Fuzzbutts
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I catsit and send photos to the owners while they're on vacation.
Mar 10, 2014 6:53 AM
Fuzzbutts
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theangryamoeba
That is one pretty Pussy. The girl isn't too bad either.
brap
Plot twist: OP isn't in this photo.
JunkoBecht17
How the fuck do you get a job sad a cat sitter?
PrfctDrk
do you always do it half-naked?
DreamWeavr
Plot twist: OP is the cat.
TheRarispy
Plot twist: YOU are the cat.
BakeCity55
Why did the cat take your pants off?
fezzesarecoolnow
Are catsitting jobs a real thing?
darklydreamingpanda
I was wondering that myself. Big bowl of food and big bowl of water and humans become irrelevant. Except for litter cleaning.
3PenisWine
Omg. Krista? Is that you? Lmao
AnthonyStark
@Fuzzbutts you are summoned.
Fuzzbutts
You summoned? http://imgur.com/KEH6jzi
AnthonyStark
CFC1905
Speaking of pop-ups...
IfIWant2HearFromYouIdShoveMyArmUpYoAssNWorkYourMouthLikeAPuppet
BAH.... painters tape is easy to break out of..... you're in no danger.
derpwagon
Can you come catsit for me? I mean, my wife and I will both be home, but you seem like fun. :D
lightnings0ul
The cat looks like "Meow, what is that b***** doing?"
Mathiason
Looks like OAG.
Germhole
M.C. Escher isn't all that's popping up
BronYAurStomp53
You - I like you
neuronrub
Brilliant, sir. Simply Brilliant
liliawhisper
Who... who took the picture?
Fuzzbutts
m-my mom..... .__.
serentious
You must have a comfortable relationship with your mom. that makes me uncomfortable... in my pants... because penis
TheRarispy
M.C. Escher.
alkenshel
That cat needs to up its game. The ones around your wrists aren't done right.
Hedon
POP-UPS
Uberpastamancer
CanadaisAmericasHat
Mhmm
thesnozzberrytaster
http://imgur.com/nwHkW0B
Obijuankenohedidnt
D'awww
7543
LOL this is so true. +1
dreadpiratekhan
Obligatory: http://img.pandawhale.com/post-22461-Hot-Dogs-Nostalgia-Chick-gif-TYRj.gif
JackTheBongRipper
+1 for Parks an Rec.
atallatallatall
Why does Rob Lowe's hair look so oily. I'm slightly perturbed by this.
Obi2Kenobi
Does the government know? Why are not liberating his hair yet?! Send in the troops! For freedom! FOR 'MURICA!!
LegitLemur
This deserves so much more credit. I (almost) literally lost it during class.
therealkeezyF
LIT-TER-RALLY.
Godsfireworks
Litter-ally.
AndreiTarkovskysMoustache
Figuratively literally.
SomethingHorriblyInappropriate
Mr. Sparklebutt demands 1 ton of catnip in exchange for the girl's safe release.
AIRBORNEALLTHEWAY
SAFE??? DID YOU SAY SAFE??/
Sugarcrotch
id give that cat a ton of catnip to beable to give that girl a release ;) if you know what i mean
Canchocolatejustletmefinish
Oh yeah! Missionary style sex!
Suiteheart
what no he means the Frozen Bluray Edition
ridersfire
Upvoted because it's the first comment not related to sex.
sparklepussy
well I'm no sparklebutt, but I'm pretty damn close...
picklejuices
Haha release
DeltaDin
TheManTheyCallFunshine
Congrats on being the top non-pervy comment.
DeltaDin
It might be because I am also a female and can appreciate the actual funniness of the submission :P
McKavian
That is good, because some people do not find subs funny.
wannabiteoffmahburgerbrah
+1 for the skyward sword reference in your name
DeltaDin
You're like, the only person in the seven months I've been here who commented that. Thank you for that!
stachenglasses
It looks like the cat checks out his ass as he walks by
DeltaDin
He doesn't? :P
ManicModron
I don't tie myself up when I catsit for friends, but I do send texts like "Found cat with crossbow. Cat unhappy with confiscation." (1/2)
ManicModron
Clearly I need to up my game.
dick4
Holy crap...is that an M.C. Escher Pop Up book?!
setphaserstophun
It also pops this way, that way, back and forth, even down and all around! *jazz hands*
804R
No, it's a black hole.
