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Dec 6, 2016 8:43 PM
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UrsaPsi
Only number 1 is accurate
Ashliarco
#8.. unless you're psychotic.. then please don't
thesaneusername
Did you screenshot this when it was on FP
a4thisawesome
Facebook was that a way
ubernazi
sound more like the laws of improv
goforthandconquer
joke's on you #7
SirZac26
I read up until the rule about focus then swiped left, then realized what I did.
StormLitPriest
This is stupid and you should feel bad
nevetsreklaw
GregSailer
13. Remember. Everyone is talking a lot of stupid shit. 14.Just happy without someone else's shit!
Pazuzu4All
If my behavior matched my thoughts, I'd be a much ruder person.
heteroscedastic
Wow, people with cancer must have put something really awful into the universe.
BhataktiAtma
Maybe they just browsed 9gag
Mostlydeadpool
in a past life. just say no. or you get cancer
solomonbishop
Karma = you learned the lesson or you didn't. If you didn't, it comes back around.
HawasKaPujari
These are loads of bullocks, first rule of karma is that there is no rule to Karma. Source Geeta.
TCGView
I read number 1 and am now very afraid of the day when all my farts come back to me.
1999Fusion
Jodel wird's schon richten!
vagpower
This all seems like A LOT of work. Hard pass.
trackerk
My brother thought up a law in High School. It was the "Law of the Hot Rod". But it mostly applied to cute girls.
EveryonesRaping
most of this is selection bias. like #1 and #12 - lots of ppl who did baaaad things to get to the top. lots of gd ppl crushed. history.
Polemik
#2 scares me because I've put some scary poops into this world.
DeepwaterJew
13. Don't talk about Fight Club
cesarnero
14.You do not talk about fight club
Mostlydeadpool
What is fight club?
Imaguywholikesgirlswhosageaintontheclock
Karma Karma Karma chameleon..
Smoothops
Concerning rule #1, I don't want cum drenched tissues coming back at me ...fuck lol
BabydickJones
I'll take "Things The Buddha Never Said" for $2000, Alex.
Djdoubleb
#9 - Don't look back, be in the now. #10 - If you don't look back you are doomed to make the same mistakes.
degenerator
You must have both things in mind at the same time. Yet avoid doing so at the same time. #7
AllOfTheGoodUsernamesAreTaken2
Think #9 more just saying don't dwell on things that you shouldn't and it's sometimes best just to let go
Dyeland250
visit don't live there
justorderalargefarva
You mean #10 and #11 respectively.
mikeatike
Search for "dueling proverbs".
Stealwing
He past is a great place to visit, but a terrible place to live.
WellWellWellLookWhoItIs
You can learn your lesson in the moment, then move on.
Luciferisgood
13. Law of Bullshit. Make shit up
h73o1012
why this bullshit keeping showing?
tehPhreakmang
As an agnostic I follow "do on to others as you'd have others do to you" which is living life the 12 laws and respecting all religions 1/2
tehPhreakmang
It's not some new age Bullshit, I've lived my life based on this philosophy for over 25 years.
GngrbrdMan
Lost me at law #2
snet328
+1 Karma isn't real.
GngrbrdMan
Agreed but saying it makes you sound pretentious.
snet328
The truth does? I guess I shouldn't tell kids not to play with fire then either.
TielKiri
"Go forth and multiply?"
GngrbrdMan
Wait is it basically telling me to fuck everyone?
OlMuskyTheMartian
... Yes. Let's go with that. Go forth newest disciple of Buddha!
GngrbrdMan
I shall fornicate with the people of this land!
OlMuskyTheMartian
Do your people proud! No seriously... Do them.
pcnotpc
These are not Buddhist laws, and I think they aren't Hindu either. Poor Buddha always getting misappropriated for new age woo-woo bullshit.
TheVakarian
There are the Four Great Truths and the Eight-Fold Divine Path, but those aren't really laws or commandments.
pcnotpc
Yes there are, and these 12 "laws" are neither the Four Noble Truths or the Eightfold Path. Adding up to 12 is just a coincidence.
joot
Buddha said there are 40,000 paths to enlightenment. Even clinging to him or the path he described is attachment, and detrimental.
ImAReasonableManGetOffMyCase
"If you meet Buddha walking down the road, kill him"
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joot
Right diligence.
nation543
imo they are the basic principals of life.
LifeCastingDoneByGod
http://www.buddhanet.net/e-learning/8foldpath.htm
Choreopithecus
There's nothing wrong with syncretism. Happens every time a philosophy travels to a new place.
pcnotpc
Yes, Tibetan Buddhism is a great example of this, yet the core ideas remain. There are no 12 laws of karma. New age syncretism = bullshit.
malexmatt
There's syncretism and there's 'I just ripped the innards out of a foreign religion and wear its skin as clothes because it looks cool'
laddeao
If the end result is better people, does it really matter?
malexmatt
I'm not 100% sure this kind of thing creates better people
hottpunkchick
How does this list of 12 basic principals hurt anyone, and Buddha is dead so I don't think he gives a fuck.