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Trump skis in jeans
Dec 3, 2017 6:20 PM
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BendyBatchCrumblyCakes
Dinkleman!
RobJenkins
He's a genuinely exceptional person, he literally has zero redeeming qualities, I mean even Hitler loved his dog but this guy
Shamorza
... folks, FOLKS! Please let's maintain our civility and not resort to this kind of language, "skiing in jeans" is just outright vulgar.
plastikman
I snowboarded in jeans my first time. It was cold. I have not snowboarded since.
maincarrot
wear snow pants over your jeans.
VeryMoistTowelettes
He also eats his steak well-done with ketchup. He really is the worst person.
ThomasTheWankEnglne
Canadian Graffiti.
bozonebum
In Montana, so basically the same thing, eh?
henrysnugglemonster
If true, it would say sorry about the graffiti.
Jaqdakloun
I hear this sequel has been in development hell since '75.
FluffTMD
That is a very Canadian insult!
NoChute
My mom used to ski in jeans when she was a teen. It’s a good motivator to not fall. This was in Colorado though so not as cold, probably.
DanTheStanMan
We have the same insult in Colorado, so maybe...
idieeverytime
Canadian tuxedo.
tomyironmane
To someone in Ohio... um, what makes this so insulting?
wipethatfaceoffyourheadbitch
You just look like a tool. Even if you never fall it’s totally inappropriate and impractical attire.
ZookeeperFloyd
sadquesadilla
MrEarl
Shenaniganz80
Is that an insult only rich people get or is it a skiing joke?
ninjaoftheworld
Jeans in snow are very cold and uncomfortable. It’s a Canadian version of “too dumb to come in from the rain.”
Shenaniganz80
So that's not something you'd say to your buddy,right guy
ninjaoftheworld
Only fer shits and giggles, friendo
Muellertime
In other news.... /a/zN6Mgkm
HammaTime2
Bozeman, MT... that's on my road
heebiejeepie
He pees into the wind, too.
Ratman72
He so likes his steaks well done...
brassmule
Aimforthebushes69
Bozeman?
bozonebum
Yup, found this in Bozeman.
WinterIsPlumbing
Came here to ask that myself :)
GlazedHamRiot
Nice post
greenstairs
and he wears socks with sandals too
windexismygravy
And eats ketchup on his steak.
residentolive
And likes it well done
PerroMalcriado
he puts ketchup on his spagetti
ninjaoftheworld
No greater insult, really.
HurricaneWhoDat
Where I'm from people who ski in jeans are called gapers.
napsmear
Equivalent of New Yorkers saying he eats pizza with a knife and fork (which he actually does)
superdupertrooper
Neapolitan pizza often requires knife and fork! But, yes, New York pizza certainly does not
restlessinchicago
To be fair, in Chicago, you do
AhhhThisStinks
pshhhh that ain't pizza
AahzAndArthurDent
Why?
Txgoose
Jeans absorb moisture to easily. You fall in the snow with jeans you’ll be wet all day
AahzAndArthurDent
Oh. I've never been snowboarding or skiing so I didn't know.
ninjaoftheworld
It’s just a Canadian way of saying someone is too dumb to survive.
festivalday7portapottydiarrheablumpkin
FDT
thabuschwackerOG
Fuck that Puto!!!
cwagrant
This would imply he has at least some minor level of athletic ability.
brassmule
dhorner8010
Shit of course he does . He lives near New Jersey . We’ve all skied in jeans here.
SuperGus64
I think trump is a scum bag but this is to far
dustmywets
Dinkleman...
pwdrjnky
On snow blades wearing a fanny pack!
IbuildRobots
Cotton kills
2plus2isfive
I have this insult as a bumper sticker on my car!
ACocoaNutLadenSwallow
jmulderr
Trump has probably never worn a pair of jeans, or 'peasant pants' as he likes to call them, in his life.
brassmule
https://youtu.be/SCkmOCsI-hc
brassmule
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VeryMoistTowelettes
He's too busy wearing ill-fitting suits.
brassmule
brassmule
shhep
As a non-american, I never knew how he looked back then. Less dumb, more Shkreli-asshole kind of look.