Rivenaleem
ʞooq dn dod
mijfender
walking up the stairs and walking down the stairs and walking up the stairs and walking down the stairs and walking up the sideways stairs
neuronrub
so glad I am not the only one that noticed that.
TheDogEnd
That was the first thing I thought of!
Uberpastamancer
commitmentissuesandgainz
You have no idea
wackjack
A little bit of light bondage is really hot. Not much, just a tad.
NineInchNade
That's the first time I see this gif doing it's magic. It's magnificent.
Suiteheart
Isn't it?
theluckysuccess
Searched for this... was not disappointed...
J4M3S34RLJ9N3S
Does the cat really expect that tape to hold?? And look at that gag; shoddy, shoddy... Cowboys, Ted, they're a bunch of cowboys!
philbagg
Every time I see this gif it reminds me of that video of Stoya reading a book and getting hot n bothered
Uberpastamancer
I'm gonna have to look that up.
philbagg
If you're into women, you won't regret it. Hell, even if you're not it could get you going.
KraznyVeshov
Yeah, wow. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQuT-Xfyk3o
kavorca29
1st gif use I've seen!!! yes
loshea
Dear diary... JACKPOT!
ImNotTurtleyEnough
I thought that this was a new pic and was about to say the same damn thing hahaha
DontWorryYouCanTrustMe
Giggity
IAmStanleyHudson
Awwrightt*
jonathandoeingham
endfreq
Lmao
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
you say that and all I can see is if it's a couple the wife seeing the pic and going "WOT IS THIS R U CHEATING M8?!"
Hungrypiemonger
plot twist: she sent it to the lady of the house.
Bunskin
Dat Family Guy reference. ↑
commitmentissuesandgainz
Dear diary, I was relevant on Imgur today. Good day, good day indeed.
TheGreatVindaloovianEmpire
Rindercellaslostshoe
Haha! I just got you to 69 points!
TheGreatVindaloovianEmpire
bychance
Step 1: buy a cat
PatLanips
SANDPAPERFISTFUCK
Noticed the rugby tabs. Nice. Where/what position do you play?
DaveTheMurderingHippo
Hahaha MANDY MOORE because of the post! :D
mynameisumair
Someone likes Jack Gleeson, Rugby, and illegally downloading movies. Would that be you?
steve699
So, would you please tell a foreigner which one is the downloading movies one?
deafbeats
It's the little bookmark that says PB for Pirate Bay
EntropyEJ
and the one that says KAT
PatLanips
nothing like a good illegal download to start your day
kitty666
tabs
PatLanips
It's all about the tabs
Rugby15
Yeah, rugby tabs! wooooooooooh
QuadrilateralEnix
spreadsheets
fictive
Wohooo, I finally got to give the 1337th point :D
Fuzzbutts
Sweet jesus batman. I went to sleep, woke up on the front page and my inbox looks like this http://imgur.com/GvE28Pw. I'm not even mad.
sciencefarmer
its because you are so attractive
NothingISayIsReallyTrueComeOnItsTheInternet
sooo...u have a fuzz butt?
MadScienceAndAlchemy
What did you expect? Are you TRYING to break the internet? Gah! My poor, stupid, Imgurian brain is overwhelmed. It hurts!
dropthegiraffe
maybe because
?
Fuzzbutts
...YOU CAN'T USE DISNEY LIKE THAT. I fell in love. With a gif. I can't do this anymore.....
dropthegiraffe
I'm sorry! I think you're beautiful that's all! Okay I'll leave lol
tuxedobob
Step 1:
sonicmimosa
http://www.quickmeme.com/img/cd/cdd24979e37ac80f4159b31a17e5c0d132687f9f0b62816f1b785c7ce2e34740.jpg
SparklingCockWaffle
Seriously? People always joke about inboxes being flooded with horny guys on here but it seems so baffling. You really got dick pics? Crazy
Lythar
Probably cause you're like, really cute.
7543
Meat everywhere! Too much meat for the man to handle.
ngotorious
you can baby sit my cat... i dont have one... http://imgur.com/NZMrnoW
Winterous
So, actual dick pics? You should post them publicly with Imgur usernames. But, you know, not on Imgur, because they don't do NSFW.
IDidJust
Did you get this too![]()
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TheInternetIsSeriousBusiness
Shannon? Jesus christ if that isn't you then I know the most similar doppleganger..
