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"Save room for the Holy Spirit!"
Religious mother sent this to me. I responded "Haha that's funny" to which she responded, "this is not a joke Danielle..."
Aug 19, 2014 8:59 PM
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Religious mother sent this to me. I responded "Haha that's funny" to which she responded, "this is not a joke Danielle..."
GrimDarkKing
Is your mother Catholic?
idiotcube
It's ok Jesus, you can hang out at my place while they're doing their consensual nastiness. We can play Munchkin!
nopost
What a great game
ElimTain
Save room for the holy spirt!
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You made me panick and check my spelling in the title. +1
lemonkc7
"Invite Jesus into your hoo-ha, Danielle."
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Legit lol'd
jweenypwee
As a Xian, I really, really, reeeaaally believe Jesus could care less about what to loving, educated, consensual adults do sexually.
jweenypwee
*two...wow.
TheseArentMyGlasses
There's no 'I' in 'rape of the Lord.'
BoredITmanagerWithFirewallControl
So, you're saying I have had a threesome?
TheNameIsHarryDresdenWizardConjureByItAtYourOwnRisk
Yiiikes. Well, you could always be like "No, no, I asked, he said it's cool."
MyNameIsJeanValjean
@YaDunEffedUp now Dan-ie-lle
egonBWONG
as if anyone really gives a crap what Jesus thinks. Funny pic though
inkspeaker
Jesus, unless you're puttin' on the latex and the gag, you best keep yo' ass out of this.
lemonkc7
http://d3819ii77zvwic.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/interpretivedance.gif
punkrgd
Jesus was such a stick in the mud when comes to this, but yet he hung out with a prostitute named Mary Magdalene. Hypocrite.
lemonkc7
http://d3819ii77zvwic.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/interpretivedance.gif
UMustBeNooHere
Just say no to religion, kids.
ThatTransformersDude
Wait, so Jesus was in a threesome?
IneegoMontoya
When Jesus starts paying my bills.... i'll start asking for his permission to do stuff
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
But I want Jesus inside of me!
GrimDarkKing
If I could, I'd upvote this twice.
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My youth pastor maintained the same standpoint. Me'thinks Jesus gets around a bit.
lemonkc7
Also http://newstoriesoldbook.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/dat-buddy-christ-280x150.jpg
jeweyboy2
Jesus is not consenting so are you, in theory, raping Jesus?
jweenypwee
Welcome to the internet, ladies and gentlemen.
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I don't ever recall penetrating Jesus.... So I don't think so? Unless things got crazy once and I blacked out ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
GoodOlJimRoss
Jesus comes first.
Muncaster
One, two, three, Peter, Paul and Jesus.