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profloyo
“ I got that dog in me” just became a real threat
SarcasticComment
This is about weakening the definition of rape. If animals aren't 0 consent status and forcing sex with them is " a debatable accusation/conviction", then what hope is there for adults and children? It's chipping away at the standard so they can field a secret police where being a rapist isn't an issue.
Bundalicious
Kashmir gonna tell us Krasnov was forced to rape kids to protect his cover as an FBI informant
pandemicmodedad
Thats disgusting. Take you up vote.
Mostlydeadpool
Christi Noam needs to die in a fire. a small fire. starting with her feet. Fuck anyone who hurts animals.
Neednoggle
Haha, took me a moment, but that's pretty good lol
DeakVanNyke
ohfuck... what did he do ? did he eat or fuck a puppy ?
Hexidimentional
he removed the ban on hiring people who were involved in beastiality or prostitution
cosonfused
RaVeNrcft
If I had to guess between the two of these cretins who got fucked in the ass by a horse, Patel's cock-eyed dead stare would be my guess.
YippeeKayakOB
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1czVvYmdyM2oweGxza3lhcDhtMnU1bmxkYWt2NzRqb2pvNDR5M2QydCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/CoDp6NnSmItoY/200w.webp
Suomijuusto89
Then, in the middle of the line, there is this.
JohnWickdidnothingwrong
That's when you love your dog AND your kid, but you just can't choose between them.
joshuasplinth
That googly-eyed bastard.
Shinydudenexa
Holy shit this fantastic
Geeebo
😦good one.
Anfalicious
TIL someone forced Kash Patel to fuck a dog
IamIntoleranceIntolerant
I love my dog, but I don't LOVE my dog.
yosoysoyboy
Weren't these the people who claimed homosexuality was bad because it would lead to beastiality? Or did they just want to skip that step?
perji
i have no idea what amerikkan imperial scale this is. bitch to dog fucker? idk
SamAndJanetEvening
8.5
awkungen42
Eww, do I want to know, he's not fucking animals is he?
PerpetualExhaustion
I must’ve missed something, what’s this new thing with Patel and dogs?
He fucks them doesn’t he…
Crispo
Who is she?
Corvidae365
Kristi Noem. She's a crazy very pro Trump lady that may or may not fuck him. The joke comes from the fact that she according to her book shot and kill the dog when she was younger because it was "untrainable." She made it out to be like she was cleaning up her mess because she was responsible for the dog.
Hexidimentional
Kristi noem, former head of ICE, shot her dog cricket for barking too much
UnaccomplishedWatcherImNotaBot
Former boss of ice
AmaraDela
I love my furry babies too much to even use this scale of unholiness! Castrate the animal fuckers in the FBI. Victims of beastiality aren't the fucking applicants they're the poor confused hurt animals.
Snooj
I quit one of my jobs because my coworker realized how much I love dogs so he told a funny story about eating dogs when drunk and followed up with a funny story about how cats are cooked. The next day I reported him to HR. Then I took all my sick days which allowed me to get a new job and I was gone. I'm certain his aim was to make me uncomfortable and it certainly worked. The sad part is that even though I make more money now I really did love everything about that job except him.
StumpyToe
This is some fucked up game of fuck, marry, kill. 😳
Hexidimentional
to the front page with that cursed image, good fucking lord
yikesaroni
thats fucking hilarious
Clockworkdancerobot
"Wait, what does Kash Patel have to do... oh fuck."
ontarioOT
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NGlzemVqeGlhejk4bWI0cHo5cmJsMnA5aGkxeDlzamNqYXJiZjAxdyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/13PR67zViZjXi/200w.webp
Jimthebutler
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1emg4Y3VqZzFvcm1mb290c251eHRvbXcwMnprOXNiMGt0YjhhY2F2NCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/6cFcUiCG5eONW/200w.webp
Elvenbane
exactly
ThrowBlah
JohnSmithterms
Is it because kash is the best lap dog? Or did he fuck a dog?
Macwalrus
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1enV1M2Vjd3hsNmQ4eHR1cmhueWhrdnlmMjZkaTdtbXNuc2NneHYwYyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/NFcyDseB3m9uU/200w.webp
Hexidimentional
kash patel is weirdly defensive about those who have been charged with beastiality charges, and lifted the ban on hiring them
Macwalrus
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1aTh5aDR2eGk5N2lreDJrNHRlamx3aHY4cm1wYjUzN3A4ZWZ5bnU5cSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3o6Zt1NFsbvZIbRiXC/200w.webp
cosonfused
yes
Gulugumi
https://edition.cnn.com/2026/09/15/politics/kash-patel-hiring-bestiality
BarbaraWaltearsthatassup
How absurd to claim it is to protect victims of human trafficking that were coerced into the act, but leave prostitution? The main sexual assault forced upon victims of trafficking?
SandyTentaclez
...WHAT THE ACTUAL F-
Hexidimentional
we had to fuckin find out so you do too
onepinksheep
AntaNce
Barfed in my mouth a little. Thanks, I am hating this.
CeterumCenseo
Thanks, Smokey!
Slimewire
That Gene Wilder sketch was bloody brilliant
Efreeti
This feels AI
rusrsdude
Cause it is
DocFunkenstein
I do love that the only thing you have to do to make Patel look like a fucking idiot is post his official FBI photo.