Fuzzbutts
Not Shannon but now I wanna know.
LetMeCheckMyLicense
Giggidy!
Reaper114
Yes, well it seems everyone on imgur is more attractive than me. Every dang time. Seriously though, you rock.
Fuzzbutts
LIES! I bet you're a total QT3.14
Reaper114
You used Pi in that statement and as an Engineer I have to applaud you. ^.^
Widgetboy
BeardKhan
I bet you didnt get any actual dong pictures at all.
Fuzzbutts
Actually no. Just a lot of compliments. TIL Imgur is full of awkwardly sweet guys.
BeardKhan
It's easy to be sweet to a creative, funny, beautiful woman.
scaryspice
but it's so hard to be sweet to everyone else...
signalswitch64
And most of them are single. http://imgur.com/xOaFjgg
LikeABonerInSweatpants
did people really send dick pics? Cause I always thought it was hyperbole
Fuzzbutts
Nah no dicks. Imgur is better than that.........
mioelnir
I'd never dare to phrase that like a challenge :)
akujin
Well if you want any, just let me know. I've got several. Some are even of me.
MoistBear
no we're not
LikeABonerInSweatpants
haha, as someone who's been here 2 years....is it? But then again, that's why I'm here I guess
ZorkZork69
I can guarantee at least 14 people fapped to this.
Fuzzbutts
At least.
ZorkZork69
lmfao. hilarious. Just give me a rough number of how many guys messaged you begging for more.
Fuzzbutts
60ish. I'm trying to keep up by replying but they keep flooding in @_@
ZorkZork69
LMFAO!!! I swear from a man's standpoint, you basically "apply" for jobs that may or may not be there on social networks... So bad and despe
Fuzzbutts
I should clarify that. No one asked me for more. Just compliments and jokes :)
thereeper
So uh can we have some more?
ourari
This seems like a great oversight. You should make more.
shmoland
I also take photos of myself sitting pantsless on furniture whenever I house sit for someone.
ChewableJim
Just don't forget Step 1.
Fuzzbutts
I'm wearing shor- oh nvm....
Saikko
are you wearing...fuzzbutts?
lawndartcatcher
"Burn that couch".
IbukiOnTheScene
never wash that couch
ObamaLlamaDuck
As a British person - this means something entirely different to me
DaveTheMurderingHippo
As a non-british person - I understand what it means to you
[deleted]
[deleted]
ObamaLlamaDuck
Pants means underpants
one1deuce
What does it mean
ObamaLlamaDuck
Pants means underpants
BorderlineBoozehound
Pants = underwear
Suiteheart
What does it mean x2
RandomErraticPerson
To the Brits "pants" are what normal people call "underwear".
IbukiOnTheScene
(as in, what Americans refer to as pants)
IbukiOnTheScene
then what do they call pants
Maddsterina
trousers
BorderlineBoozehound
"Normal people."
UnpopularOpinions
That cat is enormous.
HeistheZissou
It's called a pussy.
DoriDori
this is turning in a fairly popular opinion
damnwhatever
Finally someone notices this.
MrPivujju
I'll give her something else that is enormous!
Neonmermaid23
Perceptiooooon.
UnpopularOpinions
That isn't perception. Look at how large it is compared to the footrest that goes with that chair, the one it's lying on.
SkittleE
You don't know that, we need a banana for scale.
adadsupreme
Forced perspective. Think of the cat as Boromir, and the girl as Frodo.
UnpopularOpinions
I'm not comparing the cat to the girl; I'm comparing it to the footrest on which it is lying.
adadsupreme
Oh. Oh yeah.
gggggggggggggggggggggg
the cat will die near the end of the movie
soyouwanttobeadoctor
I've been staring and staring.... where's this cat?
genesic
I'm getting tired of all these jokes about cats being evil, psychopaths, killers, etc. My cat is the sweetest thing in the world, and (1/?)
genesic
PLEASE SEND HELP. MY CAT IS TERRORIZING ME AND BROWSES IMGUR. I DON'T THINK SHE'S FIGURED OUT HOW TO OPEN REPLIES YET BUT PRETTY SOO
genesic
Let this be a warning to you, humans.
ken27238
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck *burns laptop*
Snoweh
This was fabulous omg
TheHarp
Comment gold right here.
