pacificwalrus
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GeographyIsWhereItsAt
#14 Where are his safety glasses??
mooseend8888
#31 logically I understand that it's the left picture, but in my heart it will always be the one on the right.
Phislammajama
Rumbles in that familiar way
GINGIVITISSS
#7 We can rebuild him. We have the technology.
Ittouchesthetoilet
Solid dick from Iron Man you say?
Carlillo
brotherbuzz
Awesome!
ninjakittyboxrz
#11 Tis but a flesh wound.
Rustedgrey
the ball slapping fart never gets old. although the fiber story... I've never fell over laying down before, until I read that.
JonnyLocomotive
Laughed my ass off, thank you
Cranbananarama
Well now I'm just curious what would happen if #1 were real.
Ultracrepidarianmonkey
#31 agree to disagee
TonyStark13049
Great post, take my upvote
mcglirkymeow
Yeah, I shamelessly stole most of these. But I’m not a heathen - updoot is yours.
CameraMonkey
I was gonna say this was a solid dump, then I read #30 and, well…
koby
+1 and stolen thanks
rwhobarbwire
#8 going to take the opportunity to recommend "carpe jugulum" (t. pratchett)
JimboTCB
#8 Carpe carpio = seize the carp
oldscrotumthewrinkledretainer
Best dump I've seen in a long time. Laughed long and loudest.
TiptoeThroughTheMeanies
#11 Footloose.
swarmymarmot
#11 x-ray tech: well I'm not allowed to say, but do you think that's what a normal leg looks like?
DonnaNobleInTheLibrary
Well, on the plus side, it's torn off cleanly, bones are still okay and not a mess of splinters.
swarmymarmot
True, I wonder what happened. Such an impact that it tore the foot off but didn't crush the bones on either side
DonnaNobleInTheLibrary
Possibly guillotined by … something?
flippin42
Face Wind Knee Wind is accurate
Warvillage
#8
GoatanamoBay
#16 "forgot"
MaxximumB
Best dump of the year award.
Peter1267
Worked nightshifts for 26y. Was usually the other way around: me being well awake and lucid, and the early morning shift guy still drowsy :)
RottenFairyMeat
#1 Why isn't the mole catcher's phone number Avogadro's number? Very disappointing.
ocaeon
it's not a valid phone number, and i didn't include the factor, but 3624360 isn't valid siteswap either.
GINGIVITISSS
#8 Protect ya collum ?
xyxyxyxy31
JeVeuxSeulementLOublier
OverthoughtUnderedited
Wu Tang is for the children
redratsnakeordave
Found my parents meta-mucil when I was a get. Thought it was just shitty off brand tang mix. Drank a ton throughout the day. Next day…
redratsnakeordave
It hit me. I farted so hard and so much, I felt my ribs collapse inward and organs shift back down out of my thoracic cavity…
redratsnakeordave
I was gripping the sides of the toilet and could feel gusts of stinky wind bursting over my knuckles. My family could tell something was…
redratsnakeordave
…wrong. They camped outside the bathroom for an hour offering aid, but what could they do? Each successive gaseous outburst only seemed to…
redratsnakeordave
…free up more space in the gut for more gas. If there were a canary in the bathroom that day, it would be dead for lack of oxygen.
redratsnakeordave
God damn it Imgur add a ducking edit comment option
geraltofriva
#29 What are you doing in there? - Umm, drugs?
chevymonster
Are you referencing the clip with Jeremy?
geraltofriva
I guess
chevymonster
ok
mt77932
I laughed way to hard at that
ButTheyWereAllBad
I have watched that about 12 times and I am crying because I'm laughing so hard it's so funny!
ZebraCockSandwich
Same. I just let it play over and over and it never stops being funny