MustardTiger1337
Try harder https://i.redd.it/puqgst6ltsmy.jpg
jmulderr
My mistake. He is truly a mom of the people.
UnderdevelopedOfficeCharacter
Some of the worst photoshop ever
ninjaoftheworld
Some of the best you mean!
AntonioStark
What's wrong with skiing in jeans?
jonestown
you fall and leave a blue streak behind you
Lilly64
Cotton stops neither wind nor water. It’s a recipe to freeze when skiing
AntonioStark
As a Floridian, I just never thought twice about it. Thanks for changing my mind everyone.
PhiIIipJFry
It's ok if you ski on a warm day and never fall over.
maincarrot
i've been skiing in jeans all my life - but i wear snow pants over top. i just don't have anything else to wear as pants, so... 1/2
maincarrot
i think it's silly to go skiing in -20c in bare jeans. just wear snow pants, what you wear underneath is up to you. 2/2
DestroyerBravo
If (let's face it when) you eat shit on the mountain and get snow on your pants, instead of falling off they get soaked. Wet is bad in cold.
DestroyerBravo
the snow* falling off
Barkinsons
It's just tacky and cotton is a bad choice of fabric in the snow
Happydragun4now
They get caked and basically become ice pants that don't bend, plus your gonna freeze
ImAFuckingCreep
The way I look at it is that jeans while skiing is just the wrong gear for the activity. Shows you are quiet possibly so inexperienced you(1
ImAFuckingCreep
Are probably a danger to everyone around you. Kind of like a dirt biker wearing no helmet or Donald Trump in the white house.
OldSchool90
After working at a ski resort, I find the dudes skiing in jeans are ballers that are messing around, huckin backflips n shiz
ThisShieRightHereNi666
Everything.
AntonioStark
I ask as a Floridian.
ThisShieRightHereNi666
People who do that are considered mostly as ignorant asshat show offs.
ThisShieRightHereNi666
Mostly for practical reasons. You fall, jeans get wet cold and heavy. Then you sit on a lift and the wet cold jeans freeze to the seat etc.
AntonioStark
Thank you. I don't think I've ever really skiied in a place without manufactured snow.
ThisShieRightHereNi666
WTF.. (welcome to Finland) ;)
PrinceSatisfactory
It's pretty classless. Winter sports are more of a khaki or corduroy activity
AntonioStark
Wait. For real? Like people get judged for lack of corduroy?
PrinceSatisfactory
Oh yeah, lots of judgement on the slopes. If your belt and wrist watch don't coordinate with your ski boots, gonna get some angry stares
AntonioStark
Lol. I assume your cravat needs to match too?
PrinceSatisfactory
Well that goes without saying
anitabieror6
wow. it never occurred to me to judge someone's class by what pants they wear when they do it
EndersGameofThrones
Since cheap snow pants could be bought for $25 its a pretty safe bet that someone is a newb or a poser if they ski in jeans.
PrinceSatisfactory
Oh yeah man. If you walk into a random lecture and the professor's wearing high-waters, that's a STEM class. Skinnies, usually humanities
PrinceSatisfactory
And if they're wearing shorts they could be teaching whatever class they damn well please bc they have tenure an no longer give a shit
Pyrohawk
As a person who has never skied...why is that wrong? Isn't jeans the standard for cold weather? And what should you wear instead?
RandomImgurian
Jeans are definitely not the standard for cold weather, unless you and I have different understandings of cold. Also, jeans aren't great in
RandomImgurian
snow since they're made of cotton, so they'll just get really wet really quick and then you'll just have wet soggy pants.
Pyrohawk
Hmmm. I mean yeah, that's true they do get wet after a while. But that's what we always wore as kids to go sledding...
Pyrohawk
If we were going to be out for a long time we'd put overalls over top. But still.