IDidJust
VillainsCommaLikeBlondesCommaHaveMoreFun
Take my upvotes you magnificent bastard!
NerdN1
As long as you cannot purchase food off the internet and open the container, cat, you have no power here!
gentlecyclone
and the cat rising has begun
SaFalken
Someone has a latent bondage fetish.
holyiv
I could solve this for her; Put me in coach.
spongehead
plot twist: the catsitter is behind the camera
Shamorza
Clearly it isn't latent anymore.
UsernameForwardSlashAccountURL
Is it me?
starshroom108
Is it...is it the cat?
souplegs
Apparently it's me.
msommer
*patent
commitmentissuesandgainz
;)
loltoltok
I'll be in my bunk.
DanNeedsLoveToo
I get a boner when I get handcuffed..
Artefact
*latex
ObscureStarWarsReference
I'm here to help.
crosvenir
Well... I do now...
tlouislouis
Shit, you've rumbled me
Damnyousalazar
Shouldn't it be latex?
ChevronOneisEncoded
Whoohoo!
stevetehpirate
Is it me?
werkedover
"Oooh ooh ooh ooh is it a kidnapping? Oh god please kidnapping hehehehe"--Cherylynne.
ZackBall
Every cat has +5 to Use Rope. Duh.
fractalsphere
It's not so latent.. ;)
Byrd3790
Well if she does, She can mesage me for tips on proper ropes and knots.
Spanked84
Glad I read comments before posting. My first thought was 'someone's into self bondage at the least'.
ourari
If she'd sent me this picture, I'd ask her to stop being a house-sitter and start moving in.
ArdentSlacker
Since it's "owners", plural... I imagine one of the partners may find it awkward. Best case, their kid having to give up a room.
ourari
There are plenty of adult couples who have an adult live-in playmate.
ArdentSlacker
Yes, and best of luck getting into that arrangement. :D
Nandabun
-ears perk-
aguyuno
Well hi there :P
Wylf
Who doesn't?
QuadrilateralEnix
Nor do I.
SnickerMyKnickers
Indeed. There's a little bondage in all of us.
HidingFromSam
TheChinamanIsNotTheIssue
Me. Me doesn't.
textilelover
Thank G-d I'm not the only one! I always feel like I have to apologize for being vanilla...
TheRarispy
Wylf
Liar.
gisildur
That's the spirit.
Justinicus
Well good for you, accepting it and bringing it out into the open!
phlat6
To be clear, you don't want to be tied up AND you don't want to tie anyone up? Yeah not buying it...
TheChinamanIsNotTheIssue
Absolutely not. I fully and completely do not understand that fetish. Anathema to me.
Wylf
Which, in all seriousness, is completely fine. :) My earlier comment wasn't a 100% serious.
UseTheSource
mine isn't latent I can tell you.
TheLannistersSendALovelyFruitBasket
Can I join the nor is mine party?
UseTheSource
if you aren't tied up at the moment. Oh, who am I kidding.
TheLannistersSendALovelyFruitBasket
Feh. I wish
UseTheSource
surely there's at least a bondage workshop near you! What country/province/state are you from?
rawrandotherscarynoises
my fiancé would say that mine isn't either. :)
UseTheSource
she would... if she wasn't gagged?
Ifpeeingyourpantsiscoolconsidermemilesdavis
prove it
UseTheSource
yes, pictures!
dobuch
internet points for you!
UseTheSource
aw yiss, what do I do with them?
SaFalken
Nor is mine. :)
UseTheSource
I suppose it's time to refer to the Fetlife imgur group again.
LatexAndLesbians
Do tell
TheLannistersSendALovelyFruitBasket
god damn, dat username
UseTheSource
now that I have a more private connection, I can even tell you the url: https://fetlife.com/groups/66932
UseTheSource
There is a Imgur group on FetLife.
AsylumBound42
Wait theres a fetlife imgur group? Please tell me more lol
UseTheSource
https://fetlife.com/groups/66932, but I don't think we've really found a purpose for it yet
SnickerMyKnickers
Social media site for people into BDSM, S&M, etc. I've browsed it for ideas and info. It can have some really useful stuff!
TheLannistersSendALovelyFruitBasket
Likewise!
cavelcade
"Latent."
monkeyvonban
more like B-latent amirite
NotACanadian
*latex
Jthechef
no the comment is correct I believe
NotACanadian
As is mine. Now get on your knees, slave.
cavelcade
Your ideas are intriguing to me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
NotACanadian
Do you eat babies?
cavelcade
No sir, I do not.
