OctaviaMinor
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I wouldn’t even know what to say if I was robbed by a dude on a horse.
Also who would approved this ride?
In case you want more:
Videos that made me laugh - 1 https://imgur.com/gallery/NvFJM7i
ToastedEverythingBagel
#1 - thought there was going to be a gorilla walking by or something that most people don’t see
chetnixandflill
#8 Forrest Gump 2 : lieutenant Dan's revenge
Enterwittyandfunnyandexpletivedeletednamehere
#8 is the gun, the second guy is using. A. SAW?
TCGView
#1 She's gonna feel that the rest of her life.
BestJackalope
#9 Water ride restrictions were pretty loose when I was a kid. Look up Hydraslide Springfield MO. 4 lanes of fun and guaranteed pain!
BestJackalope
Had a blast there while it lasted but I always went home with bruises or cuts or something swollen from jumping lanes.
LeftRightThere
LrrrRulerofThePlanetOmicronPerseiVIII
“Get out the way, get out the way, get get out the way…”
hnngh
Why Lt. Dan, you got legs!
nlmaya
Came here looking for this exact comment!
ManOfEvil93
#2 she just told him you make this and we are having another kid
JohnRamboSaperstein
Yep, I laughed too. Thanks, @OP.
OctaviaMinor
That’s all I want to make people do
bunnyishungry
Don't overcook me plz
KittensForDays
Hey, you were my secret Santa recipient! Glad to see you on the front page!!
OctaviaMinor
Sorry I didn’t post it, wasn’t in the best place but It made me happy and the book has been helpful for drawing also ares loved the treats
KittensForDays
Oh no worries, I didn’t need a post. Im just happy you got it and it was somewhat useful for you and tasty for your baby!
laacis2
#1 hope the hospital visits and startling horses was worth this lame tiktok
Richter12x2
It was for me. More tiktokers should be bodyslammed by large animals.
CarlottaVonSprockett
Keep ‘em coming @op. You’re doing good work.
disneyone
A robbery made you laugh?
jkwgn
#8
iDrinkIsleLays
#1 is she dead? She ded
dannyd74
Always root for the animals.
IliveIdyeIliveagain
This post deserves an accolade +1
vodray
#1 "BEEP, BEEP MFer"
penzick
#9 That's some Action Park style shit. https://www.history.com/news/the-rise-and-fall-of-action-park-new-jerseys-most-dangerous-water-park
ShiftingPattern
Action Park wouldn't have had a foam crash pad. Probably a metal trash can.
penzick
LOL!
smegheadenergy
Mr Fish Oder?
davaloha
somtin
And this is why Jersey Strong is our unofficial state motto. Even our amusement parks are out to kill us.
ICampOntheFirstDate
Gal was less than a gnats hair away from losing a toe.
pocketcthulhu
#8 they do a lot of this sort of stuff, Matt best, don't know the name of the amputee
ChooserX
#3 is the best!! So cute!
eromitlab
#3
I JUST REALLY LOVE BUNNIES, OKAY?
chrisiich
#4 suddenly start screaming and clapping. Most horses will be startled, take off and/or throw anyone on the back off
thatwoodguy
Slapping a horse across the snout hard will usually cause it to rear up and buck off who's ever on the back.
fake40nedeso
Just pull his arm…
Sensiblyinteresting
The horse was meant to confuse and distract. Few people will think rationally being robbed by a cowboy I'm the middle of the city
binaryspike
"cowboy" lol.
lilbrother
Especially someone with no stirrups and no saddle.
ExTechOp
Or, she could have just thrown the bag under the car, and the man would have had to dismount to get it, and then get back on.
putcleverusernamehere
She probably could have fairly easily gotten away if there were nearby obstacles, but horse can be very intimidating if you're on foot
drcookieninja
Well that and she just looked more bewildered than scared. 'wtf, did a horseman just take my bag of tampons and loose change?'
putcleverusernamehere
Imagine being such an ass you steal a woman's purse. Now imagine you're such unadulterated POS you do it on horseback
thereitis101
How are some of these funny? Getting hurt though no fault of their own. Robbed. Injured. Weird.
zHurk777
To OP: please remove #3. You're giving sadistic MFers ideas.
inevermadeone
Exdeath5000
#8
IjustsaywhatIthink
Master Blaster
Exdeath5000
Rules Bartertown
jlr1555
My first thought!
Patronsaintofboredom
#1 yeah... you don't fucking do that.
Dinwiddie
'Wild horses couldn't drag me awaaay... Wild, wild horses... Trampled on me todaaay...'
stonebreaker6
Influencer bullshit. What a fucking goon
eleanorugby
I feel like the slow mo was detrimental to the comedic effect.
koolerthanjinx
But..but...Instagram likes?
DOGEOFWAR
Now imagine that with a proper medieval sized warhorse...
CardeasIV
"What the fuck lady out of my way"
nohssiwi
#imthemaincharacter
potentiallyunsafe
"No no they'll totally go around you it'll be fine"
Einstein9073
Your username is shockingly relevant to the picture
potentiallyunsafe
hunnycat
I read this in doctor evils voice
buttcreambandit
If that video lasted longer we would have seen her get trampled also. What an idiot
ageek3000
I guess nobody told her that horses have a blind spot directly in front of them.
malachilenomade
Considering they went ahead with the video, I'd guess no one involved knew anything about horses besides they're big and have 4 legs.
BanadecCamberbootch
And look great in slow motion, that is a very important--nay, the most important--part of the decision making process here.
aloharamada
You had a chance to write "neigh", and you totally wasted it... my god.
BanadecCamberbootch
I was going to but backed off of it, to be honest.
BigEasyZuka
My uncle had lifelong pain and almost died after being trampled by a horse.
EllisTomago
not anymore, that's for sure
tocfanke4
Barefoot around horses is a good way to get your toes broken. It doesn't feel good to get stepped on wearing boots.
gearsmith
that forehoof was right against her bjorking toes. So freaking lucky.
BearDroid
Especially if your horse weighs over 15,000 pounds...
scubaphoenix
Don't you mean 1500?
KuldFyt
KuldFyt
Walking in front of running horses and expecting the derp machines to stop/miss her? Incredibly lucky if all she broke was a toe.
That0neguy727
Hey, it tried, it's just very difficult to change your trajectory when you're almost a ton and running on your fingertips
ch1ckensandw1ch
…I would be surprised if she breaks a femur
KuldFyt
From the hit we see? Sure. But there's at least 1 more horse in her immediate future, so I'm not placing bets.
ch1ckensandw1ch
*wouldn’t be suprised
Reidsb
A hard way to learn the lesson is that horses will TRY not to run you over, but may be incapable of avoiding you.
xj4low
Also a good way to get tetanus.
Stuffsalotamuff
I had to look that up, from the manure right?
xj4low
yep.
TheYoungerChrisEvans
Might be wrong, but im pretty sure a survival tip for stampedes is to stand still. Most animals will try to go around you most of the time.
Theory89
If you're in a stampede you're fucked. Best bet is to find a massive stick and wave it in front of you, probably won't work though.
jursamaj
Yes, but a better tip is to not be *in* the stampede…
Conqueeftadore
I think Ludacris said it best: “Move bitch, get out the way, shh, get out the way bitch”