Dec 27, 2012 8:35 PM
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Muffincloud
Muffin Cloud here, trying to sell you no ordinary top comment here.
JN3LL3V
Once the otter testicles were offered, Stranger got on board.
narcissisticOSTRICH
HOLD THE MOTHER-JIZZING PHONE COCKSUCKER.
3laws
I read it with Samuel L. Jackson's voice… it was EPIC (trust me, I'm not drunk) :P
Lokemix
LET'S GET SIGNED THE FUCK UP!!
Kittenkarma
Lost it at "TAKE IT AWAY VINCE:"
SNORTH
He could have saved the effort by opening with "it repels spiders"...
longgoblin
nah, that's the final yank to keep the fish hooked. gotta save that for the close.
mantequilla
TL;DR : no, go back and read it
BillyMaysHereWithASpecialTVOffer
I was about to TL;DR, then I saw an intense use of caps lock. It was bound to be funny.
Cassodeus
http://l.omegle.com/34e0dbc.png I got the same one. It sucked and I already knew it would not live up to this :(
rightupmyalli
I love lamp.
DeathCap
Why did they disconnect?
JacksonsCool
DAYUM SHIT IS BRIGHT.
morganapendragon
9500 GT? What is this? 2007? Haha I'll show myself out.....
Madvillan
I WOKE MY ROOM MATES
WORTH IT.
BooksnBlankets
A lamp that repels spiders? Sign me up!
sitsonchair
NO MO SCARY ASS SHIT....IN YO BASEMENT lololol
robotjac
LIGHT THE PLACE UP LIKE FUCKIN' CHRISTMAS ON THE FOURTH OF JULY
Adamismyname
Billy Mays here saying UPVOTE THIS MOTHA FUCKIN COMMENT
SilencedMi6
http://imgur.com/DXBcD
SpaceCowboyHappy
No reread that with Kat Williams voice
PastTenseofDraw
I wish I had one of them Otter testicle lamps. . . Sometimes I amaze myself.
Maguru13
WHY ARE WE YELLING??? LOUD NOISES!
AlwaysEatingAlmonds
Lost. my. shit. at otter testicles.
RxPro
I didn't read this in Billy Mays voice, but rather the Macho Man Randy Savage's
JohnMeowkavitch
I love that he disconnected at the perfect time, well done.
dontlookatmeever
Someone other than me is so fucking high...
DrJohnnyZoidberg
100% lost my shit at "IN THE GOD DAMNED BASEMENT"
MannCo
sigh.. as an electrical engineer, my only beef is that he said he could pull a kilowatt from USB.
PS: fuckin lolled
allonsybadwolf
This is amazing.
JaqenHgharSexyJesus
Lost it at "NO. MO. SCARY ASS SHIT"
Phinea
You lasted way to long in that then
Fett2oo5
Lost it at Otter Testicles.
knowmsayin
Read that part in Kat Williams voice...
Lanabur
I WAS YELLING IN MY HEAD EVERYTIME THERE WAS CAPLOCK WRITING
AsAnAmerican
By the end I was reading it out loud because the CAPS got me so excited.
MenachemSchmuel
Pretty sure that was the point of using capslock.
Lefthandofgod
ME TOO!!!
SchlongusLongus
Chelsinatorr
I was yelling it in Mr. T's voice.
rainbowunicornsocks
I read capslock as cockslap.
Muffincloud
Muffin Cloud here, trying to sell you no ordinary top comment here.
JN3LL3V
Once the otter testicles were offered, Stranger got on board.
narcissisticOSTRICH
HOLD THE MOTHER-JIZZING PHONE COCKSUCKER.
3laws
I read it with Samuel L. Jackson's voice… it was EPIC (trust me, I'm not drunk) :P
Lokemix
LET'S GET SIGNED THE FUCK UP!!
Kittenkarma
Lost it at "TAKE IT AWAY VINCE:"
SNORTH
He could have saved the effort by opening with "it repels spiders"...
longgoblin
nah, that's the final yank to keep the fish hooked. gotta save that for the close.
mantequilla
TL;DR : no, go back and read it
BillyMaysHereWithASpecialTVOffer
I was about to TL;DR, then I saw an intense use of caps lock. It was bound to be funny.
Cassodeus
http://l.omegle.com/34e0dbc.png I got the same one. It sucked and I already knew it would not live up to this :(
rightupmyalli
I love lamp.
DeathCap
Why did they disconnect?
JacksonsCool
DAYUM SHIT IS BRIGHT.
morganapendragon
9500 GT? What is this? 2007? Haha I'll show myself out.....
Madvillan
I WOKE MY ROOM MATES
Madvillan
WORTH IT.
BooksnBlankets
A lamp that repels spiders? Sign me up!
sitsonchair
NO MO SCARY ASS SHIT....IN YO BASEMENT lololol
robotjac
LIGHT THE PLACE UP LIKE FUCKIN' CHRISTMAS ON THE FOURTH OF JULY
Adamismyname
Billy Mays here saying UPVOTE THIS MOTHA FUCKIN COMMENT
SilencedMi6
http://imgur.com/DXBcD
SpaceCowboyHappy
No reread that with Kat Williams voice
PastTenseofDraw
I wish I had one of them Otter testicle lamps. . . Sometimes I amaze myself.
Maguru13
WHY ARE WE YELLING??? LOUD NOISES!
AlwaysEatingAlmonds
Lost. my. shit. at otter testicles.
RxPro
I didn't read this in Billy Mays voice, but rather the Macho Man Randy Savage's
JohnMeowkavitch
I love that he disconnected at the perfect time, well done.
dontlookatmeever
Someone other than me is so fucking high...
DrJohnnyZoidberg
100% lost my shit at "IN THE GOD DAMNED BASEMENT"
MannCo
sigh.. as an electrical engineer, my only beef is that he said he could pull a kilowatt from USB.
MannCo
PS: fuckin lolled
allonsybadwolf
This is amazing.
JaqenHgharSexyJesus
Lost it at "NO. MO. SCARY ASS SHIT"
Phinea
You lasted way to long in that then
Fett2oo5
Lost it at Otter Testicles.
knowmsayin
Read that part in Kat Williams voice...
Lanabur
I WAS YELLING IN MY HEAD EVERYTIME THERE WAS CAPLOCK WRITING
AsAnAmerican
By the end I was reading it out loud because the CAPS got me so excited.
MenachemSchmuel
Pretty sure that was the point of using capslock.
Lefthandofgod
ME TOO!!!
SchlongusLongus
Chelsinatorr
I was yelling it in Mr. T's voice.
rainbowunicornsocks
I read capslock as cockslap.