Random Funny Meme Dump #35

Sep 24, 2022 2:45 AM

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#17 I'm a little upset you'd even contrast him with Bowie.

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Same

4 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

10000 worth of boot? That's not even 20 worth of boot. That's please take this piece of shit of my hands for -1000 amount of boot.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It's giggle at the thrift store, then take a pic for funsies, keep thinking about it, go back, oh what the heck, $7.99, never wear boot.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#23 what’s this one about? I get the other Adam Levine memes but what’s with Lea Michele?

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Adam Levine sexting, there's a meme that Lea Michele can't read so he's sending audio ;p

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Thank you!

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

You're welcome.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#28 Riding out the storm in his shrimp boat while all the competition got wrecked.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

My first thought was just "His daddy owns the company"

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#23 I need an explanation

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#23 I don't get it

4 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

His leaked texts got turned into memes, so now he's playing it safe with audio

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Is this not actually it? It makes the most sense to me

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There’s a meme that Lea Michelle can’t read

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

MEME eventually means everything.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me either

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#28 Nepotism.

4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Only fans

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Kinda wild how that data plot shows zero correlation between wealth and intelligence. Kinda like the system's rigged and maybe IQ is fake.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

The problem with IQ is that it's only a measure of how good you are at doing IQ tests.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I too dated a na'vi. I had to end it cause they wouldn't stop shouting "hey!" "Listen!" "Look out!"

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#6 GRITTY IS A MAN OF THE PEOPLE! Not even a nun is safe

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

#25 damn. This sounded like such a great idea, but it's like 3 steps and you hit dead ends like Knuth, Thompson, Turing, Von Neumann. ...

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#32 this. I will stand by my childhood love of seeing different shows interact. Jesse Pinkman appearing on The Office was also hilarious.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bee cat is perfection

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#17 Bowie wasn't gay, straight or bi, by his his own admission he was 'promiscuous'.......

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

#48 No, I don't want no scrub. A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me. Huh isn't that contradictory?

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

No, that's circular reasoning.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Isn't he also known as a buster

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#24 Thursday is 4/5 = 0.8, 8:00pm is 20/24 = 0.833, october is 10/12 = 0.833. All in the same range.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm so out of touch with all these celebrities that I don't get a lot of the memes in this dump

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#42 I dated a Na'vi once... she was always all "Hey! Listen!" like ALL the time. Had to turn her into a heath potion.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#6 I'd vote for him.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love this.

4 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 2

#1 Never you MIND how I know, trust me, this is a BAD IDEA

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Please.. my friend.. he is very dumb

4 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

Say it out loud, get a bit sloppy pronouncing the b, try v, then try p

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Bussy means asshole, butt pussy

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

It's very nearly the gay slang for butt hole (etymology: bussy = boy pussy)

4 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

So it's true, girls don't poop! I knew it!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#10

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#11 - Credits and Pieces.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#23 my friend doesn't get it...

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#4

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It looks like a face sucking a dick

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Jfc I was too focused on the yellow bits like “did they ride the bus together and hold onto the same pole?” ?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#49 Wait. THE Lisa Loeb?!

4 years ago | Likes 111 Dislikes 1

Oh thank god. I wasn’t the only one.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

My first thought as well. Hello, my fellow GenXers

4 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

Elder millennial checking in who also noticed and wondered the same!

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Her and Downtown Judy Brown are DJs on the 90s channel on Sirius.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Good catch...I was just thinking how the plot line is like 'You've Got Mail'.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

At first I thought she was the love interest, and then I realized she’ll probably play Jeremy Jordan’s mom ?

4 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

My first thought, too. Is she the "Matchmaker"?

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

There can be only one!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well......there could be someone else with the same name......

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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Boy are you in for a treat. Let's start at the very beginning. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9HGwRbMiVY

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#10 Am I missing something? What am I supposed to be reading here?

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

I sure could have used a red circle

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#24 it's just an analogy... October is near the end of the year, 8pm is almost the end of the day, and Thursday is near the end of work week

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

My friend, who is definitely not me and totally didn't get that one, says thank you.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My friend, who is definitely not me, and did not get that one, says thank you.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#41 I know several blacksmiths. I guarantee, this guy never shuts up about this. He's like a CrossFit vegan about this.

4 years ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 0

What...what sorta life do you lead where you know multiple blacksmiths?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

30 years in Renaissance Faires. My son is one of the smiths.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wanna know how I got these scars...

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

He should also know that sharpness is no indication of quality. You can sharpen any turd blade razor sharp and cut a few times with it. The…

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I mean, you can make sharp rocks lol

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

…real test is how durable it is and how long it holds the edge. And how well the rest of it is made.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a hobbyist turd-sharpener, I fully endorse your post.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you meet a vegan atheist NFT trader who does crossfit, what does he mention first?

4 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

How beautiful it is in his soul today. This is why I don't go to Whole Foods

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That they just started training for a marathon.

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

That he's in ław school?

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Bra I'm pulling rocketship gains with my mind and my body. Golden hands and vegan cock. To the moon bitches

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#2 Is it just me or is this not even a coherent thought? Punctuation aside, I have no idea what the hell any of this means.

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Maybe he's saying he gets rectally searched in heartsfield jackson a lot?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The airport in Atlanta is both extremely busy with a high volume of flights, and very difficult to navigate with it's 6 terminals. 1/3

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Most other airports are much more straight-forward - you go right from the security line directly to your gate, with fewer flights. 2/3

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

He's saying that he is a battle-hardened soldier, and he doesn't need to use his specialized skills at the airport in Des Moines. 3/3

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Same. Lost

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#35 is a man that has never heard of chinese food or don't understand that if you get mexican food in the US you get chinese food in Japan.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

or it's just a joke so someone could get 184,000 likes on twitter

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