FlamingDeathGoat
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Apr 2, 2020 10:05 PM
FlamingDeathGoat
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Leonardo1975
boredpanda17
We need a better font!
MycroftisSmarter
All they had was Angel Soft left at the store and I've never used it before. It was no bueno.
Impossibrew
Quilted Northern or gtfo
th3guy
Cottonelle or Rot in Hell
Private4160
Forsythia?
DontDoWhatDonaldDontDoes
They predicted everything
puravidaputo
Just stay the fuck home y’all? people still keep driving to the beach and going out for stupid shit. Essentials only ppl...fuck
BluLuna
We had a good stock of tp because we'd forget if we had some at home or not. We're running low though. Leaving my cave to tp hunt soon...
puravidaputo
I want to see my parents and friends again... people are losing their jobs and their lives...
Iwontbeback
so does everyone else, get it together
Winter23
The same wound may not always bleed the same. Dont be so harsh on them.
stiligFox
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FlamingDeathGoat
In quarantine time, 1.2 days is actually 9 months.
MaintenanceGuyHere
Yup, that was mine.
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FlamingDeathGoat
That's how recycling works, less material each time.
AHundredBillionBottles
If the US is at war, and Coronavirus is the enemy, Trump and his cohorts are guilty of Treason.
FlamingDeathGoat
... What??? I fucking HATE Donald Trump. But that makes no sense. Lots of objective reasons to vote against him, lets win with logic!
AHundredBillionBottles
Purposely failing to " insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare" violates his oath ∴ Treason
QuasiIntellectualChimpanzee
He ignored the early warnings and failed to mobilize federal resources and is even now dragging his feet.
LordMondragon
He’s also fighting with the governors and not implementing a national strategy to fight virus. We have states fighting each other for PPE
QuasiIntellectualChimpanzee
That’s by design. There’s profit to be made.
LordMondragon
15x the f’ing price?!? That’s just Dollars > American lives. Weak leadership, defense production act 3+ months too late. Still not in place
YukonFox
Simpson's, is there anything they can't relate to?
ElbowDeepInUserSub
One million monkeys and one million Simpsons episodes, they have covered every possible event over multiple timelines.
retrohellix
A good series finale?
StressedOut
Anything they can't predict?
DanskeEncyklist
Less predict, more been around so long that literally everything has happened and they've made a satire of it
timmmmmmmm11
Flanderersis.
whistlebuzz
No.
NoOneToBeTrifledWith
After 30+ years any show would be able to relate to pretty much everything
YukonFox
Yet most of what they nailed was done in the first 8 seasons
ProcrastinatingEddie
My high school final senior paper was how The Simpsons relate to real life. I aced it. Oh yeah this was in 2002, 18 seasons ago.
jikanwalker
Quarantine can’t last forever (it’s been 21d). We need tests, ventilators, PPEs, apps to isolate people who were in contact with positives..
BrailleCortex
lol
BionicBeach
We’re very early in the stages of quarantine especially considering it hasn’t been enforced legally or uniformly (in US)
DrRad
And quarantine.
PooPculture
True quarantine would be nation wide issuing mandatory stay at home orders for every household shutting all businesses using natl guard 1/2
PooPculture
And military to distribute groceries and supplies and envoking martial law arresting anyone on the street.
NorthernGeek
It could take years to create a vaccine, the best we can do is stay home and not risk getting it and spreading it to others
Kokoryta
18 months. A couple of labs have created vaccines, but they need to test for a year for safety/efficacy before it can go public
Nukemouse
Forever no, but 6+ months? More than likely yes. You understand these sorts of diseases do the rounds for YEARS right?
ThatNoPicklePeeThatNoPumpARum
We are far far past "isolate people in contact" over 180 thousand cases are "unknown" in terms of contact with positives.
CityYeti
A doctor on fox news said if we have an incredibly strict quarantine, we would have a dramatic drop in cases in 2 weeks. He also put fox
CityYeti
news in its place too
Cliterate
Whaaaat. I wish I could see it. If it’s online and someone finds it, can you link? Just googling “doctor quarantine fox” is frustrating
CityYeti
https://www.yahoo.com/huffpost/doctor-rishi-desai-fox-news-085227730.html
TheOnlyPtylerdactyl
Quarantine hasn't even started in reality; lot of states haven't issued stay-at-homes. As long as dinguses are wandering, the timer is at 0.
jcow1995
Yeah we haven't done shit in Nebraska. My hours are reduced,. But I'm still working, free to go anywhere.
darthlame
We have stay at home in NH. It feels like everything is essential though. Real quarantine would be only emergency services running, IMO
tigercheesesteak
Herd immunity here we come
hotstuffburns
Even so, some states stay at home orders and jokes. My states is a joke.
facebooktwittergoogleyahoo2
Texas?
thechervil
As a Texan, that was also my first thought.
hotstuffburns
Idaho, we still don’t allow mass church gatherings. Yet.
jikanwalker
I am European.
Tr1gg3rH4ppy
I'm sorry
TheOnlyPtylerdactyl
Lucky.
FlamingDeathGoat
Fancy.
CareIDoNot
Which country my dude?
jikanwalker
Spain
CareIDoNot
How you holding up?
RiverCityHawkeye
I amError
Leonardo1975
I am Groot.
Tr1gg3rH4ppy
I am Steve Rogers
Akaihasu
And? There is no european quarantine.
thisnameistaken
Almost all European countries have locked down to some extent
Akaihasu
Yeah. Its a difference between "stay at home, its best for all" and "you are all in quarantine now"
PyllyNalleMissionaries
Or at least said "hey, you should stay at home as much as possible" which is the case over here, and people tendtl listen