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DynamicBeardSurgery

Things under your bed will try to grab you regardless of age.

9 years ago |

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tornBetweenWinningAndNotWinning

I do it because that's how you make a bed

9 years ago |

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hitshappens

If your bed has no below, you don't have to worry about this

9 years ago |

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mikes5673

This probably won't be a comfort to you, but if there is actually something under your bed tonight, you're already fucked.

9 years ago |

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Krautenhain

I always need the buttons at the foot side because im scared something might crawl out of the blanket onto my face

9 years ago |

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Thneitis

I sleep naked with no sheets. Nothing will mess with you then

9 years ago |

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Valondra

Just, on a mattress? No sheet? Thats unhygienic.

9 years ago |

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Gikero

I like to sleep on my stomach with my feet in the air because my aunt made me watch Pet Cemetery when I was 6.

9 years ago |

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Gikero

I have a irrational fear of my Achilles tendon being sliced. I'm 26.

9 years ago |

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CatsAreAssholes

You should be more concerned about locking things in the bed with you when the sheets are tucked in.

9 years ago |

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cakeresurfacer

Or getting stuck trying to escape your bed when something jumps out from underneath

9 years ago |

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Adambean

Or things that will creep on your head from that side of the bed.

9 years ago |

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metalchef72

Or accidentally giving yourself a Dutch oven while you sleep

9 years ago |

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Valondra

Or even confusing a duvet with a sheet.

9 years ago |

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Adambean

OR THE DUVET SUDDENLY TURNS INTO SPIDERS GODDAMN !!

9 years ago |

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