Fuzzbutts
I didn't see it that way until the great flood of wieners. I just saw the cat....and the badass pop up book.
TastyBrainMeats
That is a badass popup book indeed.
AmishTwinkie
Flood of weiners.
MrCopulationHat
Was afraid to click but it paid off, seen it before but still funny.
pyrocreep
Heheh, flood of wieners.
FrankTank2
So did you actually get creepy pics? Because you'd be the first OP I've actually heard of this happening to. Also is that a bathrobe sash?
Fuzzbutts
NO. Maybe. YOU'RE NOT MY MOM.
FrankTank2
Then how do I know you have a fuzzy butt, LITTLE LADY?!?
Fuzzbutts
Tis not necessarily my fuzzy butt. My name refers to all fuzzy butts; long hair and short.
ObamaLlamaDuck
Holy shit is that an MC Escher pop-up book!?
Lavidion
"great flood of wieners" sounds like a band name. As a lass I have a kitty you could take care of. ;)
Raelag
your humor is amusing.
itsMentah
Wieners hah
FrozenGenesis
AW YISS, POP UP BOOKS! F*CK YEAH
Artoriass
thanks for making me picture an ark with a bunch of animals on it with an oncoming tsunami of weiners
altairibnlaahad
note to self, OP is cute....Note to self, try to smooth over OP....How you doin?
fusociety
Smoooth...
altairibnlaahad
ain't i a stinka?
fusociety
Well there's a butt in both your username and "something about yourself", no wonder your inbox got showered with weewees.
Raelag
lol
SaFalken
I'm just trying to figure out how my comment was worth 800+ upvotes.
pyrocreep
People like bondage more than you'd think.
RadioRat
Can confirm, bondage is pretty great
SaFalken
As made evident with my foray into Ann Summers with my girlfriend. For the record, we're both very much into kink.
HidingFromSam
rsvr79
Wait, an M.C. Escher pop up book? How does that even work?
mx3goose
Its not his architectural work its more the patterns and self portraits of his. Its actually really neat.
Fuzzbutts
See, you have to be able to see into the 4th dimension. That my friend is where you'll also find the 4th hole. You're welcome.
bitemypixels
I had to google 4th hole hahaha
rsvr79
How did we go from pop up books to the 4th hole? We haven't even had dinner yet.
bitemypixels
PD: you are awesome
NotNSAagent
You are hot and tied up. Prepare your inbox.
FeedThoseKitties
Hot, tied up, *and* likes cats. ;-)
yolkinthemiddleofnowhere
http://imgur.com/6g3Zq
Merrysteam4
This deserves more points!
imagurk
Be a little more considerate. This cat tied her up and took her pants. None of us is safe.
livebackwards
cmc8290
"inbox"
ibearbadnews
whoa whoa whoa, she is CUTE.
CupPotatoesINC
Plottwist: the girl in the picture is not OP.
forscienceandbeyond
Gnosis226
Ah there it is. I knew that would be here somewhere.
applerazmataz
something something joke about pussy
Drpurrpurrpurr
I don't want to suggest she isn't hot (she might be), but you can hardly see any of her - you have obnoxiously low standards.
Paramike
No pants and a pussy?http://www.gifcrap.com/g2data/albums/Forum/I%20can%20fap%20to%20this.gif
McStabsworth
I dont know when but i know i will need this
SlightlyNormal
Reading those comment make me think imgur is filled by nothing but immature 12 year olds.
Schmedes
Says the person who can't use their words.
SlightlyNormal
Ah, the classic grammar nitpicking.
ChickenandFishMakesAGreatDish
I know you are but what am I?!
SlightlyNormal
Thanks for confirming my suspicion with that kindergarden worthy comeback.
MasterRuser
So is your FACE
SlightlyNormal
Oh.. Well.. You.. YOU TOO AND YOUR MOM!
mikr
12 year olds normally are immature...imgur is filled with immature people of all ages. that's what you have to look out for.
TheDogEnd
Do people actually do this? Randomly inbox girls creepy messages in the hopes that she's into complete strangers? I still don't get Imgur.
MissRenegadeRabbit
Yep. Especially at the mention of double-Ds (it had to do with the original post).