Makerofroads
Man... I was in the military for over 8 years. I suffered. I lost most of what was most important to me in my life, sacrificed. I tried to believe in the jingoism, to get something for my loss, but by the end I couldn't, it felt like too much of a scam. And now after all this time, like a man has taken 2 hours to prep and drink 14 cups of coffee and smoke a pack of cigarettes, some dipshit and his friends comes along and unleashes several gallons of shit all over the whole thing.
clonedeeznuts
It's the best one because it's "official"
GrimleyGraves
Coked Patel
Geeebo
Like he’s got a car battery attached to his nipples.
HawkmanXLII
He looks like he's both surprised and high on coke.
emu314159127001
"I can't believe it's not coke! (Because it actually is coke)
Sageypie
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1am1ibWowN2pmdXA1Y2s5MmN5ZnZ6YWFmNWh2am44ZXR5ajdtdGcxOCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/IuaM5sUvLCYTyNKV4J/200w.webp
Rhythmaster
He just has a lazy eye, it's not that uncommon, I have it too, but not as obvious as his. It's honestly the least bad thing about him, but unfortunately it's also the most criticized thing about him. Yeah he looks out of his depth, (he is) all these people are so incompetent and out of their depth they are treating these important govt jobs as some sort of VIP fantasy camp.
7hatsBollocks
Larping being smart, effective, or talented leaders. I cast, "Dunning Kruger" on myself!
TheAuthorOfTheJournalsMyBrother
It always bugs me when people celebrate shitting on surface level things of crummy people. It happens a ton with politicians where people make fun of some physical detail of them, as if them being evil fundamentally changes the act.
If you think the trait is worth bullying on them, that means it's worth bullying on anyone- Someone with the same trait isn't going to feel better just because you wouldn't say it *to them*.
cusbuster
If you have a lazy eye in Australia it is corrected as an infant to all people. It is very rare here to see a native born Australian with a lazy eye. Do other countries fix this in infancy?
MechKelly
No one cares about his lazy eye. They're making fun on the fact that he constantly looks like he's overdosing on amphetamines. And if you hear him talk, he sounds like it too.
CongratsYouAreHereNow
It’s not the lazy eye it’s the wide eyes. I’m in the medical field and helped some kid who overdosed on party drugs and he had a similar face
Rogahar
I've heard and seen a lot of people - both medical professionals and former (and even current) addicts - saying much the same.
CongratsYouAreHereNow
The Japanese even have a word for it that means something like “if you can see white on three sides of the pupils that person is not to be trusted” Normally the whites of your eyes are only visible to the left and right of your pupils, unless you’re in a state of fear or aggressive arousal
CongratsYouAreHereNow
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sanpaku
SubTrout
His default expression is "Who shit my pants?!"
DOcelot1
Well, no one's going to Trump that
Roaddog184
Never piss off a wizard. They’ll shit your pants for you, from a distance.
egoAristippos
Sageypie
Side note:
Some Nickelodeon exec coked out of their mind in the early 00's- "holy shit, have you seen this comic? We need to give this creator a children's show, fucking ASAP!"
Hypothesist
ren and stimpy ?
Sageypie
Jhonen Vasquez with his comics Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, and Squee. This panel was from JTHM, a comic that features a serial killer just mowing folk down without remorse and in horrendous ways.
Jhonen went on to create Invader Zim at Nickelodeon.
illmx
I guess I don’t get it
Einstein9073
Christi Noam famously shot her dog because she didn't know how to train it. Kash Patel recently advocated for allowing bestiality convicts to join the FBI.
IMustGrowUpReally
FBI application form S.17 (5): -
Do you fuck animals? ◽️Yes ◽️No ◽️ Prefer not to say
Anfalicious
No no, not the perp, only if you are on the VICTIM side of the beastiality. So if you were raped by a dolphin you can now join the fbi
DukeDarkwood
I'm not saying he brought it up so that he remains qualified for his job...
... but I'm not *NOT* saying it, either.
IMustGrowUpReally
* ...*NOT* NOT saying it, either.
ISayGoodSirCouldIHaveSomeGoodChemicals
0 infamously shot her own dog and 10 idk maybe he fucks dogs I don't know
ISayGoodSirCouldIHaveSomeGoodChemicals
I just looked it up, and yes apparently that's the meme he might fuck dogs XD
Snooj
"I'm not saying I'd fuck dogs, I'm just saying those that do are welcome among the ranks of my coworkers."
illmx
ontarioOT
So the FBI had a rule that precluded anyone who had been involved in prostitution or bestiality from being accepted into the FBI training academy.
The head of the FBI (Kash Patel) was asked in a hearing why the FBI removed that stipulation and his answers weren't exactly reassuring / convincing.
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
Yeah, its really odd. Are the FBI finding it SO difficult to recruit? Are they planning on setting up a specific dog fucker unit .... and will it be called unit K69?
Badprenup
Yeah I don't know about the stats on beastiality convictions but for prostitution it's like... Between 20-50k convictions annually? Even at the high end of that range and ignoring repeat offenders, that's only roughly 0.015% of the US population every year. They can't be THAT hard up for recruits.
EroticZombiePants
Unlike our police and especially ICE, the FBI has actual education requirements, and the vast majority of people who would be joining the FBI now are likely going to be hard right types ... and how many of them are above ICE levels of intellect?
LiterallyAWizard
Just like with non-pedophiles voting for Trump, removing this stipulation is a signal that even if they themselves aren't goatrapers, being a goatraper is no longer a deal breaker for them. Maybe they need their personnel to be of a certain level of moral bankruptcy, to make sure they're on board for whatever they have planned next.
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
ItS a BrOaD cHuRcH