"So you are vain". (Savage Avengers #8)

Dec 4, 2019 7:22 PM

spidersting

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All hail God-King Doom!

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Destiny of doctor doom. YOutube,. Search it mf-ers. You wont regret it

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Conan one of the best written characters that Robert E Howard started all of high adventure, ie dnd and nerdy goodness best f doom

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Well that ended too soon.

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is that Conan the Barbarian ?

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Doom is a man who will do whatever it takes to achieve his goals.

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What's the next panel!

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"Nobody tells me what to do!"

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Oh wait, that was Magnito or whatever, I'm drunk.

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And then they fricked.

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Conan has seen/done worse

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'So it's you Donald!...'

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Conan: Eh, I've seen worse.

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The MCU needs doom

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Doom is my favorite character after kid Loki and I really want to read this now.

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Stan Lee stated Doom was his favourite villain.

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I love Doom. Pure ego. Perfect supervillain.

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Conan stops eating to raise his glass. Dope

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I bet you think this song is about you.

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I don't remember Dr Doom in the original R.E. Howard stories. Must have forgotten.

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Love the fact that Conan just sits there. Doesn’t insult him or make fun. Just sits.

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He had already insulted him.

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He told Doom to expose himself and lay bare his fault. Doom obliged. Conan offered him respect. He doesn't want to show his face, so Conan

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showed him that he can reveal himself without unnecessary commentary or reaction. Respect is a two way street, and Conan wanted to show it.

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Conan believes in a god whose sole gift to newborns is, "the ability to slay and strive". Also, if you pray to him it just pisses him off. W

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hy would he give a damn if someone is disfigured? Not like Doom holds a sword with his face.

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Conan, the adventurer! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVRPB0W3oQM

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Ok that was one of the most badass and hypest intro for a cartoon i have seen so far

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Conan gives no fucks.

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His a barbarian so there never was any fucks to give.

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I’ll take this opportunity to say: The original Conan stories by Robert E. Howard are great. Tower of the Elephant for example.

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I agree!

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Listened to the collected stories as an audiobook and found myself saying "By Crom!" a bit for a few days.

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Read up about the man, he was surely bonkers and probably racist, even for the time.

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Yeah he had some pretty serious mental health issues, although I wouldn’t say he was unusually racist for the time, unlike his buddy HP who

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was MASSIVELY racist.

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You realize that all of the 'evil' races were 1:1 representations for all the non-whites? He believed they were inherently evil.

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Kalanthes wasn't evil, and he was Stygian. His views also changed with time, and while he definitely was racist at least to a variable

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You're confusing him with Lovecraft, with whom he was friends. While bonkers RE Howard was no more racist than the average white texan.

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Conan no longer hungry. Conan need to pray to Crom now...

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What does he look like exactly?

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Imagine Deadpool's testicles.

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I assumed that gnarled chicken skin was supposed to be a metaphor for his face. But maybe not.

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Depends on who's telling the story. In some versions he is horribly disfigured, in others he has a blemish, but is horribly vain about it.

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Anywhere between “covered in burn scars” to “a tiny nick on his cheek.”

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What happens next!

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They eat.

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Ahh good.

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... will shock you!

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The Cimmerian has no appetites for the flesh of men, they are either his rivals or dead. As for woman, if they desire him, he will indulge.

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The important thing to remember about Conan is that he is a jock seen through the eyes of a nerd who wanted to be a jock (Robert E. Howard.)

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and Ian Fleming was miles away from James Bond. So what?

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The difference is that Ian Fleming didn't wish that the super-spies would invite him over to eat at their lunch table.

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It doesn't show Doom's face, but enjoy a shot of him holding a drumstick:

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Yo, @Waldbern

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Yes?

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You were asking for what happens next. It’s right above me.

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Ah yes. Thank you!

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I like a villain or a monarch of a country that shows & tells you what he wants and deserves. It is just fullfilling.

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I barely even see him as a villain, he's just a guy doing what needs to be done to save the world. If people have to die to do it so be it.

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That REALLY depends on the version of Doom. Some versions tyrannical world peace, other versions just wants to kick FF's...nay...RR's...ass

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there has to be someone willing to make the tough calls. someone willing to be hated by the world that is at least alive to hate them.

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Look up what he did to Valeria, his first love. Then tell me if you'd still take his help.

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But what did he do?

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Doom? oh no, I wouldnt want specifically Doom's help. I was just trying to show his thought process in a way.

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