The joke’s on the Israelis. He only cares about Israel and Jerusalem because that’s where Jesus is supposed to return.
But if Jesus does come back and He is the right-wing JC that MAGA and Mike Huckabee believes in, the Jews will be given the chance to recognize Him as the Messiah or burn in Hell for eternity with all of the other non-believers. So they’ve got that going for them.
I dont care where you feel safe. You have a security detail. Fuck off and stop using statements about where you "feel safe " to justify your shitty views.
Is he being confronted by "pro hamas" people? Or pro Palestinian/ anti Israel people? *anti Israel not to be confused with anti semetism. Anti zionist, yes
She has a lot of "good" takes that are basically common sense takes but then she does some stupid things that are too stupid for me to believe she's that dumb.
He’s scarier than most paid propagandists for Israel. He’s a true evangelical Zionist who wholeheartedly wants Israel to slaughter the rest of the Middle East.
FelonyRaptor
Fuck that Nazi. He should try living in Gaza for a while.
shameofslate
The joke’s on the Israelis. He only cares about Israel and Jerusalem because that’s where Jesus is supposed to return.
But if Jesus does come back and He is the right-wing JC that MAGA and Mike Huckabee believes in, the Jews will be given the chance to recognize Him as the Messiah or burn in Hell for eternity with all of the other non-believers. So they’ve got that going for them.
RigidGristle
Madone7
Huckabee and his shitbag daughter can phuck off.
Che07
There will be a time when racist, fascist morons like this guy aren't safe anywhere.
cambriago13
What a fucking little bitch.
TheJuiceLoosener
I thought Israelis lived in a state of constant fear of annihilation. Guess not?
AnythingMuchShorter
It makes sense after you betray your own country for another country that you would feel safer in the other country.
TheVillageGrouch9000
Move there. We have seen how the Zionists treat christians. Yes, lower case "c".
OnyxTurret
"Pro-Hamas" is hurting people in the USA? https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1YW02eHZzbXFuZnA1YW5wMXhpcGhwcmFtOHRpYnNkeGp6MnViMGRwZiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/UTm86phGUMMQE/200w.webp
Jimthebutler
I dont care where you feel safe. You have a security detail. Fuck off and stop using statements about where you "feel safe " to justify your shitty views.
NickRivieraMD
It's just bullshit posturing. The only meaning of it is propaganda.
Willk95
*fuckabee off
WellGoodLuckWithThat
Hahahaha goddamnit I had to scroll back like 3 posts to find and like this bc I was still cackling. Touché.
TheJomsborgViking
Snowflakes! The lot of them!
Ptrik
Is he being confronted by "pro hamas" people? Or pro Palestinian/ anti Israel people? *anti Israel not to be confused with anti semetism. Anti zionist, yes
mrthewhitee
He's literally doing his job perfectly. He's the ambassador to the Zionist state FROM a Zionist state. His job is to worship Zionism.
OrigamiPigeon
Translation: he feels safer there because he’s not confronted about his shitty views and doesn't like the thought that he might be held accountable
SquirtVonnegut
Israeli politics are so right-wing that Huckabee would be considered a liberal there.
netutoring
Sometimes Ana gets in some good ones.
thisisnotfineffs
Even a broken clock is right twice a day after all
SunnyCameron
Let me ask you something, @chukyrlaw :
What the fuck are you talking about?
“How does this guy still have a job?”
He’s an evangelical Zionist who works for administration that protects pedophiles. That’s how. He’s there because they like him and want him there.
That’s how.
Like, what are you even talking about?
amtronic
When hes not on cable TV hawking some stuff.
furioustomato
I hate the fact that he has a beard that makes him look respectable - distinguished, even. He'll always be this pudgy jowly slimeball on the inside.
darkoshen
Why do they hate America so fiercely?
HolyFreakingToast
no mikey. not pro-hamas. ANTI-GENOCIDE you fuck face jesus fucker.
SunBrolem
A maggot feels safest in shit.
RobertAG25772
Actually, Jerusalem is HARDLY safer than America. But that’s good—maybe he’ll get bombed while in the Middle East.
Nalianna
If he's so safe there, he can stay there.
Blackmetalhappiness
Maybe he'll die over there.
DrunkenMarineBiologist
Blackmetalhappiness
Amen. https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1bWE3ZXUxM3FpNWxvam5wNG1vYzFjNzJwa283dThvNGJxMzR4cXpzdSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/VCD63s5JpEgs8/200w.webp
madjo
Wow, I agree with Ana Kasparian for a change. A stopped clock, I guess...
Racealistic
You mean broken ?
mutedia
She has a lot of "good" takes that are basically common sense takes but then she does some stupid things that are too stupid for me to believe she's that dumb.
Nanntuckett
He’s scarier than most paid propagandists for Israel. He’s a true evangelical Zionist who wholeheartedly wants Israel to slaughter the rest of the Middle East.
wadatahmydamie
I hope the next president forces him into a combat role
mohavewolfpup
So where can he be sent to touch the hand of god quicker? You know.. for irony reasons
ScottBugVillain
Just send him on a fact- finding mission to Lebanon. I’m sure the IDF would be happy to help.
duktayp
This is the guy that was selling sleeping pills before becoming ambassador to Jerusalem
chewmaca2
Rohypnol was probably his best seller
JimmyWalkerTexasRanger
Fantastic. He can have the big sleep. https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1bjQ1YnVoMGJ5czFpa3psYTM0aHptYjV5b295eDQwcG9wZHcyZDJoNyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/OY9XK7PbFqkNO/200w.webp
Detacheddavid
Wasn't he a Baptist minister?
ChristopherWChase
Yeah, but that means nothing. Baptists don’t require any qualifications other than desire. He never finished ministry school.
Detacheddavid
Agreed. I don't say it as if it was a good thing.
ImJustHereAtThisPoint
"hey, I was also a shitty Governor too"
mondeca
Imagine being shitty at governing Arkansas. New York City is, like, 3 Arkansas.
I have a bunch of cousins there. That state has beautiful trees, but can otherwise go fuck itself.
11Weasel11
I agree, wouldn't go there if you paid me... and i live in Florida.
Fluffnblood
Arkansas checking in here. Accurate statement
Nonada
I was stationed in Arkansas for a while in the Air Force, and a small part of the reason I got out is they wanted to send me back. FUCK Arkansas
smashpro1
Who covered up his son murdering a dog.
YouAreTheInsultMaster
Seems like wasted effort now that that sort of thing is celebrated in their society