Fivegoldentoques
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Dec 5, 2019 12:50 AM
Fivegoldentoques
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nancyin60510
Love me some sweet, but damn! That’s Wilfred Brimley level
DaveSamsonite
Needs to have another brown crayon added to it. (Credit due to Charlie Brown, rating Lucy’s homemade hot cocoa.)
besieged
I put Chambord in mine and prefer mixing the marshmallows in before i pour it into the cup. It becomes frothy when poured.
370zSteve
And a can of pre ban fourloko
nirvashtype000
Add peppermint schnapps, rumchata, or kahlua.
BrewmasterDan
Why in the slow cooker though does it have to cook for 6 hours?
CourtneyRocks
Omg I can feel my heart clogging as I look at this
jenw
Chocolate milk warmed up slowly in the stove and dosed with a heavy hand of powdered hot cocoa.
leni5225
That is delicious ruin for ppl with lactose intolerance. Worth the paaain
beatingoffinfrontofapegasus
Enjoy your butt flood
Etherimos
Made this tonight - I have never had richer hot chocolate in my life! Kids loved it! Adult's loved it (Bailey's optional) Good suggest OP!
EirikHam
Why does americans use vanilla extract in everything they make?
marginallysane1
And Bailey's to taste
grimgrinner
So you’re saying, what, the whole bottle?
marginallysane1
That'll do fine
goodisunpopular
The sweet-con milk plus the chips would make this hot chocolate way too sweet for me. Use cocoa powder & starch if it needs to be thicker.
JaceTandeski
Hi, low, medium? And how long?
firehawkcultist
PSA: ALWAYS ADD A PINCH OF SALT TO ANY CHOCOLATE RECIPE TO ENHANCE THE CHOCOLATENESS
Elonmoonqueen
I'm having the worst lactose intolerant moment just reading the ingredients. This will turn me in to Krampus... Cause of the cramps...
wutangkillabee
Can't you just get lactose free milk and cream, where you live?
Koravel34
This is as good a place to ask as any: Anyone know a lactose-free sub for heavy cream? Just found out I have developed lactose intolerance
icomeheretobedistracted
The cream makes it crazy rich. Leave it out. It's still amazing.
Koravel34
And several of my favorite recipes had a bit of heavy cream in them. :(
pirate89RAWR
Full fat coconut milk works well in sweet recipes! My sister is allergic to dairy, so I've experimented.
Eunoterp
M Mmm, I taste.....CHILI CON CARNE!
phreak1986
Looks like the aftermath from chili con Carne...
tirpider
Chocolate and chiles are a pretty good match.
philbagg
I like it. Chocolate? Good. Cream? Good? Beef? GOOOOOOOD
secondgoaround
It tastes like feet!
NotWelcomehere
Hell nah I'm using semi-sweet and dark, gimme that bitter shit!
nonCanadianGoose
I like milk, abuelita, and licor 42.
lardtards
Found the Puertorican
nonCanadianGoose
Strangely enough, Asian redneck, but I work around Latinos a lot in my life.
lardtards
Koo. Puertorican redneck here.
Mitanhal
Add frangelico
jhanked
Naw, make it in a pot in like fifteen minutes. Half gallon of whole milk, one and a half melting chocolate discs, half a bag of PB chips.
jhanked
Add a spoonful of unsweetened cocoa, or else the chocolate discs and peanut butter chips make it sickly sweet.
jhanked
Add a dash of cinnamon, chili pepper if you want some kick, or caramel if you want to go from PB Hot Chocolate to Snickers Hot Chocolate.
jhanked
This conchoction took a few winters to perfect in terms of ratios so experiment on your own time, but hot damn is it delicious.
jhanked
(Also yeah just stir it and whisk the result, it's done in no time, no need to make a day of it.)
malachitedragon
Do I set it on low? High? How many hours for? YOUR RECIPE INSTRUCTIONS ARE BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD
oopsIdroppedmypocketpasta
Bruh, no baking chocolate? No spices? Not even a few pinches of salt for contrast?
jhanked
Hot chocolate without cayenne pepper is a waste of hot chocolate.
oopsIdroppedmypocketpasta
On God
Bertholomew
Wonder what the calorie count in one cup is?
Delathi
Yes
daou0111
0.1 heart attacks
icomeheretobedistracted
It's xmas. There's no calories at xmas!
Devious11
Replace 1 cup of milk with 1/2 cup of peppermint schnapps, 1/4 cup of crème de menthe, and 1/4 cup of dark crème de cacao.
MrDaMann
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namelessdietyofdownvotes
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thecraftinista
That sounds like heaven!
thisisharderthaniknew
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imgonnahavetoask
Doot de doo
birry13
Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside
hahamadeyoucry
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harper54
I have done this. They were like sitting next to Santa on his sleigh while riding downhill with your mouth open. Made 5 rounds for guests!
harper54
punknoodles0
Archer's peppermint patty!
Devious11
Chesslover
Doot
punknoodles0
I've made this, it's awesome.
anaujiramevolyllaeri
That sounds reallyy good except I would probably do 1/2 cup of the creme de cacao and 1/4 cup each of the other two
kwayit
Why is chocolate chips and milk on the same line?
jonathantoast
It would cause the text to fall into the pot or chocolate otherwise
md724
Poor space planning.
thehumanoidsarecoming
its what you melt the chocolate in.
PineapplePizza4you
Who writes a recipe like that? Savage.
dudedude09
Adam or Machoman Randy?
HighwayStar
What? In a list going down the page? Everyone.
ilovecosmetics
IamNotAshamed
The name also sounds like rap lyrics
Fivegoldentoques
The same guy who tries to impress with his mad slow cooker skills
Dondarian
Maybe I'm ignorant, but I just see a list of ingredients. Is that not a good thing? I've got to be totally missing the joke here
ASavageBear
5 ingredients on 4 lines and no indication of what to with them apart from "crock pot"
PuraVidaMN
We are missing a 7 page story of how the cook’s neighbors’ dog has corrective eye surgery and how they raised money in the spirit of giving.
cdel58
Well you just combine them all in the crockpot. That’s it.
MrsJungleCat
As long as you can see that it calls for 6 cups of milk. Oh, and how long should it be in the crock pot?
terminexTM
It’s a crockpot hot chocolate, just combine everything in and set it to low and you can literally leave it on for a full day
HighwayStar
Combine and keep warm. You think this is complicated?
MrsJungleCat
What if it makes that weird gross skin on top?
HighwayStar
Skim