How to sell a lamp

Dec 27, 2012 8:35 PM

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How to sell a lamp

Muffin Cloud here, trying to sell you no ordinary top comment here.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Once the otter testicles were offered, Stranger got on board.

13 years ago | Likes 459 Dislikes 3

HOLD THE MOTHER-JIZZING PHONE COCKSUCKER.

13 years ago | Likes 142 Dislikes 1

I read it with Samuel L. Jackson's voice… it was EPIC (trust me, I'm not drunk) :P

13 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

LET'S GET SIGNED THE FUCK UP!!

13 years ago | Likes 101 Dislikes 1

Lost it at "TAKE IT AWAY VINCE:"

13 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

He could have saved the effort by opening with "it repels spiders"...

13 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

nah, that's the final yank to keep the fish hooked. gotta save that for the close.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TL;DR : no, go back and read it

13 years ago | Likes 201 Dislikes 7

I was about to TL;DR, then I saw an intense use of caps lock. It was bound to be funny.

13 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

http://l.omegle.com/34e0dbc.png I got the same one. It sucked and I already knew it would not live up to this :(

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I love lamp.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why did they disconnect?

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

DAYUM SHIT IS BRIGHT.

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

9500 GT? What is this? 2007? Haha I'll show myself out.....

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I WOKE MY ROOM MATES

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

WORTH IT.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A lamp that repels spiders? Sign me up!

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

NO MO SCARY ASS SHIT....IN YO BASEMENT lololol

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

LIGHT THE PLACE UP LIKE FUCKIN' CHRISTMAS ON THE FOURTH OF JULY

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Billy Mays here saying UPVOTE THIS MOTHA FUCKIN COMMENT

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No reread that with Kat Williams voice

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wish I had one of them Otter testicle lamps. . . Sometimes I amaze myself.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

WHY ARE WE YELLING??? LOUD NOISES!

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lost. my. shit. at otter testicles.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I didn't read this in Billy Mays voice, but rather the Macho Man Randy Savage's

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love that he disconnected at the perfect time, well done.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Someone other than me is so fucking high...

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

100% lost my shit at "IN THE GOD DAMNED BASEMENT"

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

sigh.. as an electrical engineer, my only beef is that he said he could pull a kilowatt from USB.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

PS: fuckin lolled

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is amazing.

13 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Lost it at "NO. MO. SCARY ASS SHIT"

13 years ago | Likes 411 Dislikes 0

You lasted way to long in that then

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lost it at Otter Testicles.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Read that part in Kat Williams voice...

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I WAS YELLING IN MY HEAD EVERYTIME THERE WAS CAPLOCK WRITING

13 years ago | Likes 1056 Dislikes 2

By the end I was reading it out loud because the CAPS got me so excited.

13 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure that was the point of using capslock.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ME TOO!!!

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was yelling it in Mr. T's voice.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I read capslock as cockslap.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0