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Talos dammit, Ralof!
Jul 22, 2015 5:36 AM
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MagnustheJust
This is why the Orcs are better... we just have zero fucks to give.
OutAtHome
Real Nords do not drink the fruity empire drink but only the hardest of Ales
VitaminJay
MEAD!
ebonbladeofrevan
Yea Ralof, but Ulfric's a dick!
Sassmachine
Don't get me started on the Aldermari Dominion.
CylonN6
*Aldmeri. Boyfriend told me he'd be disappointed were I to not join the Stormcloaks, but I could play how I wanted. Were I Stormcloak.
VitaminJay
Oh, Talos. Those assholes...
CivilizedUndead
While I was on the imperial aide, I killed every dominion elf soldier I saw. Fuck those guys.
IspelStufWrongeAlTeTim
Just in case https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExWfh6sGyso
VitaminJay
Exactly where I nicked it from.
IspelStufWrongeAlTeTim
I got the joke right away just wanted to make sure someone didn't miss it.
VitaminJay
IspelStufWrongeAlTeTim
Now what you need are grown men who have remembered the monty python quotes and have played Skyrim. Thats your audience. Best of luck.
Iaintneverscurred
I didn't become a Legate of the Imperial Army to let some filthy Nord peasants halt societal progress in Tamriel!
VitaminJay
General Tullius approves.
Iaintneverscurred
What he wouldn't approve of, however, is how I married the High Elf lady who owns the clothes shop in Solitude. <_<
VitaminJay
Hey, love finds a way. As long as the Empire is united...
Iaintneverscurred
Love is also well dressed, now. I'm the only Dovah who has threads this fine.
VitaminJay