Got This In A Gift Box From A Vendor Today

Feb 24, 2015 7:48 PM

Got This In A Gift Box From A Vendor Today

Apparently, Mass Mutual is now assisting clients with whisk management.

funny

Make sure before using any of their tools that you perform a thorough whisk assessment.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Anything's a dildo...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Any tips on market beating stocks? No but I do have this egg beater.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was going to make a joke but everyone beat me to it...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

dude you can never have enough whisks.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The puns! The puns are just whisking by!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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11 years ago (deleted Feb 24, 2015 8:26 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Well, to be fair, it was addressed to our HR Director who is a woman. However, it was one of several trinkets inside aforementioned box.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And before you ask, no; there was no dickbutt included :(

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sounds like whisky business.

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Someone used my call. I'm here, friend. What do you require?

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Extreme whisking. NSFW! http://www.xvideos.com/video3930139/wire_whisk_stretches_her_monstrous_cunt_open

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Oh for fucks sake. Why in hell would anyone do that?

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Because you can...

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But.. it makes no sense..

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Call it performance art then. It doesn't have to make sense.

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