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thebonesofmyancestors
The sun must have just set, because it got fucking dark in here.
ThrashAndChemistry
It was something very new; I can't deny that.
Niagaran
Y'all love Brian de Palma that much that you make his birthday a holiday?
Or is it about Harry Connick Jr.?
gabador
Haus of decline, for those who are interested in crediting sources
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kingbudo101
yeah a mass tragedy can be turned into a joke after about 1 generation
HostMigrationPleaseWait
There were definitely a ton of jokes inside the first year
ThrowAwayAcct0000
It's not a holiday unless you get the day off from work. Otherwise, its basically "remember that capitalism is more important than whatever you are remembering" day. In this case, it's more important that we make money than remember the people who died from 9/11.
PiccadillyPi
Do Americans get the day off for Halloween?
TheBigBadBonerBiter
I fucking wish.
robingal1
So, December 7th? A day that will live in infamy
LiterallyAWizard
Took me forever to realize the black-haired chicken in panel 1 had glasses, and was not in fact desperately exhausted
KYGELL91
This needs a watermark
smashpro1
Haus of Decline.
silentjay01
It's not a real holiday until people who work in an office get the day off. (Sorry to the folks in customer service roles, but I appreciate your sacrifice.)
LadyAzzura
What’s this, what’s this?
They’re flying through the air.
What’s this, what’s this?
They’re jumping over there
What’s this, what’s this?
Everybody seams to screem
Oh I’m delighted at the seams
Could this be another dream?
What’s this?!
Now look in hear,
they’re gathering in fear
How queer!
And who would ever think
Just why
The sounds of planes go crashing
Everybody keeps on dashing
While all the windshields are smashing what’s this?
LadyAzzura
The children scream in terror
There’s blood all around
And as you run you see the chaos to be found
There is dust in every window as the building dose collapse
The thrill of seeing people run
Finally active, so take that!
And now, look here!
they persecute thier men
The white, the brown
Segregation doesn’t end!
Oh I want it oh I want it oh I want it for my own.
I’ve got to know I got to know what kind of hell hole is this place!
…..America?……hmmm
AddictedtoSoup
LadyAzzura
What a disgrace.
ConstantBitRate
Redshadow09
wait.......what?
nobletrex
I had no right to laugh at this as hard as I did.
Roxburghe
Credit to source https://x.com/hausofdecline/status/1833856556233789582
WorkSnakes
Real question, how many of you here were born after or shortly before 9/11?
cambriago13
What's this? What's this?
We're not high in the air
What's this?
Tall buildings over there
What's this?
They can't believe their eyes, there's so much screaming
Wake up, please, this isn't fair!
What's this?
Evillairforrent
I'm going up upvote you, i don't like it, but you deserve it.
cambriago13
Yeah, it's pretty dark even for me. I'm not proud of it, but it's early and I'm only two coffees in.
Tier7Gaming
Only? o.O
syrane303
For some that won't even start the engine
Evillairforrent
For real.
I need atleast 3 to remotely register what is happening around me.
Fun times when you're a truckdriver and the plave you parked at doesn't open till 2 hours later and you should've left 20 minutes ago
Evillairforrent
Ah.
You are forgiven
Vacamariposa8
Sept 11 1973 the coup backed by Nixon and the CIA assassinated the democratically elected president of Chile. Installing a dictatorship. This is what I remember every September 11.
Akistos
Sam o'nella has a hilarious and awful short video on how the United States destabilized central America forever over some nanners.
ThisNameIsMaybeTaken
Sounds like you need to... Chile out!
ProfessorMatt
Wrinkle666
Yep
MasterMookie
Denial.
Anger.
Bargaining.
Depression.
Acceptance.
PapaRHG
Ah yes, DABDA. DABDA Deez nuts haha got 'em!
Yamusa
Nothing, mate, just keep stirring the pot with that trident.
AlucardsJojoReference
Tragedy + Time = Comedy
JemIsTrulyOutrageous
Humor helps cope
ZuluAssault9
Nope.
somethingcleverlol
What's this? What's this?
There's fire everywhere
What's this? There's people in the air
pyr0chaos
Idkillpickanamelater
Snooj
Everybody's screaming engine lights are gleaming jet fuel's on a beaming ... what's this?
VanessaBludgeons
I could hear it Snooj, I could hear the song.
lastmanonearthbutidroppedmyglasses
vodray
WoopDeFrickenDoo
nation543
😙👌
YsgramorsSoupSpoon
LiillooDallasMultipass
FrenziiTheIMP
DarkParn
Really doesn't fucking help that I've already had "What's this?"playing in my head all morning.
powwerbottom
What's this? What's this?
Teacher rolled in the TV
What's this? Plane 2 live on NBC
verukt89
Dude I remember that day and exactly what you just said lmao
SillyBilly2
My friend doesn’t get it? Please explain to that stupid idiot what the joke is.
TurdBurglar3000
Watch the classic film Nightmare Before Christmas by Tim Burton
IraqiWalker
In Nightmare Before Christmas, Jack Skellington finds magical doorways that lead to the land of each holiday. He uses one to go to Christmas land and take over Christmas.
SillyBilly2
Haha d*** that’s dark. I’ll explain to my dumb friend…(still funny for a laugh even after the joke was explained) thank you.
WhoReadsPeoplesUsernamesAnyway
Thanks from Europe for the explanation.
WhiteRhino723
Hi, I'm the stupid idiot. I still don't get it. Are they implying that Halloween will blend with 9/11? Are we going to decorate skyscrapers for Halloween and then crash airplanes into them on 9/11 every year?
vertumnus1
They are implying there's a new magical fantasy holiday land based around 9/11 that Jack Skellington can now visit and sing about.
WhiteRhino723
Ahh... I see.