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Feb 12, 2024 12:34 PM
Multipass
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3nd3rwiggin
Every other place "We don't want them either!"
RooGryphon
Needs dickheads wearing red hats containing the letters maga in it as well
manWithNoHands
who me? i did nothing
PostalHeathen
SomebodythatIusedtonope
DRockchild
If only they would have put this up on Twitter the first day. Too late now all the dickheads are already in.
westPAguy
ThePastmaster
Not censored so definitely not a strong, secure, Alpha MAGA.
ImSadist
I need this framed
taez555
Copperbrat
Dickheads have zero self-awareness.
AliceInjection
If you don't know whether or not you are a dick head, you're probably a dick head.
DrDadJokes
but squealing pigs are allowed.
ironymus
How about drunken pigs?
ironymus
astrangehop
Impossible. 5 registers open at once will never happen.
NewCrobuzonCitizen
What problem does Mormons have with a Coke ?
IrrelevantHandle
The caffeine is a mind altering substance and they disapprove
RobJenkins
HashMaster9k
And to drive the point home, he told Simon he had to leave shortly afterward.
ButteryBiscuitBass
First thing I thought of too +1
allhisdarkmaterials
Oh, English is so fun.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
AsAHistorian
Whoever decided on the capitalization for this sign was a dickhead.
HonestCommentFarmer
What does this have to do with a squealing pig though?
ClarkKunt
My firm has a “no jackass” policy. If you’re a jackass, we won’t hire them. If we find out too late, we won’t keep them. No jackasses.
mikeatike
That's most of our interview process. For the most part we can train people to do the job. But no amount of training can cure a jackass. That includes people that outright lie on their resume.
Multipass
Can I work for you?
TheLesserOfTwoWeevils
Requires self-awareness as if you are or are not in fact a dickhead.
PinkyTheUnicorn2
Something nearly every dickhead I've ever met has lacked.
ironymus
I think it's one of the defining points of being a dickhead. Having no self insight
tinytyrant
wait... is that a sign in a store that sells dickhead juice?
MadCat221
I’m… not really sure a sperm bank is really a “store” per se.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
they do store it, but it's def not a bank - can't take loans or earn interest on deposits