Here's some random shits

Jun 2, 2020 11:20 PM

Rima13

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Say when, when it's too cheesy.

It's alright to feel rage and anger. This is new for all of us.

Me after this lock down, out of shape, dumb and derpy.

People, I recently read this book. It is amazing. I highly recommend it.

Again it's alright to be unproductive. It'll gonna be okay.

Just a reminder that all of us must participate in politics. Because if we don't, fuckers always decide for us.

2020 be like this

Fake it till make it

It's Wednesday my dudes. Be safe there. Protect your rights as long as you protecting your health from this plague. It's not easy living in these situations but all will pass and you'll have great story to tell to your grand kids.

Please comment talk about your feelings

Love y'all

This was supposed to be the cat tax. My little dumb Simba. I love him

funny

random

wholesome

memes

#26 She's not on her period, she's ovary acting.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Haha

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Simbaaaaa! Yea kittay.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Oh my god he's so fun. You'll love him. Shoot me a private message, I'll send more pics of him.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Will do. As soon as I figure out how. Pretty new here, slowly getting there.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

URN URN AN URN URN

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

#25 is really inspiring. As a 6'5 guy with a 17 1/2-pack, I really needed to hear this today. Thank you so much.

6 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

You are pretty. But again look after your health :)

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As an overweight man with a terrible personality, it really inspired me to keep ignoring my health issues and blame women for not liking me.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Haha.You are pretty. But again look after your health my dude :)

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm 6'2" and have a problem with enlarged organs. Everything else I can deal with but a huge penis is not exactly a blessing x_x

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Haha

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How to Win Friends and Influence People TLDR - Be nice to people, and also REALLY extroverted.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This book is good man. Simple principals yet so practical.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It is all very true, but way more painful and almost impossible to implement if you are particularly introverted.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know it's hard. But do it step by step. Make a small conversation at mall. Try being yourself. Start showing your face. It gets easier

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Did they just drown that frog?

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Frogs like water

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

yeah i was kinda worried too then I remembered frogs are amphibious

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They can use both hands?

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It's a ... frog. Lives in water.

6 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 1

They don't breath water, though. They need to be able to leave it to breath.

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

So you think that frog can't climb out of there? Or jump out??

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I did the Dale Carnegie course at work. The person who desperately needed the skills wouldn't go alone and I was the only one talking to her

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

At that point. Main takeaway: let people save face. But not at the cost of your rep. Simple mistakes are one thing, gross negligence another

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm glad it worked out fine for you

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#7 Oh, perhaps I'll read it t—waaaaaaaitaminute

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a good read trust me :)

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What is the music for #2?

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Sorry idk

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Source for #32? Amazing.

6 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 1

You are amazing

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Mii canal on the wii. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Um4OQ6KP1m4

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Are there narrow boats on the Mii canal?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Canal is channel in multiple languages.. it's the same word

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"It'll gonna be ok." That poorly spoken sentence does make me feel better.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I'm not native :)) sorry for my bad English. Btw you are amazing. It'll gonna be okay trust me

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Thanks internet stranger. I appreciate you.

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Thank you :-*

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#20 i feel like this

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Your feelings are beautiful. It's alright. Just adjust to the situations and you'll good to go

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is 6'2" with abs... "I'm not pretty anymore?"

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You are great. You are fascinating. You are pretty

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#33 Neko samuri. It's free on Prime, and great.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You are great

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Thank you, so are you ?

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This was wholesome. Thanks!

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You'll do great my dude. Talk to me if you want

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Didn't need sound to hear that, "I'll whoop your ass."

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#10 I'm in exactly that situation right now, fuck you :(

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It's alright buddy. Talk to me if you want

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've said it before and I'll say it again, #28 that isn't how B.C. works. It'd be 1 B.C. because it'll be counting down.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

It's just a joke :) don't take it hard

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Memes are essential to life, therefore, make them good. ~S. Truett Cathy.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sure thing :) you are amazing buddy

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Simba is amazing

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Simba sends kitty's kiss which is combined with little teeth :)) text me to send you a pic of Simba whenever you felt down

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Btw you are amazing

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I thought the "treating boyfriend when his boys aren't around" was with the pouring caramel and I was so confused.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Haha. I mean we boys love the physical affection. But treat your spouse like your spouse not like child :-*

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also confused, thought it was referencing Canadian boyfriends.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#7 I've red, reread, reread, and reread that book. 100% worth the $20 or whatever it is

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I know right? ?

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I needed this dump.

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You're most welcome

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That baby platypus is plastic

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It’s CGI from the world of fantastical beast or whatever it’s called, the Harry Potter spin off

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a rock, supposedly, but you're right that it's completely fake. it's not even an accurate representation

6 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

That's because it's a Niffler from fantastic beasts. Cute, but fake.

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Super Sculpey.

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It's okay to feel hate and anger.

6 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

You stole my line :)) keep the great work my dude

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hating the fake platypus is how many start down the path of the Dark Side.

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How dare you :))

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I’m giving you an upvote (especially for the uplifting animals) but I hate you for #36

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:)))) i deserve it. Thank you

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A few of these are tiktocs

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I don't have that dumb app :) i just gather them in random places

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have it! That's why I can recognize them lol. I don't think it deserves ALL the hate because there's some good comedy on there

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#11-we just got The Empress new, more expensive kitty litter. She is NOT pleased. Expressed this by kicking half of it onto kitchen floor...

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They just want us to clean :)) they do it all on purpose

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She sat there & watched me clean it up. Asked her "are you proud of yourself?" (Bc I've lost my mind n talk to her like a ppl). She blinked.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know exactly what you talking about :) they are mischievous bastard. But again they enlighten our lives :)

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hate her. Not really ofc but shes so annoying sometimes! She has an attitude that rivals mine-Bf comments frequently how alike we are ?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We share a common enemy :) we must join our forces and pick their poops :)))

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