Dragon Age: The arch demon fight on top of the castle: "Why won't that mother fucker come back over here so I can stab it?" Ballista mounts on each end of the of the battle field. *facepalm*
This was me for BG 3 and the golem. I just planted all the explosives i could at the very obvious "the boss is coming from here" sewer grate. Didn't know about the lava but when the boss stepped in - blew up as iniative was rolled and died lol.
Then there's wolfenstein. Raid the beach. Big metal walker is about. Take over some AA gun. Time to take him out. He gets annoyed and zots you. Reload last save.
It's better when you can do whatever the fuck you want with boss as long as you kill it instead of "here is a specific item you need to kill this boss, without it you cannot harm him, also now you need to find 7 pieces to forge this item, but first you must unlock the secrets of the dungeon, but you do not know where the dungeon is so you first have to find the map that will lead you to it, nobody knows where the map is - you should talk to characters and get the lore"
me playing a DnD campagn... defending a castle wall against a dragon seasion 1.... I presume there is a balista somewhere here we can use. Yes... whats the stats on it... 3 book serches later becuase the campagn module does not say hey stats for Balista see Game master handbook pg XYZ.
Leave a Druid at the top of the stairs out of combat, start the fight, switch back to the Druid, transform into an Owl Bear and take one of the potions that increases your size by 1, deal 10k damage by using the leap attack onto the golem from the stairs and insta-kill it. Or at least that's how I did it a long time ago. Extremely funny and I couldn't stop giggling for like 10 minutes.
boevis
Reminds me of some Northrend quests where you were supposed to use Harpoons
TheJomsborgViking
Just means you got gud, scrub.
Astral134
Running around a room for 15 minutes slowly fighting a cyborg, finally killing him and THEN finding the LMG on the shelf in same room.
minqapoc
Fatalis.
OmnibusLatinName
Dragon Age: The arch demon fight on top of the castle: "Why won't that mother fucker come back over here so I can stab it?" Ballista mounts on each end of the of the battle field. *facepalm*
StephenDaniels
What if you need that cannon ammo for the sequel?
MagnumRadhard
*Fallout terminal with turret controls has entered the chat*
OmnibusLatinName
But they're on the other side of the turrets -_-
Ornado
This was me for BG 3 and the golem. I just planted all the explosives i could at the very obvious "the boss is coming from here" sewer grate. Didn't know about the lava but when the boss stepped in - blew up as iniative was rolled and died lol.
Thorbane
"Roll for initiative"
"Why?"
"What?"
*KABOOOM*
sadurdaynight
Then there's wolfenstein. Raid the beach. Big metal walker is about. Take over some AA gun. Time to take him out. He gets annoyed and zots you. Reload last save.
BerryButcher
It's better when you can do whatever the fuck you want with boss as long as you kill it instead of "here is a specific item you need to kill this boss, without it you cannot harm him, also now you need to find 7 pieces to forge this item, but first you must unlock the secrets of the dungeon, but you do not know where the dungeon is so you first have to find the map that will lead you to it, nobody knows where the map is - you should talk to characters and get the lore"
ZackWester
me playing a DnD campagn... defending a castle wall against a dragon seasion 1.... I presume there is a balista somewhere here we can use. Yes... whats the stats on it... 3 book serches later becuase the campagn module does not say hey stats for Balista see Game master handbook pg XYZ.
RawSuger
rooookie mistake. if you cant find the rule within 5 secs DM makes it up and the party sucks it up
BlastyMcBlastblast
sword victory is non-canon
HandoB4Javert
LifeIsADanceOfMinds
You have the balls to make this joke?
Boom!
snarkybitch
This will probably be the most underrated comment of the day. Bravo 👏
ddubya42
goflyblind
Nimitz007
More Dots!
QuestionablePanels
Yhorm Yhorm Yhorm Yhorm.
SlyMrFox
You could say that for a few Soulsborne games. To the point they just put the weapon at the fog gate right away for Rykard in Elden Ring.
QuestionablePanels
True :D - That might have been even worse!
crypticorb
The Ancient Wyvern as well, I beat him by poking his toes, didn't realize he was designed to cheese him by dropping on his head from above.
Dark souls 1 was basically just use Zweihander and every boss is a cakewalk.
Goronhead
I hit him twice and said "this doesn't feel right, there's gotta be a better way". I was not that smart with Yhorm, however
Hatsodoom
Me fighting the Adamantite Golem in BG3 for the first time. The 4th panel is me seeing the achievement you get for not using the big hammer on it.
TheBigBadBonerBiter
Literally me.
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
YOU CAN USE WHAT?!
OmnibusLatinName
Who needs to read the clues, bah! "OoooOOOhhhh! That was helpful."
thanatos777
Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame.
WhyDontYouMakeMe
Your reward was not having to fight a gank squad of magma mephits while Grym chases you in circles
bamblebimble
For real, holy crap that fight was hard. Then I saw that achievement and tried it. Omfg
Capum15
Leave a Druid at the top of the stairs out of combat, start the fight, switch back to the Druid, transform into an Owl Bear and take one of the potions that increases your size by 1, deal 10k damage by using the leap attack onto the golem from the stairs and insta-kill it. Or at least that's how I did it a long time ago. Extremely funny and I couldn't stop giggling for like 10 minutes.
MrE158
Right there with you on that one. That fight took forever, but it was a satisfying win.
Hatsodoom
I think my first run I used my Tav, a paladin, Karlach, Shadowheart, and Gale. It was just a matter of using spells that works and bludgeoning damage.
OmnibusLatinName
*everyone looks at the swords they're holding* "yeah." First time there, I was not prepared for that.
Folsee
I'll one up you on that. I didn't realise I could pour more lava on it.
StarLeagueRecruit
You can WHAT???
Robbann
but if you don't, it becomes invulnerable after the first few rounds, IIRC?