ArdentSlacker
I always pictured a horde of tux-clad classy giraffes stampeding. At best, well intentioned; obnoxious at worst... but overall, just noise.
tarosama
I did it when I was younger but then I realised
tarosama
god dammit this isn't reddit
tarosama
but then I realized 1 it's creepy and 2 you're never going to get anywhere.
TheCanadianNerd
"maybe if I tell her how resplendent she looks she'll want to hold hands."
matrix86
Step away from the fedora!
TheCanadianNerd
*straightens trench coat and combs beard* It's a trillby you swine!
SixPathsOfPain
Normally it's us men doing it to women because men are weirder. Just ignore us. I don't do it though, so no need to worry.
Anononononon
Says the boot warrior. That's right a man who fights for ass is LESS creepy than most of the men on imgur.
Drpurrpurrpurr
Yes, and all you need is to look marginally female. Just don't make photos of yourself available to strangers. Just don't.
Brainal
Marginally female. Ha. Ha.
ThunderAtHawaii
Marginally female.
Fuzzbutts
http://imgur.com/rcZXxKz
EveryoneGetsAFreeCat2
Are you wearing underwear in the photo with the cat? Because it is you, riiiiight? Okay it is, don't say it isn't.
ClubsCantHandleMe
a gif of JL i never saw before!
soukmania
Put it in your collection.
MrPredator
Fuzzbutts
SAVED. for reasons...
Ruzzcube
VeeKoo
I'd let you tie me up...
soukmania
That's (one) of my fetishes.
iGotTheLastCookie
http://imgur.com/bhWvRbF
QuadrilateralEnix
This is why I always go out wearing pull off pants and loose shoes.
Othayuni
So how aroused were you when you took the photo of you and the cat?
ADirtySmellyHippy
K so, do I have to actually go somewhere to have you sit my cat?
NotNSAagent
How you feline? Cause you purrfect, I'm not kitten!!
Fuzzbutts
The amount of cat puns just made my ovaries explode. Thanks. I just had those fixed.
GodIsDeadLongLiveDog
gurl, r u a beaver? cus dam!
MasterRuser
Gurl, is ur father retarded? cuz u special!!
Kemi337
It really was a cat-astrophe
falksalt
But your anus is ok ?
ColonelOfTruth
Best comment I've read in a while.
rererepost
Asking the important questions
SnortBassLines
http://0.tqn.com/h/humor/1/H/m/M/-/-/Wat.jpg
NotNSAagent
http://imgur.com/95tqhQO
oldmanflags
So did y’all get married or what? It’s been 7 years.
MulattoLatte
Get a room
genocyber36
prepare the inbox, the outbox, the comments, replies, metaphysical space, personal space, and anything else I'm missing.
NotNSAagent
TIL the word Metaphysical
genocyber36
it's nice, isn't it? or is it? do words really exist?
IComeHereForBoobsAndRecipes
myspace.
genocyber36
that's not so much missing as it is abandoned.
Fuzzbutts
Anus. You're missing anus.
gpdesjardins
hahaha, I was gonna say butthole but didn't want to be rude
YesIChangedMyNameAgain
I assumed that's what he meant by "outbox"
nickg131
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7028529408/hD4FA1AF1/
Wylf
Wouldn't that technically be personal space?
genocyber36
*sigh* I knew I forgot something. well...prepare that, too.....if you're into that sort of thing
Fuzzbutts
MY ANUS IS ALWAYS PREPARED.
nickg131
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7028529408/hD4FA1AF1/
NotNSAagent
I'm in love.
genocyber36
http://replygif.net/thumbnail/102.gif
GifMagister
Stop, my penis can only get so erect
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
Calm down girl. I'm not into backdoor stuff. 6 out of 7 holes are enough.
KnockKnockWhosThereJehovahsWitness
Ey bby. U wan sum fuk?
DeadlyRicochet
No, it belongs to the cat now
InboxMeYourGermanShepherds
You could drown a toddler in my boxers right now...
NothingISayIsReallyTrueComeOnItsTheInternet
Oh myyyy....
gisildur
plot twist: OP is a guy.
thereeper
I was just going to say you could send those to me too, but now I want to take you to dinner and movie and buy you things
AllisClam
It's too fuzzy back there.
findmeinbadcomments
This caused a ruckus in my loins.