark
More good advice: wise man say forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.
Byronicman1
Pizza dudes got thirty seconds..
bitemark